you should tell them to take it down immediately.

so you can wank yourself to sleep at the thought of the teenage masses loving your profile picture.

none of these people are what i would call 'buff'. but they do fit into the caregory of 'boy', as in not yet a man

that guy on the right in the shades looks like a right plonker

'What he says:
I'm quite random and because of it, I'll often say things that only my closest friends will be able to understand.

What else he says:
My fave TV programme is The Mighty Boosh and I'll be taking film studies at uni next year. Oh, and my favourite pair of trousers are my red skinny jeans'

i can't decide what bit i hate most.

Just saying.

but how does Liam, 18, West Midlands have so much support? He could have any face under those sunglasses.

on the left. yeah, that's it.

I guess I'm not Bliss' target demographic, because looking at that picture, all I hear is this guy's voice: http://tinyurl.com/5yucl7

according to some wit on the bus.

You look like Stephen Malkmus.