So, here are some details:
Saturday, June 28th, Brixton Windmill. £6 in. Doors from 4pm - late, there will also be a barbecue including food of both a meat and a non-meat persuasion. Bands include (there should be one more, but I'm still awaiting 'news'):
MATHS CLASS
www.myspace.com/mathsclass
TESSELATORS
www.myspace.com/tessellators
EX LOVERS
www.myspace.com/weareexlovers
MINNAARS
www.myspace.com/minnaars
4 OR 5 MAGICIANS
www.myspace.com/4or5magicians
HORSEBOX
www.myspace.com/horsebox
I'll be DJing, as will some other people who you may or may not know...
BUY TICKETS NOW:
www.wegottickets.com/event/32557
And before anyone says anything: it's NOT just a 'Drowned In Sound' party, so don't get scared of anything. There are loads of people coming from all over the place, who have never even heard of this site let alone me or anyone else. It's a gig, with a BBQ, that should be a fun, sunny alternative for those of us not going to Glastonbury. I really do hope to see you all there, to celebrate birthdays of people on here, or just to enjoy some funtimes south of the river x
will that man who dresses like a pirate be there?
I hope so.
If only for an hour of 'Is that Grockle?' 'It sure looks like Grockle...'
If you had Facebook
you'd know that grockle is down as maybe coming anyway.
What if him AND pirate man turn up eh? Scary scenes.
Man who dresses like a pirate?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6AiZaGBal0
I'll see if Dom can make it...
i've seen this picture of the guy you call a pirate from those last Zonino pictures
he is my friend. Rob he is called. Rob Owen. I don't know if he still lives in Brixton but i'll tell him to come along.
Bugger!
It's my cousin's wedding that day/night. I was looking forward to it as well :(
You massive chump.
is it BYOB?
Do you normally take your own beer to a venue?
not always, but to BBQ's yeah, normally.
This is a venue that just happens to have barbecue capabilites
So no, it's not BYOB at this.
BBBQ
The extra B is for BYOBB
-whats that extra B for?
-thats a typo
Nothing scares the Bounty Hunter, bra!
ah bollocks
hope it goes well
No Jack?
geniune :(
that's flattering
and all but I'm pretty damn dull in real life, ask Bamos.
He's decorating in Amsterdam, or something.
Like Neil Morrissey on acid.
I sincerely hope
you are not comparing me to Neil Morrisey. If all goes well I might be able to pop along for an hour or two in the afternoon.
Is that a threat?
I was trying to think of who was in the Homebase advert. You got Morrissey rather than Ash. Make of that what you will.
You'd better pop down for a bit. You've no reason not too.
Ah now I get it
I suppose he is the lesser of two evils.
I will try, I'll be a bit scared but hopefully Pocketmouse can alleviate my fears.
Cool.
Can I stay at someone's house please? I snore, and go best with Sadpunk.
Thanks.
xxx
you can stay at mine
if you want. I have a nice sofa bed.
Thanks Gaz!
A sofa bed is an added bonus!
Whereabouts do you live?
Fort William
Dalston actually
it's not that near to Brixton but it's pretty central.
Yeah, I know it.
I once stayed there in a room with Wrightlyew's brother. HOTT.
whatever did you do that for?
There were about 20 of us
in one room. Such was the lure of John Brainlove.
we should go sit in the urns
for sunday lunch the next day.
good call Garth
Thetford.
Nice forest
Cambridge.
isn't creakyknees taking your sofabed?
Stop! Thief!
He won't get far with those knees of his
I didn't think he was coming?
either way it's a double so depends whether people mind sharing or can make do with the other sofa or something. Basically I have one double sofa-bed and another sofa (though not that long).
mine's around the corner from yours
anyway, and i have 1 (possibly not that comfortable) couch and 1 blow-up mattress, plus floor space, as you've seen. with character references from you, i'm happy to option these out to any extras.
Mrs Knees would be more reassured if I could say that I was
staying with someone called Gaz though.
fair enough
i'm only after single males anyway ;)
:( I never said I wasn't coming
Am I not? I was hoping to.
i
don't think i can now. i have to go to weymouth. and probably fall off a cliff.
Weymouth?
Not even a real place. You shit.
it is a real place!
at least i hope so, otherwise my teenage years were some kind of truman show-esque fiction.
I knew you weren't real.
I would never lick a real man's sweaty head.
