I've never considered myself particularly good looking but I've noticed recently my face appears to be aging and getting uglier by the day. Big nose and shit hairline.
I will now have to try and chat girls up and be really good at personality. This is terrifying.
men get more refined looking when they get older
girls get uglier. the balance will be rederessed
oi
I'm growing into my looks I'll have you know. But some guys do seem to get more defined or handsome with age
'Refined' is quite an interesting way of describing it.
I feel as though my face is turning into what it's meant to look like, and it's fugly.
You're only 20
I think most men look best between 25 and 30. Maybe you're having a short-lived downturn.
bugger!
that's me all done then.
but I probably only think that
because I'm 22 and it would be a bit odd for me to date anyone older than that, (even though I have). When I'm 25 I'll probably think it's between 30 and 35, and so on, possibly with some upper limit.
Yeah like that Shreddies advert.
That old woman thinks that old man is hot.
Might as well kill yourself now
thanks :)
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Hi!
you're 20?
men get better with age. from now on, i can only get worse. i'll have to get really good at personality too. but it will be harder because it's meant to be men who approach women and nobody will ever start a conversation with me to see how good i am at personality because my looks are already waning. 18 going on 80.
but i can be happy in my November of life
you still have your prime to look forward to
when a lady hits about 40 she's apparently in her prime and irresistable. Well, I'm going to convince myself this is true anyway
this is true for me
if she looks like a classy french woman
I think the 'men get better with age' thing
is only true if the man in question doesn't have a big nose. I was devastated when I found out that noses and ears don't stop growing. I'll look like Phil Thompson before I know it.
Oh and, you're only 18. You have two years on me. I bet you're fit.
phil thompon
is a handsome gentleman
Sit down Pinocchioooo, Sit down Pinocchioooo
THE ONLY WAY IS UP
BAYBER
LIES.
you have a good 15 years in you.
statutory rape ftw
Your 20 years old!
your far from peaking!
I bet everyone who's viewed this thread
has viewed my profile and been disappointed.
I was EXTREMELY disappointed :(
Pretty much
Made me want to cry
"good at personality"
is my new favourite phrase
Nowt better than a
face with 'character'. That's what I tell myself anyway.
this definitely happens.
but i like to think that my face is gaining character rather than becoming ugly. I seemed to have quite a small window of handsomeness. I was a pretty chubby kid, then when i hit about 17 it seemed to drop off, my hair suddenly became pretty rad and i seemed to grow into my face, if that doesn't sound too weird. For about two years i found it pretty hard to discourage women, it was near impossible to go out on the weekend and not have meet people. I loved it. It went to my head. Then i just seemed to sprout into ugliness. My ears & nose seemed to change, my hair completely stopped playing ball, my right eye developed a slight twitch, my teeth went mental and i lost a couple, i put a few pounds back on. There was definite morphage. Just go with it, life's too short to worry about things you're very unlikely to be able to change. As you get older you also notice that women don't really go for super-handsome men anyway.
you are only 20!
and anyway, it is 90% in your vocal delivery and body language.. so don't worry dude!
I'm 20 and I'm gorgeous
I hope I don't go bald.
I contantly worry
I don't feel 24, I don't act 24....it's really getting to me that I'm getting older and older.
Although I did get asked for my ID in LIDL last week. That made my year.
It's like as soon as I don't have to worry about acne, I have to worry about lines.
I shouldn't be so vain though.
a few people thought I was 22ish the other week
I am 28 so I was quite chuffed!
I get this too!
it's really nice isn't it?
A couple of years ago I was ID'd on a stag night, I was 29 at the time! :D
I thought you were younger when I first met you actually.
But now I know the horrible truth!
i always assumed sadpunk was a lot younger than this
it must be the exclamation marks!
if you're gorgeous
then you would be able to carry off being bald. I do.
"I am beautiful"
"In every single way"
im terrified of losing my looks
cos my personality has coasted on them for so long i no longer have anything to say.
but when the package looks this good, who cares whats inside?
I'm 28
and I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus.
youre tall with short arms?
and a scaly green penis?
Yes
and my willy eats caribou.
Men don't get refined
the single women just get more desperate.
When you're in a bedroom watching a women undress and realising you could play swingball with her tits, you'll understand.
Understand
swingball?
>
http://www.enterthepixel.co.uk/music/chubby_cox-tits_out_party_mix_vol_2.gif
he means the type of woman who no longer needs a bra
cos her boobs can be handily swung over her shoulders
this is true
mens cocks arent pretty, but at least theyre not down by our knees at age 30
Mine's down by my knees now
ahem......sorry.
its ok!
i still love boobs. ill never love cocks, even if their skin remains taut and unblemished over time
I've always wondered about if your cock gets older
I mean. It's pretty wrinkly when you're young, so what the fuck.
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT MICK JAGGER'S COCK LOOKS LIKE?
:
http://www.breakherthewang.com/images/51_33NakedMoleRatAltruis.jpg
That's a picture of it
with baby Mick Jagger's Cocks all around it.
AWWW!
thats the single greatest, most disgustingly funny picture
ive ever seen
hats off to ya
i bet its been botoxed the fuck out of
my looks have never done a great deal for me
but I'd still prefer to not look any worse, so it's distressing to see my hair going slightly thinner around the crown of my head. My dad's as bald as a coot and I don't fancy emulating that look.
^this
people assume ageing is only traumatic for those blessed with good looks but it doesn't do anyone any favours. I'm just praying I don't go bald, especially as my dad isn't so it would be oddly embarrassing.
you ALWAYS make threads about being unattractive
stop it, please?
in other news, i am only getting better.
Swingball tits!
and who doesn't like a nice bit of swingball?
this will definitely probably be a problem for me when i am older. just so potential husbands know. large breasts always = bad breasts when you get old.
saves you from forking out for the garden version
and you can play with 2 balls at once. if only nipples turned into large, hard lumps in middle age
1 in 3 people get cancer at some point in their life
Fingers crossed!
out of which three though?
three patients in a cancer hospital? three newborn babies? hmhmhmhmhmmmmm
One of your three
tits
If you had massively droopy tits
would there be a risk of getting athelete's foot (tit) under them?
yes
have you seen obese people? they get nasty rashes.
i tend to avoid situations in which i run the risk
of seeing an obese woman naked
shit
are there things you can do to not get saggy boobs or to make them not get any bigger? :'''(
don't have kids
thanks doc
Don't listen to him, he ain't got no voice box.
voicist
i think most girls are like fine wine
in that they mature into a beautiful sexy animal, but then suddenly turn to vinegar when your backs turned
i jest
Hide your hairline with an eccentric hat
now you're a bit older you can probably get away with this. Ditto for disguising your nose with a moustache.
Seriously though, you're only 20.. it can't be too bad!
I'm 26, and I think I look better than I did when I was 20, I've maybe matured a little bit and have a better idea of how to present myself. I'm getting laughter lines though, curse finding everything funny.
How does a moustache disguise a nose?
If you have a massive moustache
the nose may look smaller in comparison.
maybe you could grow your nose hair instead
I did meet a farmer once who had tufts actually sprouting from the skin on his nose.
Eww! That's pretty grim.
He should get that seen to, the next thing you know, you could be tree-man!
I've grown into my looks
but no doubt i'll grow right out them again!
Doesn't matter, if you never had them in the first place
best post of the day
Too pessimistic for my tastes..