These are your contestants: http://icanhaz.com/DiSBB
Last wo/man standing wins. First eviction tomorrow night. PM me with your vote.
Contestants, explain why you should stay in the house (and generally bitch about your fellow housemates).
GO!
These are your contestants: http://icanhaz.com/DiSBB
Last wo/man standing wins. First eviction tomorrow night. PM me with your vote.
Contestants, explain why you should stay in the house (and generally bitch about your fellow housemates).
GO!
Unfortunately I predict this to fail.
Partly because I'M not involved ;)
But I seriously hope it doesn't fail, it sounds like fun.
I'll PM a vote.
hahaha
this could either be a) funny, b) insulting, or c) both
I'm not replying properly
because I'M NOT THERE
quiet, Jape
and vote for someno
er, someone
Yeah but you're anonymous
oh yeah
my bad about ruining that for you :D
toooo much time on your hands
if standard dis rules apply we'll vote out the ethnics first.
WHITE IS AN ETHNICITY
However Yes is probably safe.
*that should have sad BB rules.
I want you to win. Have a really riteous arguement with the house bitch to seal the deal.
but i don't know who the house bitch is
and if i randomly choose someone who i believe to be the house bitch under my own volition, I'D be the house bitch.
THIS IS FAR TOO COMPLICATED
^no need to worry
You're obviously gonna win due to being the least of many evils.
:''') aww shucks
no, he's meandthatarmy
shucks hasn't posted yet
me > shucks.
;)
:(
you fucking wish.
<3
naa, I have better things to wish for.
My popularity on DiS is of little importance to me.
damn...I wish that was true :((((
well he should
he's ruining my moments
Why are they all up for eviction
^because it would be BORING otherwise
what with people choosing who to nominate, then choosing who to vote for. It would be too complicated and lame.
well this way isn't complicated
you love it
Fucktherave and Craig Foley
didn't manage to convince the rest of the house that they were twins, therefore all of the housemates are up for eviction this week...
ho r ru?
ru87.
hu r dat?
^
If this goes ahead by the way...
I call being in the next one :D
Also, where are the characters???
You need Cliche_Guvera, Traynor, PocketMouse, Wrightylew, vikram Guntrip, Marilyninthesky, alcxxk, RocknRollMassacre, mirrilondon, wigglylovesbilliejoe!
(toooo much time on my hands)
Big Brother will take note of your request
oooh
this is better than the tv version already. On the other hand, so is...my other hand.
-insert masturbation joke-
Why am I not involved?
my audition tape had me spitting pin pong balls outta my perfectly formed arse
^didn't you win Britain's Got Talent?
:D
how does it feel now, EH?
very much like a ping pong ball
as i only know who about 2
are it wont be too hard
who the hell are these people?
: (
oh, right
THAT ZsaZsaGaBoring
:-(
they're people that post on here
lololol
douchebag, turkiye tomorrow. i'm fucking excited, man. i can't wait.
I KNOW
:D :D :D
i very much doubt it'll match up to the last game, and i can't say i'm particularly optimistic, but yeah - EXCITING STUFF x A MILLION
Oh man.
This is fascinating. I've already cemented my strategic alliances concerning my top three contendors for champion.
I predict more
"who?" replies.
WHO
never gonna win this
I vote to not kick you
do I do that by not voting for you?
i think so
i only know that i vote yes, le shambles, and moouse to stay in and dunno about the others
^this
'cept it's a competition for me between you and yes_ :)
ooooh
i dunno, who has the hottest profile picture? probably yes_
i think we were all chosen for the big brother-ness of our profile pictures.
</3
You're still in there! Top 3 at least :D
Jeeesus, At least in the real Big Brother the people can't see what you're saying.
MY SELF-WORTH HAS BEEN RESTORED :)
THANK YOU, INTERNET
AHEM.
MEANDTHATARMY
That's better
:D
NOW MY SELF-WORTH HAS BEEN RESTORED TOO!
I <3 INTERNETS!
:D WEWT
If there's one thing the internets has taught me it's that I'm worthy.
shut it
hello pot.
I'm Mr kettle.
you fucking racist
:D
Damn, it really is impossible to dislike you.
Stop jumping from irritating to funny. It confuses me.
yeah, I'd blatantly win this
ps thanks : )
Graig Foly FTW!
where is he anyway I aint seen him for a bit is he hiding somewhere?
Apparently he's left the DiS : O
I think yes_ is going to fucking hate this thread
:D
medulla ftw!
:D
The following people lose:
Medulla - eyebrow piercing
Leshambles - silly, sunglasses-indoors pose
Zazaza - dramatic, slightly embarassing pout
I <3 Moussee's pic
^
its spelt a bit worng though.
oh the irony
: ( it was a comedy pose
and that's just my mouth.
I spose I don't know you so
I can't judge whether or not its comedic.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you off, for now. If it happens again, though, I might not be so generous.
