"Me? Referee? A foul? A yellow card? Really? I'm amazed, I'm fucking stunned, I'm embarrassed. What the hell were you thinking? That that cuts me to my core. I came here today with the best of intentions, to represent myself and my country, sure, but first and foremost to represent football, children, love, Gilbert, Sullivan and The fucking Force. I suppose that youre the elected official here and ultimately your decision is final but seriously, youve made a huge mistake and as you can plainly see my team-mates agree. Do you really think that theyd make such a big fuss if they genuinely thought I'd ever commit such a terrible challenge, such an atrocity? You can see the outrage in their eyes, the disbelief and betrayal in their naïve, innocent sportsmens hearts. They are men Sir, I am a man, and you, this great man in black with his knees showing, are also a man. Let us meld together into the half-light of achievement and history, and disregard these trifles, these penalties, as the inhuman constructs that they are!"