they are kind of sexy, but seem a bit pointless unless the other person is just gonna stand there for ages and stare at your fanny which sounds a bit boring
I'm sure if anyone really wanted to have the 'sex with nickers still on' effect, they could just shift them to one side type thing?
Saves on pointless spending!
surely the whole fun of sexy panties is having a bit of time imagining what's inside them? Crotchless panties are a bit like being given a crossword with all the answers filled in.
Depends who's wearing them
your threads are ace
i cant tell if you are being sarcastic....
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Hmmmm..........
As already mentioned, depends on the occupant.
The easy access thing can be great though.
do you wash your hands after putting them on?
depends on the context
but they're not as fun as i had for some reason imagined.
Never actually seen anyone wearing them
^this
julia davis in nighty night
that's the kind of person who wears them
they are kind of sexy, but seem a bit pointless unless the other person is just gonna stand there for ages and stare at your fanny which sounds a bit boring
DONT JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT!
THINK OF ALL THOSE STARVING PEOPLE IN AFRICA!
wooops, wrong context
wrong context indeed!
:)
I love that episode
"And how much is the Risotto Vagina?"
would you want to?
i dont know if i would
I actually don't think I would, no
how do they work?
They don't
they're purely for easy access - kind of like the pee flap on men's night shorts.
so essentially
you have the expense of buying underwear, but with none of the comfort/protection/draught deflecting properties?
sounds like folly
Exactly
I'm sure if anyone really wanted to have the 'sex with nickers still on' effect, they could just shift them to one side type thing?
Saves on pointless spending!
Not really
surely the whole fun of sexy panties is having a bit of time imagining what's inside them? Crotchless panties are a bit like being given a crossword with all the answers filled in.
:D
Imagining whats inside them?
Like 'SUPRISE!'
Pretty much, yeah
I do like surprises. I'll get what's coming to me though I'm sure - one day she'll drop them and a big sweaty wang'll fall out.
what's the point?
yeah, just 'get them off!' or get out
etc
may as well not wear them
if you want your fanny out. I can't imagine they look at all attractive.
Nah not really
I prefer a bit of suspense and intrigue rather than something that looks like giblets leaking out of a carrier bag.
Cheers
:DDDDDDDddd
yes.
:D
oh
wow
:''')
And there goes the rest of my orange juice.
:D
amazing
deserves the plaudits its been getting
My 'mate' ron went into the local sex shop
to buy some of this for his bird once.
Ron: 'Can you fuck her when she's wearing them?'
Surprisingly urbane shopkeep: 'Yes, that's the idea, sir'.
Well sexy.
'well I finish in an hour'
is what he should have said
:D
You wouldn't want to go where Ron's been.
brilliant! :D
the very idea of them is just so tacky and unsexy
They're right up there
with Gazza style fake tits.
mine are REAL goshdammit!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Literally made me chuckle - 'yes, that's the idea sir'
classic!
Boys crotchless yfronts:
most useless invention ever. What is that anyway? A T-front?
what?
for my 17th birthday
my boyfriend at the time cut a slit in the crotch of a pair of boxers and wrote 'emma' in pink glitter on the arse. what a sex present.
'ath the time'?
You imply that this relationship did not go the distance?!
yeah in retrospect i should have married him
ill never get a gift like that again :(
thats awful!
please tell me he got you something else as well?
matching bra?
i take it that emma is your name?
lolz yes
and he did actually get me something else sophia: a bag with a picture of BONEY M on it!
sorry but
he sounds brilliant. i'd love a Boney M bag.
he was quite weird
once he didnt shit for so long that his turd went hard inside of him and the doctor told him to wiggle his arse whilst walking to help break it up
excellent
Nope.
It's what you can't see that's enticing, not what's in your face, so to speak.
do]es anyone actually call them 'panties'?
i mean knickers in general
well?!
Most Americans do, yes
I do sometimes.
*hangs head in shame*
:(
nah
They reek of suburban swinging parties and Collymore style dogging scenarios.
Hmmmm, come to think of it...
ahhhh collymore
ahhh
that overhead kick he scored against leeds.
i dont like them.
half the fun of underwear is ripping it off.....
i prefer the edible kind.
^ this
although i've never had a sexual partner who wears edible underwear. they dont make them in kids sizes