Srsly, abandon Weymouth. It'll be worth it!
i'll try.
i might be able to travel down on sunday morning. i'll see how well i can blag it with t'famlee.
pint soon regardless? i have NEWS.
Definitely
News intrigues me like nothing else I know.
Oh dear, the bands make me want to go a lot more now.
Maybe I can get an increase on my credit limit...
If I decide to go I will need to sleep somewhere.
Either a train or a house. :|
thanks bamos!
is ticket pre-buying recommended?
You'll be fine on the day
But it's always nice to prepare early, innit?
doesn't sound like my style
but perhaps i shall try it.
what time does the BBQ start
I will aim to get there for the food.
Doors at 4, BBQ from around half past, j'assume.
horsebox are rubbish!
not really
Will there be separate grills for the meat and non-meat?
I can't eat anything if it's been cooked on the same grill as meat.
I don't see why that would be a moral issue.
Unless you didn't actually like the taste of meat.
meat residue
DON'T QUESTION MY STUPID, IRRATIONAL BELIEFS
Im with Zapsta on this im afraid
sorry to be awkward, its just the way it is......perhaps one quarter of the bbq at the side of the bbq could be reserved for vege stuff....they'd need to be a strict partition though...no touching...or spitting fat. :D
I've got a lot of love for this question
I know it's a perfectly sensible question but still
You're a veggie?
That seems so unlikely.
Yes.
As much as you can grill pasta anyway.
Hurrah!
YAY!
*crosses fingers that the other band are of the trumpet variety*
This is a bloody brilliant line up
Tesselators and Maths Class I've been wanting to see for a while. Are the 5th band going to be Pennines? I'll buy you a cider and a sweaty hug if they are.
In their own words
'We won't be able to do this, our Jem works weekends and is taking loads of time off to tour this week so can't get any more for a while.'
:(
One of about eight zillion bands that can't make it. Putting this gig on has been HARD.
Like something suspicious in my pants right NOW
Tesselators are sodding brilliant.
^ I second this promise
and my hug will be extra post-stage sweaty if you so wish.
I sincerely hope
that there are onion rings.
I'VE BOUGHT TICKETS
Who's going to be on the door? Do I really need to print out my ticket?
We're getting a work experience kid in.
Zonino is taking on employees.
So yes.
Zonino : Expanding
Bamos : Expanding
Is this thread just going to be people making fat jokes?
THE FAT PROMOTER?
Party Lard?
WEIGHTing Room?
The Sweat Descends down my cellulite riddled thighs?
Pie Generation
Stupid question: Maths Class are headliners, right?
Okay, cheers.
I will be there early I think. There are some other birthday celebrations going on elsewhere I am due to.
Why does every fucker get born at the end of June?
They don't
Some of us get born in January but choose to franchise out our brand names.
Yes, Maths Class are top of the shop.
September sex.
The kids are back at school, the summer is fading.. romance is in the air!
... the unused solitary condom sitting in the bathroom cabinet all summer
cowering behind the genital wart cream and the used up tube of veruca ointment. It's hot and shrivelled and the use by date is 1997, but it won't hurt this once will it? You've had too much pimms and the neighbour's wife's jubblies are wibbling in your face like two melting icebergs of temptation.....
why is this
in conjuction with Pigfoot \/ making me laugh?
I don't know whether to be offended or not
are your jubblies wibbling?
How do I tell?
Pigfoot V sounds like a member of some kind of royal dynasty
"He succeeded his father, Pigfoot IV, after the old king was pecked to death by wild starlings on a hunting trip."
How do you start a royal dynasty?
I'd be well up for that. Wanna be my Queen?
Just so you know,
I'm not coming.
Why would you not do that?
I have lots of minus money
I was actually planning to come down, but I'll get my first pay the day after it and that'll all go to my mum because I've borrowed £200 off her. I'll come to the next proper Zonino, I hope.
you need to get that £200
back off your scummy mate!
Well that's not going to happen between now and the end of the month
if it ever does. If it does, I'll have about £40 and I won't mind going into my overdraft because more will be on the way. And then I might. It's all hinging on him.
can't we all gang up
and threaten him. I know we're all massively feable geeks, but surely our sheer numbers will terrify him.
Yeah, he lives on the docks
Unless he's gone home for summer. Just march around near North of the airport chanting for my money back. You can all go round Maxster's for squash after - he lives two minutes down the road.
