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Do you wash your hands after taking a dump?

Why? You weren't touching your anus were you?



  • No, put the toilet's

    packed with germs. Although probably not as many germs as my desk, so it's good to wash your hands a few times throughout the day regardless.

    • HOWARD HUGHES ALERT

      • he had an obsession with washing hands right?

        or am I wrong on THAT as well?

        • this thread is appalling

          lol shockin stuff rite?

          • Are you touching your anus?

            I'm off to wash my hands.

            • well, in a way we're all touching our own anus

              with whatever you call the thing that surrounds our anus. RIGHT? Or does yours float in mid air detached 6 inches from the rest of your body?

              Thought as much.

              • :D

              • 'the thing that surrounds my anus'?

                I call that 'zxcvbnm'

  • Yes

    and yes

  • yeh of course

    its just common sense. you filthy filthy bastard

    • I didn't say I don't

      I'm wondering why I do.

      • i do sometimes not bother when im having a piss

        cos i dont piss all over my hands, but if i go to a public dumpster then its gotta be done. theres some heinous scum out there

        • ^

          "i do sometimes not bother when im having a pis"

          You rank bastard, remind me never to shake your hand

      • I've told you

  • Yes

    and I wash my hands after touching someone else's bum.