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EURO 2008 STARTS TODAY

well, not really. But this is when people start getting brutally kicked out en masse, starting this evening with the Czechs

GOD I'M EXCITED. I'm off to watch it with my dad and drink Efes and Raki and do the Turkish man dance

TURKIYE

TURKIYE

TURKIYE

TURKIYE



  • Efes.

    The drink of men. Truly, the best reason to go to Turkey.

    • HELL YEAH

    • feh, it's such an average beer

      • Nick, please.

        (That was in my Autofill. How curious.)

      • whatthefuckyouonaboutWillis?

        its an amazing beer, and totally not average. Most European lagers are soft and fleshy, Efes is intrinsically Turkish: Smokey, meaty, nutty, dark and powerful - this is the shit that equals Turkishness

        Basically you're bitter and wrong, probably pissed off cos i called you a prick. Prick

  • I want it to go to penalties

    and Turkey to win ! I hate Petr Cech and want him to lose at everything he tries his hand at.

    Also can't wait for Tuesday, Italy will sneak through, we can sneak through with a score draw if Romania lose heavily to the Dutch, but we won't need that hopefully the Dutch will draw or win and we'll do our bit beating the French 2-1 with goals from Cassano and Toni. Forza Italia!

    • romania will win vs holland

      and italy and france will be sent packing.

  • I quite like the Czechs

    They deserved to win the tournament in 2004 in my opinion (that 3-2 win against Holland was wicked)... I've got a feeling that the Turks might pull this one off though.

  • It's a bit shit how there's no more early kick-offs.

    From today it's a case of either or, rather than getting two games, which is a shame.

    I can see Turkey beating the Czechs today. They impressed me in the second half against the Swiss, Arda in particular was fantastic. Czech Republic aren't the footballing side they were three or four years back. I also think it's a bit of a shame it'll be decided on penalties. Elsewhere, i sincerely hope Holland roll over to Romania. I think we'll end up with Croatia/Portugal & Spain/Holland in the semi's, with Croatia beating Holland in the final. I've really enjoyed it so far, Russia were brilliant last night, them and Holland have been the most enjoyable sides to watch so far imo, but as a whole it's been a good tournament, and all the better for England not being there. Modric, Sneijder & Engelaar in particular have been superb.

    • Yeah...

      why have they done this? What was wrong with having two games at different times?

      • unfair advantage?

        some games would be spoiled as well - if Romania beat Holland in the afternoon, you'd have France and Italy just going through the motions.

        • O RLY?

          That seems like a reasonable explanation. Thank you.

      • Because as said

        playing at different times would be really unfair potentially. They started playing final group games simultaneously after the 1982 World Cup, when West Germany and Austria played each other knowing a 1-0 win for West Germany would send both teams through (and send Algeria out). Germany scored early on and then both teams pissed about for the remaining 70-80 minutes and it was one of the most shameful games ever basically. So they changed the rules afterwards.

  • what game is on itv?

    are portugal already qualified? will they field a full strength side?

    • Yes they have qualified

      top of the group. So I imagine they'll rest a few players as their game is a dead rubber (Switzerland being out)

    • And Czech Rep v Turkey

      is on ITV1

    • They're showing the Portugal game on ITV4 I think.

      • Which is amazing

        given you'd have thought ITV1 wouldn't have passed up another chance to cover Ronaldo and now Scolari in their broadcast juice.

        • I imagine they were cursing

          when Turkey bagged that late winner over Switzerland, as it made Portugal's last game meaningless for both sides involved, and they lost any excuse to show it on ITV1 ahead of the other game.

  • It's all about zee Dutch

    for me

  • if czech win and someone gets sent off

    i will be £200 richer

  • lol

    those horrible turks are being brought to justice.

  • "the stadium is filled with the sound of bouncing Czechs"

    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLLLLLLL

    • that's the best thing tydlesly's said all tournemant

      was it tylesdly?

  • Koller "like Crouch"

    erm....

    • that's the worst thing anyone on itv's said all tournemant

  • i've been so unlucky with missing goals this weekend

    i went to the toilet yesterday and missed the spain goal, then went to put the kettle on and missed the sweden goal

    then tonight i went to the toilet and come back to find i missed the czech goal.

    NO GOOD

  • do Turkey have Belozoglu Emre with them?

    or is he another star/potential star whose career Newcastle have ruined?

    • He's the captain normally I think

      but he got injured in the first game.

  • i didn't miss

    that beauty!

  • Hmm

    2-1 now, are we going to get a grandstand finish? Unlikely but I just want to see a penalty shootout really.

    • Turkey are pushing well. I don't

      think the Czechs can survive it.

      • I think they're running out of time really

        Can't see it happening

  • 3-2 Turkey

    Fucking hell!

  • Christ almighty!!!!

  • fucking hell

    !

  • Amazing Scenes

  • DRAMADRAMA!!!

  • double amazing

    goalie off with two minutes left :O

  • Turkey keeper off

    what the hell?!

    • lol how much does koller weigh?

  • i never thought

    these 2 would provide such an exciting game

  • What a wally

    for pushing him over

  • This.Is.Brilliant

    Best.Match.Ever

  • yellow card

    for baros he's not even on the pitch

    • well the ref ran out of onfield players to book so he started booking the subs

  • Cracking game!

    :D

  • the turkish goalkeeper

    is the most stupid man on the planet.

  • liek omg

    but that's typical. i wish doom on two teams, just TWO teams, and they have go to and finish first and second in their group. bah.

    still, what an end

  • Haha, totally insane

    the pizza guy came in to watch the last ten minutes... so many lols.

  • Baros got booked and he wasn't even playing.

    THAT IS HOW GOOD THE GAME WAS.

  • <3

    amazing

  • I only saw the last 5 mins

    that was MENTAL!

    what did Baros do?

  • that game was just bringing the lolz.

    Petr Cech=performance of the tournament

    • Cech 'best keeper in the world'

      I think not, Buffon is sooooo much better than him

  • Massive :(

    Good game though. And Nihat was brilliant. Now for them to get obliterated by the Croats.

  • what a fucking game!

    i was cheering turkey by the end. excellent, the euros have been great so far!

    • it had everything that a knock out game should have.

      Late goals, sending offs, bookings from substitutes and even the prospect of penalties happening at one point.
      All this when and we are still at the group stages.... Amazing!

  • INCREDIBL;E

    AMAZING

    I JIZZED A THOUSAND JIZZES

    SERIOUSLY, FUCKING FUCK ME WITH A FUCKING FUCK,. THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. NIHAT. NIHAT. NIHAT. NIHAT.

    I LOVE YOU. I LOVE DIS. I LOVE EVERYTHING

    GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNN
    JIP9ERBUICLRFLIEWFCRIJE;WDFNIL;EQWNBDILREWBULICFED`

  • SO.

    MUCH.

    SEX.