In person -> at her place, at your place or out
By phone -> Normal call with plotted argument or answerphone
By text -> "I can't see you again as I have mouth AIDS so don't even phone", "I hate you and never want to hear your voice again" or "Your dumped. lol"
Text should be
U R Dmpd LOL!
It's already in my mobile templates.
Didn't realise it was one of those questions
Erk.
Why are you asking on here anyway? Surely it's inappropriate to solve these matters by way of DiS vote?!
^5
Are you his girlfriend? :-p
i wish.
I thought that was about me for a second
and then I thought "Don't be silly, they're referring to hollywood_freak" :(
</trainjump>
(})
there may be a slot opening up
watch this space etc. :'(
:'-(
Yes
Then send me her number. Oooooooooooooooh yeah.
that oooooh yeah
was by barry white.
It was actually by
Professor Frink.
I laughed
then I thought.
no!
or is it too late?
I don't understand this thread
it's a new low.
No
but she may say yes when she sees this
rule one:
if you want us to be the jury, we're gunna need the facts
and pictures !
^ Doesn't grasp the concept of Rule One
Just before her 21st b'day?
Err, NO!
Yeah
What sort of sick, sick person would break up with someone just before their 21st birthday :(
how about just after?
That's fine
Ye of loose morals!
Keep your eyes of his girlfriend.
is she hot?
yes
would I break up with her?
brutally
Oh
like that then...
Are you still dating that lesbian?
no the (ex)lesbian is no more.
this one is taller and blonder and I don't cheat on her. It all different.
You just ask the internet if you should break up with her?
That is definitely a step-up
how often do you change ?
once every 22 years
does she read this?
that's too weird
uh oh, spaghetti-ohs
she doesn't.
No.
no one
ever should ever ever break up.
its decided.
agreed
all couples should stay together always and forever whatever the costs. hmmm.
/...
really? wow. who do you have locked in a little cupboard?
no
can you
arrange that into the form of a question?
Yes
I need a very capable wingman.
:D
you london based next year?
As of September, indeed
I really don't know quite how I haven't bumped into you yet.
with who ? or what ?
yes
Yes
Blates
Yes
if you're asking us this:
probably yes.
are you me?
^
No?
If you're asking the question
the answer is probably 'yes'.
^5
James, does your girlfriend know you post on drownedinsound?
Yes she does and my name's not James
GAAAAAAAWD FIHIKI LEARN TO REPLY IN THE RIGHT PLACE!!!!!!
;-) massive winky face.
*wanky
DUUUUDE
she's only 17 you sicko!
:(((
top line was for you, bottom line was for James.
BUT SHE DOES KNOW HE POSTS ON DiS?
Lolz, ho_fo mightn't need to worry about being the one doing the dumping in that case.
yeah
no.
you shouldn't be asking on here anyway.
No
Are you mad? She gets your willy wet doesn't she?
so does a warm flannel
pixplz
: X
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5655/flannelxj6.jpg
Phwoarrrrr
fap fap fap
Yes
dump her
and get yourself a blow up doll instead
Yes, you should
Yes
Yep you really should
Yes, and thats ten
text?
no thats a horrible horrible idea.
I'll see if she's on MSN
:-( wish I got more than one vote
You're pure evil, you!
at least I don't rig competitions,
I'm still going to get you!
:(
Gotta give da ladies wot they want!
I think that's ten votes for yes.
Will you do another thread on method?
In person -> at her place, at your place or out
By phone -> Normal call with plotted argument or answerphone
By text -> "I can't see you again as I have mouth AIDS so don't even phone", "I hate you and never want to hear your voice again" or "Your dumped. lol"
Text should be
U R Dmpd LOL!
It's already in my mobile templates.
Didn't realise it was one of those questions
Erk.
Why are you asking on here anyway? Surely it's inappropriate to solve these matters by way of DiS vote?!
^5
Are you his girlfriend? :-p
i wish.
I thought that was about me for a second
and then I thought "Don't be silly, they're referring to hollywood_freak" :(
</trainjump>
(})
there may be a slot opening up
watch this space etc. :'(
:'-(
Yes
Then send me her number. Oooooooooooooooh yeah.
that oooooh yeah
was by barry white.
It was actually by
Professor Frink.
I laughed
then I thought.
no!
or is it too late?
I don't understand this thread
it's a new low.
No
but she may say yes when she sees this
rule one:
if you want us to be the jury, we're gunna need the facts
and pictures !
^ Doesn't grasp the concept of Rule One
Just before her 21st b'day?
Err, NO!
Yeah
What sort of sick, sick person would break up with someone just before their 21st birthday :(
how about just after?
That's fine
Ye of loose morals!
Keep your eyes of his girlfriend.
is she hot?
yes
would I break up with her?
brutally
Oh
like that then...
Are you still dating that lesbian?
no the (ex)lesbian is no more.
this one is taller and blonder and I don't cheat on her. It all different.
You just ask the internet if you should break up with her?
That is definitely a step-up
how often do you change ?
once every 22 years
does she read this?
that's too weird
uh oh, spaghetti-ohs
she doesn't.
No.
no one
ever should ever ever break up.
its decided.
agreed
all couples should stay together always and forever whatever the costs. hmmm.
/...
really? wow. who do you have locked in a little cupboard?
no
can you
arrange that into the form of a question?
Yes
I need a very capable wingman.
:D
you london based next year?
As of September, indeed
I really don't know quite how I haven't bumped into you yet.
I've become a rariety in the last year.