I'll wear one if you will
http://tinyurl.com/55rvpf
The terror will be stalin-esque.
ha. count me in
If you can get down
I can put you on the list and buy you a cider.
Few things would be better
than having a cider with you, after all this time. <3
I'm not joking sunshine
Get your ass on a funbus to London. Cider in the sunshine, here we come...
I think you need to say 'guest list'.
The phrase 'put you on the list' has been tainted irrevocably on here.
you should come
I could say hello.
I only saw you 18 months ago
Stop being so clingy.
:(
Is there any chance
that people might still have floor space
or garden space?
I slept in a car at Truck...I'm not fussy.
x
stay with us
I have an operation on the 27th
But if I'm well enough (and not suffering too much from the after effects of anaesthetic) then I'll be along.
If not, then see you in January.
Come!
Will you be in a wheelchair? The Windmill has exceptional wheelchair access. And we can make you crowdsurf in a wheelchair.
You'd better be there, in a wheelchair.
^this
no wheelchair
no entry?
BETTER FACILITIES FOR THE ABLED!!
That's my policy on sexual relations
*sexy
Better than my initial flyer thoughts, which were
You ain't got Downs, you're not coming in.
:D
:D
so much
Is M.E. the great playing?
multiple sclerISIS are supporting
and Polvio.
Cystic FibrOASIS
:D
I might steal one from the hospital just for that reason.
It'll be like Reading 92
Courtney's already preparing the lawsuit
I might come to this,
if I can drum up a couple of months.
and by months, I mean of course mate.
and I think we are all aware that by 'mate' I meant 'mates'
:D
fail
:D
If you can find any spare months though, I'll take them off your hands.
Get them to come! It'll be a grand party, I guarantee it.
or my money back?
*months
I'll consult my lawyers.
*moths
with hilarity like this, it surely can't be too long before someone offers me a place to stay can it?
I'll consult my lawyers.
It'll be mates before that happens.
if you don't shut up, I'm gonna get some months together
and batter you.
Seriously, imagine this sort of banter, IN REAL LIFE!
I'll see you there.
bamoths has a point
*bamonths
Watch it, monthy
:D
See you at the end of the mate!
:D
This is never going to get old
In mates time we'll still be laughing!
If we're still months mates from now!
:D :D
:)
I am coming
however, I will also be flyering for my gig - we have My Sad Captains playing! And it's for charity!
I make ticket link for you!!!
thank you kind sir!!
i used it :)
Can you move it somewhere north of the river?
I'm too scared to go
It's in a leafy cul-de-sac for crying out loud.
It's the safest part of Brixton! And anyway, sadpunk's going. They'll attack him before they attack you.
It's true!
I'm an early warning system, like the canarys they used to take down t'pit.
I dreamt last night that a pigeon in a miners helmet shat on me.
Was it a metaphor for you? Do you want to shit on me?
More than you'll ever know!
SOLD
if you could move it back to On the Rocks
that would be ideal for me. Thanks
The world's most dangerous BBQ venue.
Sounds great
I'll be in Paris.
This looks ace.
Tessellators are great and Minnaars sound pretty good too.
Tessellators ARE great
and Minnaars have a well hot singer.
Maybe if he didn't wear so many clothes he'd be cooler?
cricket helmet?
I'll consult Puma Cricket
and see whether I'm contractually allowed or obliged too.
I want a game of Puma Cricket!
Leg Before Cougar! Growlzat!!!
I'm out.
Good job.
You just got Clawt Out
I just realised cougar doesn't rhyme with wicket.
I'm the Blood Brothers of cricket jokes.
yeah well
the best I can offer you is Mike Catting. Or Michael Cat-herton. I'm a disgrace.
or Lion Bell
which is equally shit. This should be my home turf.
Monty Panthersar
and I hate cricket
DAMN IT
Manety Panthersar
If you wear a Spurs shirt
I'll buy you a pint.
interesting...
If I turn up and you wear a Spurs shirt
I will boo every note of your set individually as loudly as I can.
I'll take my chances
So you can throw it over him?
I've never seen a Whore's Box
Liar.
is royter going?
i just another reason to be pleased that i'm not
he isn't
shit
I'm going to Glastonbury instead, yeah?
i'm not anymore
Cool, see you there
1)
tesselators are one of my favourite bands on earth
2)
FINALLY i'll see horsebox
3)
yay.
