but I bet it was loadsa fun there as I'm sure pleanty of people will tell us when they get back.

but the glastonbury is boring as shit.absolutely no movement :(

festivals look more fun on telly.

Incidently, was Mark Ronson's guitar actually switched on at any point? Saw a bit of him on the highlights and there didn't seem to be any noise coming from it.

Watching something on television, isn't the same as doing it or experiencing it.

If you watch it on Television, it isn't Glastobury... it's just a visual representation of the tiniest bit of it.

Anyone making sweeping comments on things about Glastobury being shit or great on the basis of TV footage is being silly.

possibly the most cringeworthy thing ever

it's all the shots of people gurning and singing into the cameras, the roving reporters, and edith bowman in general.

- there's not much punk/metal/hardcore/noise
- I don't really like camping (blame Reading fest for this one)
- I didn't watch on telly as I don't think there was anything I wanted to see.

There = shit festival, cold, middle class posh kids on drugs

would you want to go watch live music when obstructions are in the way. ie: people holiding flags and mobile phones.

what a load of crap.

getting messed up for 3 days with my friends and I would happily watch pigeon detectives and other bands I would normally hate, just not pay £200+ for the privelage.

but to make tv experience more enjoable I have:

avoided flushing the toilet all week
slept on the floor with strategically placed stones underneath me
Eaten take away, paid double for it and asked them to use vast quantities of oil.
ensured all alcohol drunken was at room temperature
asked my neigbours to play extremly dodgy dance music at full volume at about 4am every morning
invited strangers to urinate against my house

by following these simple guidelines next year you too can have a tv experience almost as good as the real thing.

You get the 'red button'!!

Massive attack and manu chau at the same time!!!

but i would definiteley get pissed off with all the hippy/chelsea mum vibes if i was actually there.

have a shit taste in music.

At each of the last 5 or so Glastonbury's that I've seen on the telly, there have been at least a few acts who have made me wish I'd bothered attempting to get tickets. Nought this year.

while channel surfing last night. I loved the pissed off expressions on the security guards' faces as they held the singer aloft and into the crowd. What an amazing job.

Is their album worth getting? That song sounded fab, but is it one of these things that only works well live?

every time you pressed the red button, a portaloo would be emptied over Jo "I booked Nirvana to play on The Wordzzzzzz" Whiley's head. With a cherry bakewell on top.

Joe - www.anewbandaday.com