I'm going to london tomorrow with my mum, which will be nice. She's sorted out a hotel room for the night, and excitedly told me she'd booked us into 'The Fox Club Hotel'.
I looked on their website, and it's a private members club. Have a gander at the list of members,
We are proud to announce that The Fox Club is the home of the elite ‘Pugs Club’, whose members include:
Nick Scott
Taki Theodoracopolis
Count Bismarck
Tim Hoare
Edward Hutley
Prince of Furstenberg
The Maharaja of Jodhpur
Arki Busson
Christopher Lee
Prince Pavlos of Greece
Uma Thurman
Bob Geldof
Have they just made the majority of these names up? Where is Furstenberg, for christs sake?
Maharaja of Jodhpur is perhaps the best name I have ever heard. He also has a pretty stunning website http://www.maharajajodhpur.com/
Sounds like a pretty shit club, huh.
Jeepers
How much is that costing you?
we're not becoming members,
just borrowing a room.
Probably the broom cupboard.
I bet Christopher Lee and Uma Thurman had sex there.
HOT.
In their wizard and Kill Bill outfits
double hot ;)
What kind of club
lets in Princes, Counts, Maharajas AND that oik Geldof?
one that finds it hard to recruit members, probably
GEV US YER MONAY!
"Oh dear old boy, that oik Geldof is here again"
lol
"Dash! Set Lee on the little blighter!"
Jeeeesus
That place costs about £150 a night. Mental. I've stayed in the K-West hotel before, the room I stayed in was £300 a night...
My rent limit
FOR THE MONTH!
Crazy innit?!
I got it free though, thanks to a friend. It's a lovely place, and I met Romeo from the Magic Numbers who was rather nice :)
I need a better class of friend
clearly!
Hmmm
"Guest delight for now people for today and tomorrow"
So people pay £300 a night and their website is still in engrish?
THE BALANCE IS ALL WRONG
Count Gottfried Von Bismarck is dead.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1565714/Count-Bismarck-injected-cocaine-every-hour.html
I wonder if they mean him?
wow
its like something from a film about the jazz age
^ this
"When police were called three days later by the estate agent who found him, they found around 14 needles in a kitchen drawer and a plastic bag in the hallway." fuck i hope the police dont search my flat, ive got loads of plastic bags.
I dont know where Furstenberg is
but Diane von Fürstenberg is a very famous fashion designer who makes kind of ugly mediocre dresses
i'm not even going to try to meet up with you this time
damn you