that's the thing with these instant death methods, my imagined feeling of pain associated is enough to put me off... Well that and wanting to be alive. But I dunno, it just doesn't seem instant enough.
you'd pretty much explode. my friend was on a train when someone jumped in front of it a week or so ago, there was human debris all over the place apparently. pretty selfish method
suppose, wouldn't like to be the track operators/service men who have to clean that shit up...Mind you it's 3 strikes and your out with a massive payout!
and in doing so, you're doing the direct opposite of what's best for it. How can you be looking out only for your self if you're destroying it? It's a total contradiction of terms.
It's incosiderate to other people, yes. But that's different.
because you'd rather be dead than alive, even though you know it will be horrible for your family and friends. that's putting your wants and needs in front of others
when you're making your self non-existent? It doesn't make sense. Doing what you want and doing things for yourself are slightly different in this case. Basically, killing yourself is the single least selfish thing anyone can do. By the definiton of self.
but the NEGATIVE connotations of selfish behaviour are conventionally defined by lack of concern for the impact of your actions on others, rather than the actual action that promotes self-interest.
human beings are capable of creating needs beyond biological ones.
Ideas concerning, love, self sacrifice, fame, glory, or simply the conviction that death will end all pain are strong enough to go override a human being's survival instinct.
#6 - In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the
threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking
extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where
he died of hypothermia.
with the intention of dying.. so basically just wait to die, reasoning that if yr too lazy to kill yrself by actually doing something to action it, by doin nothin and eventually dying (could take years this method) of old age or disease and willing it on, that is the laziest method of suicide no doubt.
and then slam your face towards a desk or flat surface, pushing the biros up into your brain and ending you.
The added benefits of this are that you can do it in your workplace and you can stick a post-it suicide/blame note on the back of your head blaming your boss and his evil ways for your untimely death, gruesome death.
I often thought about doing this when i worked in an office. A colleague once caught me with two pens up my nostrils staring blankly into space.
Flushing yourself
down the loo.
electric light in the bath
thatd be kinda painful though, huh?
Suicide is painless.....
(Theme from M*A*S*H)
falling asleep whilst driving?
.
get someone else to do it
Dying of boredom
oh thats not quick enough
Walking off the edge of a cliff...
whilst listening to Jay-Z's Wonderwall.
jumping in front of a train
minimal effort, super fast death. also, even more selfish than regular suicide
^ that's horrid
I can imagine the death wouldn't be instant and that you'd get torn to gory teathers and flesh and bone whilst still semi-conscious. = not good
no way
you'd definately die straight away
*
that's the thing with these instant death methods, my imagined feeling of pain associated is enough to put me off... Well that and wanting to be alive. But I dunno, it just doesn't seem instant enough.
i reckon if a train hit you full blast
you'd pretty much explode. my friend was on a train when someone jumped in front of it a week or so ago, there was human debris all over the place apparently. pretty selfish method
yeah
suppose, wouldn't like to be the track operators/service men who have to clean that shit up...Mind you it's 3 strikes and your out with a massive payout!
Except it's not selfish
I explained this earlier in the week.
link?
yes it is
because you'll traumatise a load of people sitting on a train, especially the driver. how is this not selfish?
Because you're removing the existence of your self
and in doing so, you're doing the direct opposite of what's best for it. How can you be looking out only for your self if you're destroying it? It's a total contradiction of terms.
It's incosiderate to other people, yes. But that's different.
you're doing whats best for yourself
because you'd rather be dead than alive, even though you know it will be horrible for your family and friends. that's putting your wants and needs in front of others
How can you be doing what's best for your self
when you're making your self non-existent? It doesn't make sense. Doing what you want and doing things for yourself are slightly different in this case. Basically, killing yourself is the single least selfish thing anyone can do. By the definiton of self.
nice try
but the NEGATIVE connotations of selfish behaviour are conventionally defined by lack of concern for the impact of your actions on others, rather than the actual action that promotes self-interest.
But the word SELF
is integral to the word selfish. That's basically irrefutable. And makes any claims that suicide is selfish really really silly.
