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crotchless 'panties'

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by sophiacherryx

does anyone here find them sexy?

sophiacherryx | 26 Jun '08, 13:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Hmmmm..........

As already mentioned, depends on the occupant.

The easy access thing can be great though.


depends on the context

but they're not as fun as i had for some reason imagined.


^this


julia davis in nighty night

that's the kind of person who wears them

they are kind of sexy, but seem a bit pointless unless the other person is just gonna stand there for ages and stare at your fanny which sounds a bit boring


I love that episode

"And how much is the Risotto Vagina?"


would you want to?

i dont know if i would


They don't

they're purely for easy access - kind of like the pee flap on men's night shorts.


so essentially

you have the expense of buying underwear, but with none of the comfort/protection/draught deflecting properties?

sounds like folly


Exactly

I'm sure if anyone really wanted to have the 'sex with nickers still on' effect, they could just shift them to one side type thing?
Saves on pointless spending!


Not really

surely the whole fun of sexy panties is having a bit of time imagining what's inside them? Crotchless panties are a bit like being given a crossword with all the answers filled in.


:D


Imagining whats inside them?

Like 'SUPRISE!'


Pretty much, yeah

I do like surprises. I'll get what's coming to me though I'm sure - one day she'll drop them and a big sweaty wang'll fall out.


may as well not wear them

if you want your fanny out. I can't imagine they look at all attractive.


Nah not really

I prefer a bit of suspense and intrigue rather than something that looks like giblets leaking out of a carrier bag.

Cheers


:DDDDDDDddd

yes.


:D


oh

wow


:''')


amazing


My 'mate' ron went into the local sex shop

to buy some of this for his bird once.

Ron: 'Can you fuck her when she's wearing them?'

Surprisingly urbane shopkeep: 'Yes, that's the idea, sir'.

Well sexy.


'well I finish in an hour'

is what he should have said


:D

You wouldn't want to go where Ron's been.


brilliant! :D


HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Literally made me chuckle - 'yes, that's the idea sir'
classic!


Boys crotchless yfronts:

most useless invention ever. What is that anyway? A T-front?


what?


for my 17th birthday

my boyfriend at the time cut a slit in the crotch of a pair of boxers and wrote 'emma' in pink glitter on the arse. what a sex present.


'ath the time'?

You imply that this relationship did not go the distance?!


yeah in retrospect i should have married him

ill never get a gift like that again :(


thats awful!

please tell me he got you something else as well?


lolz yes

and he did actually get me something else sophia: a bag with a picture of BONEY M on it!


sorry but

he sounds brilliant. i'd love a Boney M bag.


he was quite weird

once he didnt shit for so long that his turd went hard inside of him and the doctor told him to wiggle his arse whilst walking to help break it up


excellent


Nope.

It's what you can't see that's enticing, not what's in your face, so to speak.


do]es anyone actually call them 'panties'?

i mean knickers in general


I do sometimes.

*hangs head in shame*


:(


nah

They reek of suburban swinging parties and Collymore style dogging scenarios.

Hmmmm, come to think of it...


ahhhh collymore


ahhh

that overhead kick he scored against leeds.


i dont like them.

half the fun of underwear is ripping it off.....

i prefer the edible kind.


^ this

although i've never had a sexual partner who wears edible underwear. they dont make them in kids sizes





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