Huzzah
See you there x
If the Butthole Surfers
don't wreck my ears too much the night before I'll make the effort and slog it over from ED on the 37 bus Bamos.
Excellent work my man.
I'll play some Surfers for you if you make the journey. As long as you help carry my back home on the same bus afterwards :)
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
SATAN
Help carry you or your back?
I'll carry the extension lead / 4 pack for the journey ok?!
What's a bus bamos?
He won't know.
Busby Amos
Tori Amos' little known cousin.
Horsebox = worth waiting for.
what an awful line up!
what meat will there be?
i had some cracking bacon chops on the bbq the other day. there should probably be bacon chops.
you mean pork chops yeah?
no i mean bacon chops
thats what the packaging said! it was basically thick bacon. delicio.
you mean gammon
don't you yeah?
no not gammon!
just thick cut bacon. hang on..at what thickness does bacon become gammon? i need the advice of a butcher.
whats the difference
between pork and bacon chops?
there'd better be onion rings.
can you cook onion rings on a bbq?
You can cook anything on a barbeque
^ maverick bbq-er
All day breakfast?
Yeah
Just put a frying pan on it.
That's your answer to everything
Worst contraception ever.
worse than:
http://drownedinsound.com/articles/3486884#r3487042
?
That mental image
it's killing me.
I'll get busy with photoshop later
what about a creme brulee?
Playlist request:
Piebald - American Hearts
Butthole Surfers - Sweat Loaf
Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Chris Isaak - Wicked game
THIS TIME
Are you going to coerce people into requesting it
when you know they don't have a copy?
Yes
Is this why you're not coming?
No, meths has invited me to Glastonbury with him
That sounds like it could be
in tents.
I'll take him down a peg or two then
what a guy!(ropes)
He's so fly(sheet)!
Seriously, if you want to see me angry, just try that again
I almost got up and sang it myself. An angry version.
That would be funny!
Really funny!
NOW AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH DONT WANNA FALL IN LOVE!
I didn't ask you!
I asked shadyadie. She looked around nervously to see if my carer was about.
*career
It's behind you!
Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever
sorry
Declan from ATP has copyright on all DJ sets containing "Sweat Loaf".
The guy who djed at NBC?
he was shit. They just played Band of Horses over and over and over again.
um
do you mean they played band of horses over and over on the cd playing through a stereo between bands?
stop spoiling my sarcastic remark
I WAT SWEAT LOAF.
far fingers?
maybe he thought "Everything All The Time" was a set of instructions
This joke doesn't work, but I don't care.
That's the spirit!
Take that, humour! I cast thee out!
Think I met that Declan
bloke at Primavera. He was a nice guy. That's it really.
You don't like BBQ's though
Other people do though
I'm nothing if not accomodating :) And my choice of 'All-day gig in a room full of Scotch Eggs' was only really wanted by two of us. Damn it.
One day, Bamos
One day!
I would just like you to imagine
a room full of men who have just eaten over one hundred scotch eggs. Go on. Imagine that smell.
just pray no one says "mind if I have a smoke?"
"cos that wank was full on"
i had some kind of quorn scotch egg at the weekend
does this anger you?
It would, but being as it was you
I'm just happy that you ate something else other than pizza for once.
Get DJ Scotch Egg to headline
as a compromise, like.
I am tres excited
:D
WOO!
*doing a mini dance*
('cause I'm short)
ONION RINGS
hmmm is that an order?
I won't get you any if you order me about young man!
sorry
:(
That's better
I will get you onion rings
:)
What food is being served?
onion rings and gammon
and barbecued scotch eggs
can we have potato salad please,
and bananas wrapped in foil, with melted chocolate buttons please?
SERIOUSLY
my attendence may hinge on this...
NOT GAMMON!
bacon chops, bitch
*sow
a female pig is a sow.
you are a trouble maker
It's all just meat meat meat with you isn't it?
This is you: "meat, meat, meat."
Shall I bring you a kabanos? It's my current meaty choice
i like maths class.
Can I copy your homework?
no.
Bitch!
GOTH!
WOAH!
That's taking things a bit too far!
you called me an Emo earlier
hypocrite!
Yeah but that tied in well with my joke!
You made a joke?
Wow, I'm gonna miss this place, it keeps getting better!