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people who clap along to musical performances

FUCK OFF. You aint got no rhythm



  • If its done in an inane ITV manner

    then hell its annoying and I dont usulay clap to bands but...

    I went to a perfromance of a DJ/Producer who had African drumms and all sorts with him. He used the crowds stamping and clapping as a bed for the track on hi encore it was awsome. We nearly shook down the hall we were in.

    • inane itv manner is wonderful

      doesnt even fit the songs!

      • oh god, it's painful

        like when iggy & the stooges were on jonathan ross, or something, and played 'i wanna be yr dog' and the audience just clapped along like mindless drones. YOU CAN'T EVEN CLAP ALONG TO IT PROPERLY

        • its ok if the band encourage the crowd to clap

          putting on a show on all that, but sometimes on things like that you cant really hear the band over the clapping. WHY DO IT?! WHY?!

        • its pretty funny really

          every time ITV play a bit of music on a mainstream entertainment show people just feel the need to clap inanly its well funny.

  • in any large venue

    this is doomed, because the speed of sound is sufficiently slow that the people clapping at the front will sound behind the beat to the people at the back, and vice versa.

    • It's fucking

      cheesy and I find it really fucking annoying. Good morning!