...is that it is not Bracknell. Is it still Fight Night every Friday in the carpark outside that shitty nightclub they have?
I come from Woking!
Call it as crappy as you like!
batman (the hero)
and the town in Turkey (Batman)
margate and ramsgate
which is which? what's the different
also, ashford in middlesex and ashford in kent
See also: Hayes
Just name it something different, you lazy place-naming fucks.
:D
...
Hayes is the worst, due to it being IN THE SAME BLOODY CITY as the other Heyes.
i live in margate!
margate is at the top of the most eastern bit of kent that sticks out, ramsgate at the bottom.
i also used to live in staines [ssh!] which is next to ashford in middlesex....which is very chavvy!
Ashford in Kent
is a huge pile of shite.
Kingsbury
and Queensbury. I can never remember which stop is first on the Jubilee Line.
Also London and Paris.
Chobham and Cobham
Woking and Wokingham I also got confused.
Hants and Northants.
Northants is just North of Hants
Farnham and Farnborough
Farnham is nice
Farnborough is a terrible shithole
I can remember in Farnborough
a man died in his flat above KFC and they only noticed when he began rotting and seeping through the ceiling.
It still has Quarantine though, but no longer the cashpoint just round the corner from it.
Nonetheless they both begin with Farn.
Farncombe
farnworth
Mother-fuck!
Don't give me another one.
farnington
Fuck you.
Gillingham and Gillingham,
Always have a problem with those two for some reason.
I'm not surprised that myjoke fell on deaf ears.
HOW DARE YOU CALL MAIDENHEAD CRAPPY?!?!?!?11??!?
oh wait, actually, you are complete right, if anything, thats a massive understatement. it is annoying when people think its in kent tho
...
I thought Maidenhead was quite a nice little town. If you have the money to make something out of your time there. Like leave, regularly.
I will be leaving when I have enough money
for the bright lights of Reading or High Wycombe.
It amuses me
how in the 16th Century, Maidenhead was slang for virginity.
that is the most interesting thing about Maidenhead
minehead and maidenhead
more than maidstone.
^ this
i thought maidenhead was on the coast in kent
i come from wokingham!
don't call it crappy!
manchester and
a place in norfolk called godmanchester
unbelievable
godalming is also a place
a terrible place
i enjoy this.
islington and new islington
barnet and new barnet
(dick)
*barnét
it's not great really, is it
:p
The only good thing about Wokingham...
...is that it is not Bracknell. Is it still Fight Night every Friday in the carpark outside that shitty nightclub they have?
I come from Woking!
Call it as crappy as you like!
batman (the hero)
and the town in Turkey (Batman)
margate and ramsgate
which is which? what's the different
also, ashford in middlesex and ashford in kent
See also: Hayes
Just name it something different, you lazy place-naming fucks.
:D
...
Hayes is the worst, due to it being IN THE SAME BLOODY CITY as the other Heyes.
i live in margate!
margate is at the top of the most eastern bit of kent that sticks out, ramsgate at the bottom.
i also used to live in staines [ssh!] which is next to ashford in middlesex....which is very chavvy!
Ashford in Kent
is a huge pile of shite.
Kingsbury
and Queensbury. I can never remember which stop is first on the Jubilee Line.
Also London and Paris.
Chobham and Cobham
Woking and Wokingham I also got confused.
Hants and Northants.
Northants is just North of Hants
Farnham and Farnborough
Farnham is nice
Farnborough is a terrible shithole
I can remember in Farnborough
a man died in his flat above KFC and they only noticed when he began rotting and seeping through the ceiling.
It still has Quarantine though, but no longer the cashpoint just round the corner from it.
Nonetheless they both begin with Farn.
Farncombe
farnworth
Mother-fuck!
Don't give me another one.
farnington
Fuck you.
Gillingham and Gillingham,
Always have a problem with those two for some reason.
I'm not surprised that myjoke fell on deaf ears.
HOW DARE YOU CALL MAIDENHEAD CRAPPY?!?!?!?11??!?
oh wait, actually, you are complete right, if anything, thats a massive understatement. it is annoying when people think its in kent tho
...
I thought Maidenhead was quite a nice little town. If you have the money to make something out of your time there. Like leave, regularly.
I will be leaving when I have enough money
for the bright lights of Reading or High Wycombe.
It amuses me
how in the 16th Century, Maidenhead was slang for virginity.
that is the most interesting thing about Maidenhead
whitchurch and whitchurch and whitchurch
Torquay and Torbay.
Dewsbury and Didsbury. ALL the time.