I don't know why everyone's saying Fritzl's evil. Last time an Austrian locked up his daughter and her children they turned it into the most famous musical film of all time. People are such hypocrites.
I've already started writing it. It starts off during Jesus's childhood, with him walking into school one day...
"Hey, you'll never guess what guys! I just turned some WATER into WINE!"
"Stop bullshitting, Jesus. You're always bullshitting."
Then they throw rubbers at him and stuff and tie him to a chair. They turn off the lights and leave him in the darkness, laughing as they go. "Why won't they believe me?" he sobs to himself as the first song of the piece begins.
About midway through his sorrowful lament, the janitor walks into the classroom and unties Jesus before cleaning the room around him. Then as Jesus finishes singing, the janitor enquires "Hey buddy - you thought about writing all this down in a book?" and the ballad segues into an upbeat aria. "A book? A book! I need to write a book!"
Surely
that would be an ice-skating show not really a musical - musicals I associate with non-icy theatres
its a musical on ice
i think that can be done?
Come Dine With Me - the musical
Roger Federer-My Cunting Story
Ibiza Uncovered
Oh, Fritzl!
Incest on Ice
Incesti-ice on Ice
:D
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I don't know why everyone's saying Fritzl's evil. Last time an Austrian locked up his daughter and her children they turned it into the most famous musical film of all time. People are such hypocrites.
Jesus Christ Not So Superstar
I've already started writing it. It starts off during Jesus's childhood, with him walking into school one day...
"Hey, you'll never guess what guys! I just turned some WATER into WINE!"
"Stop bullshitting, Jesus. You're always bullshitting."
Then they throw rubbers at him and stuff and tie him to a chair. They turn off the lights and leave him in the darkness, laughing as they go. "Why won't they believe me?" he sobs to himself as the first song of the piece begins.
About midway through his sorrowful lament, the janitor walks into the classroom and unties Jesus before cleaning the room around him. Then as Jesus finishes singing, the janitor enquires "Hey buddy - you thought about writing all this down in a book?" and the ballad segues into an upbeat aria. "A book? A book! I need to write a book!"
That's about as far as I've got so far.
Oh, and during the second song
he dances with mops and stuff.
before that he smiles to himself in the mirror
drawing the curtain around him like showman
and then snaps out of it, looks sad, and says 'who are you kidding' before picking up the mop and doing a shuffling, melancholy dance with it
:D
Co-write?
Sutcliffe: The Musical
Maybe twenty years ago he was taking the piss
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Never underestimate the determination of a quiet Kwan
Five minutes and thats all Ive got
Whats the point
Stillbjorn - The Dark Side of Abba
: D
A Hard Days Graft - The Life and Times of Simon Weston
Excellent work!
: )
It's probably my prototype
who wants to be a millionaire opera.
Gazza - The Glory Years
Just think about it, the songs are all pretty much there already...
The Rise And Fall of Francis Jeffers
Noel Edmonds House Party-The Musical
The Paranoid Andriod: Radiohead Chronicles.
Quantum Leap - On Roller Skates