BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF MONEY. I will stick to closer meats.
like bacon?
for most of it.
yes
Here Sir.
present
YAY!
Maybe
I'd need to stay at someones house.
Oh, *that's* why you wanted to know if I'm going
You're not staying at my house.
ME.
not me.
dunno. keep changing my mind.
Unfortunately not
Yes.
If any of you Londoners have a spare bit of floor in your dwellings that would accommodate me, that would be brilliant. I'll even bring you a cake. Thanks!
You liar!
You know for a fact you'd bring them bread so they always had strength.
*bulls heart
and a kinder egg toy. :)
Ah yeah
I lose today.
^^^^
somebody put him up.
i want to see him!
YOU!
<3
xxx
maybe
I think I will come in for about an hour at 11pm when everyone's pissed, maybe speak to about two people I've met before and then run away. Because that's really cool.
Can we
actually be nice to eachother this time plz?
eh, i was perfectly nice to you!
but sure! x
I don't remember.
Oops.
hmmmm.
That's what you think
we have pop-themed horror remakes to plan. I also plan to quiz you on why you don't despise My Family as much as I think everyone should, following Prole's sitcom thread the other day.
ah, i'm going to convert you to My Family
so much! so much!
Dubstep Carrie?
Calypso Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Salsa I Spit On Your Grave?
S Club Se7en
Backstreet Lost Boys
Erm.. Don't Look Now 31?
This is too hard.
The only other one I can think of is
Whigfield of Dreams, which doesn't work, but is making me snigger.
:)
erm
In the Bassline of Fire?
I'll go if you go!
apparently i'm playing at it
(sorry Klaire).
See you all there. Minus my flowery shorts.
please play
sebadoh/parklife
haha we might just do this!
when is it?
last weekend this month
ah, sadly not, then
:(
What is it?
seriously.
it's a clubnight, the occurs annually, or biannaully or something, set up by bamos
i believe
I think so
yay!
:)
oh yeah
I'm totally up for a Throbbing Gristle / Microphones exchange.
Do you know any upload sites? I'll have a look later and PM you if I find any
awesome
I think www.Yousendit.Com is quite good for this sort of thing. I'll get on it when I get back home. Upload as much as you possibly can!
me + two american friends flying in from Louisiana that day
did you not
used to have a beard? or am i confusing you with someone else on here?
you're most definitely confusing me with someone else
even if i tried to grow my facial hair for a whole year, i still wouldn't get a beard
i think
i am mixing you up with JoeDiddly. you look nothing like i thought you did. dno why, but i think of a bear when i read "brusma".
UUUUUUUUUUGH
if i ever FUCKING RECOVER
I'll go if you go!
maybe
also i no longer have floor space at my new place, so sorry to anyone that stayed before.
me
x
yeah
sorry :(
I'll go if you go!
I'd like to come but
I'll go if you go!
I am going to try
Dr Novocalchords kindly offered me a place
I'll go if you go!
Its exciting the prospect of new disers to meet
hi!
maybe
dunno
ah well as no one care anyway i wont bother
:'(
I'll go if you go!
MrHills is going.
You can't go. He says he's going to chase after you.
why would he go?
he has posted about 10 times.
and hes a cocksmoker
Word.
I'm coming
well obviously i'm not but it's good to keep the mystery about me. I bet all people will talk about on the night is "oh maybe Yes_ will come! Oh things will really start happening if he does. Oh by jove if only".
That is DEFINITELY what will happen. Completely.
totes.
yeah i'm gonna come.
will probably stick by drnovocalcords the whole time. or zsazsagaboring if she comes for more than an hour. come zsazsa!
when is it
it was my plan to stick by you and gaz for the hour!
can we meet too plz?
totes
:)
I was pretty much cribbing off Gaz's
popularity at ATP. I plan to do this again.
yeah, let's all roll deep!
East London crew?
I can't believe you saw through my plan.
I'm going to roll so deep
I'll have to come up for air.
Do you think there's enough Gaz to go 'round? I'm going to hold on to his arm with both hands, and look to him for guidance when anyone talks to me, lower lip trembling
i pretty much do this all the time in his presence
i might just hold onto his leg the whole time.
you've got his arm.
sarah can have the other arm.
hope no-one else will want in on the soothing gaz action
he'll be cool with that.
dragging us along
like a man wading through treacle. Still, though, with that setup he'll have an entire leg free to do whatever he wants with! Remember that guy off Forrest Gump? He managed to play a key role in a highly successful shrimping startup venture, and he didn't have any legs -at all.-
he'll probably cordon the other leg off
to protect himself
what bit of him will be left for me?
I believe that
the upper left quadrant of Gaz's torso is yet to be claimed. It is worth bearing in mind, however, that this area has relatively few hand holds to cling to.
i'm really worried gaz is going to see this
and not go to zonino because he's scared. And then what will we all do?!
