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by Zapsta

PERSONALITY VACUUM ALERT. PERSONALITY VACUUM ALERT.

Zapsta | 22 Jun '08, 22:39 | Send note | Report this | Reply

my friend said he was his perfect guy the other day

i tried to contain my complete indifference


this was a boy

hes a gay you see


but he's a dullard wanker!

I want to powerkick him in the place his nuts should be


I contest this statement

I can't stand the douche bag.


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potd


HE CAN FUCK OFF

FOR "HIS MONEY FOR OLD ROPE" SCHTICK.


Elaborate now plz


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haha

well...
hypothetically, he may have slagged me off. And then I may have said something along the lines of "I don't mind. I don't like Mark Ronson either. His music isn't meant for me, so I doubt he'd care. I don't know what his music is meant for". And then he myspaced me to apologise. I should try to find the message, but it'd be an effort.

So, not an actual letter. Sorry.


well,

I don't actually know to be honest. But somebody heard him say it. And he apologised, so he MUST have said something.


He seems alright actually.

Not his music, mind.


You mean not everyone elses music which he rehashes

but just adds a few extra trumpets in the mix.

He bores me.


True...


i met him once

he seemed quite nice.


he's so unbelievably hott

until he opens his mouth and he sounds like a posh, over-privileged twat. urgh.


biggest

cuntmuscle ever to walk....ohh look how much equipment i can afford, more than enough to make horns become annoying, at least.


Nah

He's like a Scottish alcxxk.


Calvin Harris - Massive Cock

had to crop the video of him talking about Becks Fusions last year for C4 as he was making a "wanker" sign with his hand/wrist


To whom?

Becks?


The Event as a whole

someone pissed him off, was being a petulent child about it


Him and Daisy Lowe

make the most aesthetically pleasing couple ever, but I can imagine that they'd be painful to be around due to their massive amounts of boring.


i remember reading that lindsey lohan is 'dating' his sister?

i'm not sure why i know this, and i'm not sure whether i even have any thoughts on it, as in in a straight-gay-say-ooh-look-lesbians-yum kind of way

i'm not even sure why i'm posting this


Yeah, she is.

His sister's not very attractive though.


not at all

his missus is hott though


god

he's terrible and boring and posh and smug and makes awful music and I FANCY HIM SO MUCH.


THIS^

very much so


I had the misfortune

of being forced to go to a Ronson gig (long story).
Never in my life have I had to witness such an horrendous wank-fest with a venue full of braindead cokeheads such as this. Truly awful; it made me feel physically ill.
He adores himself.


And he pretended to play guitar...

...cos he had nothing else to do (literally).


i used to think he was attractive

but in fact he has an annoying voice and a slappable face


He is douchest

he should be confined to writing advertising jingles like Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men but without the nice house and even less entertaining high-jinks to get caught up in. His wacky trumpet schtick is the poor man's Lou Bega.


I don't really like him

But I saw him presenting a top 10 whatever show on The Hits, and on one of the bits where it cut back he was in a studio pretending to talk to the artists going "More trumpet!" then turned to the camera and went "Oh, hi!". Made me respect him a little more


His Dad is in Foreigner

That's all we need to know.

PLease don't let him be the 'future of music'


i've spoken to him a couple of times

i quite like him. there's something attractive about him.


Oh that's alright then

But can he stop being the new Jive Bunny and the MasterMixers please. He's not very talented that's all but please have a good life Mark - away from the console however.


Mark Ronson records

would be immeasurably improved if he shouted "MAAAAAAARK RONSON! C'MON!" all over them.


c-c-come everybody, c-c-come on everybody

He's just the celeb's version of a wedding DJ with regular bookings, bless him. Just don't anyone PLEASE try and give him a Phil Spector/Joe Meek makeover otherwise I'll have to spit in his face for 3 weeks.


yeah i've seen him out and about

and he seems quite nice. and he's hot. i totally wish i was him. or at least had his life.


Here Comes the Fuzz

Was a pretty good record i thought.
I suck with Rivers and that Didundunt song. I like





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