Fair?
Fair.
i'm actually blind
-insert masturbation joke-
I want lovely Craig to win
Yes and ZsaZsa can fight it out for second and third.
you know me!
we've been friends for years now! can i bribe you?
I put you in the top 3 FFS
Craig is god-like in my eyes.
more girls plz.
you just want in yourself, don'tcha!
no, i'd be boring/first out.
i want bizzy in.
craigfoley or yes_ ftw.
le shambles
knows you hate her. You don't have to hide it in sly little jibes like this, Fiona.
terrible things will happen
damn.
no matter HOW subtle I try to be, you always see right through me.
well i know now :''''''''''(
who the hell are half these people?
The coolest cats in town!
I think they were just selected randomly from the regular posters.
No offence to any of the competitors like ;)
craigfoley = PHWOAR
i wish you were in.
there's a time and a place, lauren
sigh.
hey
I found it funny
sigh.
:((((((((
(})
<3
.
;) ;) ;) ;)
Quiet
Jape.
yes sir mr wank sir
would you vote for me to win?
yes!
what is Yes supposed to be?
progging out
dj PIKACHOON.
so - any romances?
craigfoley and shessohigh would make a pretty aesthetically lovely couple, judging from photos...
you've started the hot/nots
what have you done :(
HEY!
SHUT UP!
:'''''''(
Btw, I'd totes win if I was up there.
yeah
I saw pix of u winklol.
:o
rly? how?
i asked my facebook bf to show me.
<3
Ooh
:D
fihiki and chrisjape sitting in a tree
...
if by that you mean
chrisjabe sitting in a chair, feeling fat after a chili con carne and probably smelling like an italian greaseball, the yes.
no what i mean is
YOU LOVE FIONA! YOU LOVE FIONA!
I ain't feeling the drama jacky
wha?
so's your face
ooooh, el stomacho :(
chrisjaPe
yeah deal with that bitch
it stings
so bad :(
if yr pe stings so much
see a doctor
:D
WE'RE DOOMED!
no
YOU'RE doomed :D
I vote for
myself.
hello, i'd like to register an account
choose the picture that makes me look an idiot why dont you!
im just pleased to be involved really
also would anyone like to let me bet on myelf being first out
also, us invovled could nominate each other
that would be fun wouldnt it!
Yes
NEXT NIGHT
sorry i had posted this before messaging you!
That wasn't meant to be in capitals
and it's a message to the general public
Wow i'm in there
well naturally me and craig foley form an alliance.
Though craig foley has quit DiS, i think :(
hey, I thought you'd hate this
shut up though yeah you dont know me yeah
dont talk to me like that yeah
i can't help if i just say what's on my mind ya know
what you see is what you get ya know
^ street poet
if i dont like someone right
ill tell em, i dont take no shit yeah?
yeah cause at the end of the day, at the end of the day yeah
.... i can't finish these sort of sentences with anything semi-coherent.
NOT BEIN FUNNY YEAH
BUT POWPOWPOW
Woah!
Well, my suspicions have been confirmed....ZZGB really is Sonya Aurora-Madan!
<3
Wow, did I get in through anything else
other than having a beard that people seem to love on here? I'd like to stay in the house, not for the money you understand, but for the experience, and to get some drugs off she's so high. Pretty obscure lineup. I'm going to say I want fuck the rave to win, but really I secretly want RU. My names spelt wrong. :-(
MOUSSE
would be a better name. I have no idea who Ru or Shessohigh are.
THIS STRIKES ME AS BEING THE SHITTEST THING EVER!
That picture of Bamos
just turned me off my sausage buttie.
what happened with this?
lurky lurky
It woz a massive failure.
Now let's never speak of this again.
erm, can I win?
Yes
http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/4944/disbbdq8.png
can i win?
No
why not?
it's totally meaningless and maybe isn't going to totally change my life and i know it's about the taking part but why can't i just win THIS ONE TIME forfugsakes?! ****sobs****
Okay you can win this time
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/4897/disbb2sc9.jpg
Hail to the Queen!
can i win again?
NO
Uh oh.
oi! you said I'd won!
*runs away*
i'll get you cowcow!!
I'll be in the fieldfield
C'mon, ladiez first and all that!
aw thanks
world peace, etc
I'd like to think this was what ZaZa would have wanted.
*ZsaZsaGaBoring
you look like Yesiamaduck
but hairier
I m
sure Craig Foley would be flattered by this. I m sure he would be thinking it was rather inconceivable that he was active in people's minds yet glad he could offer something to someone other than himself.
xx
hey craig
love you xx
i completely missed this
was it any fun at all? what happened?
nothing really happened
rubbish!
I wasn't in the system
downhill from there
i see
instant fail then
:D
totes. also, I remain entirely sure that tobacco tastes aweful. icky.