Wherever Gaz is,
we is. ..Are? Confusing.
Or: we could construct an effigy and grasp its limbs and areas instead, but, well.. it wouldn't be the same.
he has a point to prove though
he was rubbish at the last zonino
when is it
June 28th
Windmill
dance?
nah
probs will go to 4 though. maybe.
yeah
but a quiet one cos im singing songs the next day
EVERYONE COME WATCH ME SINGING MY LITTLE SONGS (amersham arms brainlove thing)
Si, Senor
I'll probably be arriving in style with ho_fo.
Maybe...
depends on transports mostly! And finding somewhere to stay.
I'll go if you go!
you have to come!
Ask Adam
DEFFO
YEP
Oh yes
not even the possibility of being savaged by an alsatian can keep we away.
Dude
the Alsatian's dead.
I heard they have a rottweiler now :S
Oh shit
IS THAT TRUE?
both things>?
When people meet for the first time
do they introduce themselves as their DiS user names?
I hope they do, it's obviously less fun in my head for the people who use their real name as a user name. Booo to you.
Yes
I was accosted by DanielKelly and JohnM outside Zonino 3, luckily I knew who they were.
I remember briefly meeting you and insisting that I find
GayGuevara for you.
I'm sorry, I couldn't locate him.
I remember that and am happy to inform you that..........
you DID manage to find him for me!
He was in the corner, observing proceedings on the dancefloor.
I love a happy ending.
So do I and I've been banned from visiting the occupational health therapist at work as a result.
Awesome
I would come along if everyone sported name tags. Seriously.
Me
I just booked my train ticket.
1st class all the way :D
should go through derby at about midday ish...
when i it
28th June
Me.
I'm particularly looking forward to meeting Klare and fucktherave should they come along.
where is it?
Brixton Windmill
Phenomenal venue and if Zonino 3.0 was anything to go by, outrageously good soundtrack! Therapy?, Andrew WK and JEW in close succession slayed me last time round.
MAYBE.
Depends.
Will confirm soon.
I'll go if you go!
i would like to
as i haven't met anyone from this site, despite writing (albeit briefly) for it and laughing loudly at many poor jokes in inappropriate places. how much are tickets and are they sold out? what are the hostels like around Brixton - if there any that is.
We're all friendly
I now have money to go. I just need a place to stay.
I'll go if you go!
Tickets aren't much -
a fiver? You can buy on the door. Don't know about hostels though, sorry.
Here
i want to play cricket
the next day. make it happen please :)
I might come
Will the line up be amazing?
I'm sadly at Glastonbury
So I won't be there to bump moobs with bamos or drink smirnoff ice through my eye. I do apologise to all.
Me sir!
I will be in attendance!
With bells on
no
because you smell funny
boo
me
its my birthday the day before so lots of presetns please xxxxxxxxxx
I'm bringing Boursin
If I come.
:D
I add the caveat
that this is looking increasingly unlikely.
i imagine so
but i'll need a ticket
Not me :(
Don't have any fun.
shouldn't be a problem
don't get married
I might come
I'll bring marble rye if i do
You knobfeatures.
I'm going to make a cardboard cut-out of your face and take that along.
You better
I'll be there for a bit.
yeh
LOL
It's too far to walk
I need an incentive.
sometimes
there are good Onion Rings available at the Windmill
I heard Bamos has got Charlotte Hatherly, Rilo Kiley bitch and the girls from The Subways, Johnny Fo
to do a special striptease.
GIRLS from The Subways?
good lord...
*Girls from Subway
Make me a sandwich, bitch!
Maybe.
I've quit drinking though.
is this like your one post a day thing?
Slightly less believable.
i need to rescale my graph
me
it's my birthday party, woo!
DON'T TELL SOPHIA
the little lamb
yes dont tell me
pretened its not and lavish all the attention on ME, ME ME ME
^ Her super sweet 21st
it only is because I say it is!
we can share :)
aww
:)
I'm going to do a birthday party
in your face.
pink flash?
yes
but no Jagerbombing with Bamos this time round
How about tequila in the eye?
I will if you will, roomie
I'm securing Mad Dog as we speak.
Word.
It's the salt in the nose that really kills.
Last time I couldn't see or smell for 20 minutes.
It was great.
The last line may or may not be true.
maybe
although I think the only person who would talk to me would be guntrip, and I'm quite scared of some of you. And I might want to save my money for either the brainlove thing the night before or the one the night after.
i'll talk with you
i don't really do small talk well though, we'll just have to talk about brighton bands or peel sessions straight away.
