she burnt me with a cigarette lighter.

True love.

i met my gf on myspace.i know i know internet relationships never last but 2 years and 10 months later were still together!

then again 4 months later at zonino 2.5, then again when a few of us went camping when truck was flooded, but she didn't manage to go, then again at joemahone's birthday the next day,

Yeah, 6th year high school sweet hearts. We have been going out together for 6 years this august, and I can remember the whole Dawson's Creek "Will we survive University?" talk way back when...

and had met her a few times at various DiS/other things and then 'got together' at Zonino 2 :)

ZONINO!

she had a boyfriend at the time. Soon sorted that one out.

I was searching for pictures of comedians online to go on my facespace and when I typed in 'Ross Noble' it linked to this girl's website selling her handmade crafty things. We shared a few e-mails about the dark haired Geordie and then I met her properly after a Herman Dune gig and asked her out for a drink the following week.

My sister asked him if he knew of a anyone with any pills (ha!) and then we got talking. Ended up carrying said sister out of the nightclub after she had too much to drink. He said something like "I know this is a bad time but can I have your number?" :D

at some party. Then bothered her on MSN.

(that particular church was like club 18:30 for christian students)

i didn't really hang around with her much until after we graduated, and then after a few months we decided that we quite liked each other and i finally manned up enough to make a move.

We went to different schools, but had mutual friends and I met her at one of their birthday parties. Took me a further seven years to ask her out, but I got there in the end.

When I first met her not much happened, but as I got to know her a bit better.. well, y'know, you start liking someone. I wasn't sure she liked me at first, but she didn't want to rush into something. Went to a couple of gigs together, then I invited her round to watch a film, and made my move. Hooray!

she was completely shitfaced and fell over, so I helped her back up with a few other people, and carried on dancing. About half an hour later she came up to me and asked, 'do you still think I'm cool', which I didn't really know how to reply to but we chatted about bands for a bit and then Flaming Lips came on and we danced and kissed.

I was the DJ in a bar/diner. 10 years in October together. Getting married in September !

So I used to ask him for new music recommendations, he said I should listen to this band - which I did, really liked there stuff so I emailed to ask if they had a EP and also if they had a band shirt in my size. I started chatting online with the guitarist, we finally met up and I was an hour late, we met up again at a Foals gig and then at a Forward! Russia! gig and now it's all happiness and roses.

All through 6th form we were purely platonic best friends. Everyone in our year said 'ah they'll be shagging soon' but we didn't. Then we went to two separate universitys but stayed in contact quite a lot (this is BEFORE facebook even). Eventually we met up in our third years and decided to stop living in denial about the attraction and... well you get the idea.

We've now been married 6 years and have 2 daughters.

nearly puked on me at a gig

I'd told her to come along and meet us, and that me and bobbygeorge were the new Cannon & Ball. She fell for it. I stared at her boobs for about an hour. Months later she came onto me when I was powerless to resist after I DJ'd at the Barfly, having previously tried to lure me in with Levelling The Land and fridge magnets.

my friend went off with his friend, we were kind of stuck on our own at chucking out time and thought why not.

Nearly 11 years later, here we still are

At Afterskool. We kissed a bit in there then her friend asked me for my number without her knowing when I was having a wee in an alley after Aferskool had finished. I put my number in her friends phone with my wee hands and she sent me a text during the week. I had a spare ticket to a gig and invited her to it (ok, so I bought a extra ticket so I could say I had a spare ticket) and we've been together for about 8 months now. I was in Sweden last week with her, meeting her parents and family for the first time, and they all love me despite my terrible Swedish.

...

evening progressed to squat party in stamford hill in a black ambulance, then walked back to mine

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

It just all made sense.

Five years ago before it became wanky and burnt down.

She's the daughter of one of my workmates and we got chatting outside when we were outside having a cigarette. We exchanged numbers. It seems the smoking ban has done some good for the world :D

It was kind of a DiS meet up, and I knew no one, so I mostly stood around on my lonesome lookig for an oppotunity to leave.

Then she snatched the microphone off of me when I was trying to do karaoke.

Then I plied her with whiskey, went to Chicken Cottage and I kissed her at the bus stop.

Then we went on a date but I had no money so I had to sell my Rilo Kiley tickets to take her to the pub.

I can't really add to it yet, but it's heartwarming :)