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Hatin' on the Ting Tings

Tings Tings. Who is it exactly thats trying to fool us into thinking they're actual human beings?

I've checked, and the lead singer Katie doesn't have a birth date, just a serial number and a batch code. In fact, their original name was actually going to be Microsoft Band 1.0 - until statistical trends revealed 'quirky, fresh and innovative' as key consumer-priorities going forward into the summer

Its weird, I can listen to their songs, but instead of music, all i hear is the self-satisfied grunting of a PR man loosening his tie and masturbating into his own hand

thoughts?



  • her birth date just looks like a barcode because she's so old

    mutton dressed as lamb

  • They are shite though

    thats a fact

  • .

    the lead singer reminds me of a girl i was with and it isnt a good thing thing, why am i posting at 5.30 in the morning

    • why cant she close her mouth...

      when someone takes a photograph of her?

      johnny shit face borrel does it too, it make me soooo angry... close your fucking mouth arrrgghhh

      • i went to a primary school fair yesterday,

        and a little girl was singing 'That's Not My Name' in a talent show. I wasn't sure what to make of it.

        Also because I'm 16, according to drunk people on trains, I'm supposed to like the Ting Tings.

        • That is more than a little worrying.

      • I thought

        it's cos she's a bit buck toothed but actually it seems maybe it's her gimmick to look as though SHE'S ABOUT TO SHOUT AT YOU COS SHE'S SO FEISTY AND YOU GOT HER NAME WRONG.
        Either way,rubbish band.

  • the drummer

    looks like a paedophile. the girl wears a hat on stage. they're a bit repellent.

  • absolutely turd

    that 'performance' at glastonbury i saw on tv was repugnant. worst name ever, worst band concept ever, worst first 2singles ever. worst poses in pr pictures ever. they make me sick

    • i agree

      what are columbia doing? they used to be a great label...

  • Catchy though.

    Like cholera.

  • bbc red button facility had their glastonbury set on repeat all day...

    i watched their set this morning thinking something good might come on, but it just kept going and going and going...

    ...bloody nightmare.