I actually never listened to john peel
don't tell anyone!
do you Know Stuff about the eighties matchbox b-line disaster? Because if you do we could have a really really really long conversation that might be quite good.
yeah let's do that
i've seen them live a few times, does that count?
I can't come
because I'm allergic to people
Fucking amateur
Which Converge date are you going to? Bring mini Jacob Bannon
I'm going to the Friday one
I'm bringing my quadruple life size Kurt Ballou pinata
c u there.
:'(
truthfully, it's because I have a
'family thing'
I would but
I've got a wedding in dorset.
shame really as I live just down the road. maybe next time.
i found a skeletal last fm event
so i updated it with the details from the Windmill's website, which i assume are correct...
this time I will be norovirus free hopefully. I am also hoping for a "bad impression" competition.
Its a fairly terrifying prospect
so I doubt it very much. I mean that in a meeting largely quantities of people is overwhelming and generally unenjoyable way, obviously you're all wonderful people.
I hear you
feel the same
I'd rather meet people in very small numbers
rather than basically getting DiS-Nagasaki'd.
Sorry I didn't make it to YMO (nae cash + unexpected family committments) - how was it?
I got some tickets for it
They didn't play any old material! They said they would play songs that they hadn't played in 30 years. They might have been talking about stuff from the BGM album which I don't know so well (or like that much) but it all sounded rather like Cornelius to me. Fennesz played with them as well. Lots of adulation in the room.
Paul Morley was across the aisle from us. He joined in with the standing ovation.
Totally get you about the Hiroshima'dness of large meetings. I might go because a friend who is going is staying at mine, but would rather go to some other things that weekend.
sorry, 'I got some tickets at the last minute'
I meant to add, but not sure how great it was, so dunno if you missed out. Pivot played. The music isn't great, but the drummer is awesome. Hynotising.
I still wish I'd been able to go
but you're making me feel less bad about it. Fennesz is ossum too. I missed Jandek last night too, bloody hell. Double whammy.
Christ, my sentence construcion and spelling is woeful tonight, I've got the dumb pretty bad.
Meh.
I don't know whether i'll be in attendence. Financial constraints and exam hindrances are suffocating my attempts to attend. I'll persevere, but temporary emigrations from Bournemouth to whole-numbered Zoninos are cemented for the future.
Does anybody want to give lodgings for the night
to me? I'm clean and quiet but I have been known to snore...
I'll be in London
so you can stay at mine if you want!
yes very good
i might have to punch you later. Or at least wade into your work and cast infamy upon your credit record.
Don't do that!
They'll cast me out and never speak to me again!
They're tolerant to a point
but getting punched by an emo is crossing the line! ;)
MEGALOLZ
oh you've done it now...
don't worry
they can probably sense my blacklisting from over here, there's no way they'd let me past the doors. It was a hollow threat.
A MILLION REPLIES
not me.
G'won then
^a very ethusiastic g'won!
yeahwhynot
I was.
BUT THEN I RAN OUT OF MONEY. I will stick to closer meats.
like bacon?
for most of it.
yes
Here Sir.
present
YAY!
Maybe
I'd need to stay at someones house.
Oh, *that's* why you wanted to know if I'm going
You're not staying at my house.
ME.
not me.
dunno. keep changing my mind.
Unfortunately not
Yes.
If any of you Londoners have a spare bit of floor in your dwellings that would accommodate me, that would be brilliant. I'll even bring you a cake. Thanks!
You liar!
You know for a fact you'd bring them bread so they always had strength.
*bulls heart
and a kinder egg toy. :)
Ah yeah
I lose today.
^^^^
somebody put him up.
i want to see him!
YOU!
<3
xxx
maybe
I think I will come in for about an hour at 11pm when everyone's pissed, maybe speak to about two people I've met before and then run away. Because that's really cool.
Can we
actually be nice to eachother this time plz?
eh, i was perfectly nice to you!
but sure! x
I don't remember.
Oops.
hmmmm.
That's what you think
we have pop-themed horror remakes to plan. I also plan to quiz you on why you don't despise My Family as much as I think everyone should, following Prole's sitcom thread the other day.
ah, i'm going to convert you to My Family
so much! so much!
Dubstep Carrie?
Calypso Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Salsa I Spit On Your Grave?
S Club Se7en
Backstreet Lost Boys
Erm.. Don't Look Now 31?
This is too hard.
The only other one I can think of is
Whigfield of Dreams, which doesn't work, but is making me snigger.
:)
erm
In the Bassline of Fire?
I'll go if you go!
apparently i'm playing at it
(sorry Klaire).
See you all there. Minus my flowery shorts.
please play
sebadoh/parklife
haha we might just do this!
when is it?
last weekend this month
ah, sadly not, then
:(
What is it?
seriously.
it's a clubnight, the occurs annually, or biannaully or something, set up by bamos
i believe
I think so
yay!