^
it is indeed a selfish act that satisfies the ego
How could it possibly?
What a ridiculous thing to say.
in short
human beings are capable of creating needs beyond biological ones.
Ideas concerning, love, self sacrifice, fame, glory, or simply the conviction that death will end all pain are strong enough to go override a human being's survival instinct.
But you can't satisfy something that doesn't exist
so you're literally talking nonsense.
shut up.
A guy jumped infront of a train on the underground
he was rolled up into a ball.
but was still alive.
You need one of those japanese shuttle train..
My friend lives there and he said someone jumped in front and the head went thhrough the front of hte train into the cabin.
awesome
but horrifying!
thats horrible
i really feel for the people on that train.
then again, the japanese arent half keen on their gore.
watch big brother live until your eyes explode
and your brain shuts itself down.
should only take a couple of minutes..
jump of top of tall building ! :)
fun too id imagine.
for the first bit yeah.
Posting a thread on DiS saying you're going to/ you have killed youself
Social suicide is pretty much the same as normal suicide yeah?
nice.
danger wank
POTD!
:D
POsting on drownedinsound.com for 48 hours without eating/drinking/visitng the toilet.
I'm sure a lot of people are already doing this
apart from the drinking part probably...
Heroine overdose
get someone else to prepare it for you, I imagine it to be quite pleasent.
^
This is how how I would do it. High as a kite!
THERES JUST TOO MANY FEMALE HEROES!
*dies*
you get your friend to drop a box-full of copies of corrie ten boom's autobiography on your head
from the top of a building
inject an air bubble
The irony with suicide is because it's so simple to do, those who are stupid enough to fail at doing it are the ones who deserve to die.
Don't hold your breath.
*Do
Just expire
Might take 80 or so years
have any DiSers committed suicide?
Pinball Fortress
sign up 2 bebo
if u knw wot im sayin
(BATTY)
its along the same sorts of lines
you reckon we should post that link?^
i just thought we should slowly start filtering it into dis
well i am quite ticklish!
ford escorts
they turn me on for sure.
*removes adidas 3-stripe white trainers*
*adjusts cap*
*pops collar*
make a cardboard cutout of yourself and stab it to death
Suisfail
#6 - In FRANCE, Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided
to commit suicide. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose
around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock.
He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes. He even tried to shoot
himself at the last moment. He jumped and fired the pistol. The bullet
missed him completely and cut through the rope above him. Free of the
threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea. The sudden dunking
extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison. He was dragged
out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to a hospital, where
he died of hypothermia.
Suisse fail?
euro 2008
he won a Darwin for that, i believe
i'm pretty sure thats just an urban myth
FRISBEE SEPPUKU
http://www.ninjaplease.com/pics/frisbee2.JPG
???
Turning yourself into bloodied pulp by continuously lambasting your bum-bum with a liquorice whip?
listening
to the Pigeon Detectives album.
Brain is sure to explode.
You didn't ask for it to be painless...
Absoloutley apalling thread this
why has no one bothered asking Jordan 'duh, why you want to know?'.
Total existential failure
Oh,and by the way,DON'T KILL YOURSELF!!!
touch up Ricky Hattons child.
take a sleeping pill and lie in a bath with water.
insinuate that josh homme is gay to his face
Move to St Anns
Move to Bridgend.
Open Bebo account.
Wait.
probably just doin nothing, but purposely,
with the intention of dying.. so basically just wait to die, reasoning that if yr too lazy to kill yrself by actually doing something to action it, by doin nothin and eventually dying (could take years this method) of old age or disease and willing it on, that is the laziest method of suicide no doubt.
Stick two biros up your nose
and then slam your face towards a desk or flat surface, pushing the biros up into your brain and ending you.
The added benefits of this are that you can do it in your workplace and you can stick a post-it suicide/blame note on the back of your head blaming your boss and his evil ways for your untimely death, gruesome death.
I often thought about doing this when i worked in an office. A colleague once caught me with two pens up my nostrils staring blankly into space.