who finds it very very hard to understand how people can complain about the volume that people eat at.

but i can't tell. i always thought i ate at an average volume

i don't find it irritating in the slightest tho. i don't get why everyone gets so bothered about it.

My wife has a friend down this weekend, the noise she makes when she eats is indescribable. I'm taking my dinner to the shed with me tonight

theres no real technique to silence the crunch

if there issuse with sound is such a irratation to them i suggest inserting a sgarp object into there ears or perhaps weaker just wearing ear plugs.

i am in angry mood and i hate your mother.

nah i dont but still

And they make that crunching sound that's really prolonged. Argh, it does my head in.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i think it's really rude to have a go at people about the way they eat, we are feeding our bodies, energising ourselves - all ways of eating should be celebrated

i want to vomit

eating should be done in private.

Restaurants are the public orgies of the eating community, and don't get me started on family dinners.

it's as if he is imitating someone eating when he eats his dinner. It's worse when he is home late and has to eat his dinner after us and you can only hear him chomping away. If only we didn't live in a single-end :(

WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN? WHY THOUGH? NO REALLY, WHY?

It drives me fucking crazy. Why can't people just close their mouths whilst chewing? Don't they realise how gross it is?? DON'T THEY?

I honestly can't stand it. Any kind of noise from people eating I find unpleasant. I realise that most of these are hard to control and I'm being stupid, but some people are just RIDICULOUSLY loud i.e. my Dad. And it's really not hard to keep your mouth closed and act like a civilized human being.

People who make that bizarre groaning sound while eating are the worst.

and im especially bad with crisps.

I've also developed a habit of slurping tea.