:)
oh yeah
I'm totally up for a Throbbing Gristle / Microphones exchange.
Do you know any upload sites? I'll have a look later and PM you if I find any
awesome
I think www.Yousendit.Com is quite good for this sort of thing. I'll get on it when I get back home. Upload as much as you possibly can!
me + two american friends flying in from Louisiana that day
did you not
used to have a beard? or am i confusing you with someone else on here?
you're most definitely confusing me with someone else
even if i tried to grow my facial hair for a whole year, i still wouldn't get a beard
i think
i am mixing you up with JoeDiddly. you look nothing like i thought you did. dno why, but i think of a bear when i read "brusma".
UUUUUUUUUUGH
if i ever FUCKING RECOVER
I'll go if you go!
maybe
also i no longer have floor space at my new place, so sorry to anyone that stayed before.
me
x
yeah
sorry :(
I'll go if you go!
I'd like to come but
I'll go if you go!
I am going to try
Dr Novocalchords kindly offered me a place
I'll go if you go!
Its exciting the prospect of new disers to meet
hi!
maybe
dunno
ah well as no one care anyway i wont bother
:'(
I'll go if you go!
MrHills is going.
You can't go. He says he's going to chase after you.
why would he go?
he has posted about 10 times.
and hes a cocksmoker
Word.
I'm coming
well obviously i'm not but it's good to keep the mystery about me. I bet all people will talk about on the night is "oh maybe Yes_ will come! Oh things will really start happening if he does. Oh by jove if only".
That is DEFINITELY what will happen. Completely.
totes.
yeah i'm gonna come.
will probably stick by drnovocalcords the whole time. or zsazsagaboring if she comes for more than an hour. come zsazsa!
when is it
it was my plan to stick by you and gaz for the hour!
can we meet too plz?
totes
:)
I was pretty much cribbing off Gaz's
popularity at ATP. I plan to do this again.
yeah, let's all roll deep!
East London crew?
I can't believe you saw through my plan.
I'm going to roll so deep
I'll have to come up for air.
Do you think there's enough Gaz to go 'round? I'm going to hold on to his arm with both hands, and look to him for guidance when anyone talks to me, lower lip trembling
i pretty much do this all the time in his presence
i might just hold onto his leg the whole time.
you've got his arm.
sarah can have the other arm.
hope no-one else will want in on the soothing gaz action
he'll be cool with that.
dragging us along
like a man wading through treacle. Still, though, with that setup he'll have an entire leg free to do whatever he wants with! Remember that guy off Forrest Gump? He managed to play a key role in a highly successful shrimping startup venture, and he didn't have any legs -at all.-
he'll probably cordon the other leg off
to protect himself
what bit of him will be left for me?
I believe that
the upper left quadrant of Gaz's torso is yet to be claimed. It is worth bearing in mind, however, that this area has relatively few hand holds to cling to.
i'm really worried gaz is going to see this
and not go to zonino because he's scared. And then what will we all do?!
Wherever Gaz is,
we is. ..Are? Confusing.
Or: we could construct an effigy and grasp its limbs and areas instead, but, well.. it wouldn't be the same.
he has a point to prove though
he was rubbish at the last zonino
when is it
June 28th
Windmill
dance?
nah
probs will go to 4 though. maybe.
yeah
but a quiet one cos im singing songs the next day
EVERYONE COME WATCH ME SINGING MY LITTLE SONGS (amersham arms brainlove thing)
Si, Senor
I'll probably be arriving in style with ho_fo.
Maybe...
depends on transports mostly! And finding somewhere to stay.
I'll go if you go!
you have to come!
Ask Adam
DEFFO
YEP
Oh yes
not even the possibility of being savaged by an alsatian can keep we away.
Dude
the Alsatian's dead.
I heard they have a rottweiler now :S
Oh shit
IS THAT TRUE?
both things>?
When people meet for the first time
do they introduce themselves as their DiS user names?
I hope they do, it's obviously less fun in my head for the people who use their real name as a user name. Booo to you.
Yes
I was accosted by DanielKelly and JohnM outside Zonino 3, luckily I knew who they were.
I remember briefly meeting you and insisting that I find
GayGuevara for you.
I'm sorry, I couldn't locate him.
I remember that and am happy to inform you that..........
you DID manage to find him for me!
He was in the corner, observing proceedings on the dancefloor.
I love a happy ending.
So do I and I've been banned from visiting the occupational health therapist at work as a result.
Awesome
I would come along if everyone sported name tags. Seriously.
Me
I just booked my train ticket.
1st class all the way :D
should go through derby at about midday ish...
when i it
28th June
Me.
I'm particularly looking forward to meeting Klare and fucktherave should they come along.
where is it?
Brixton Windmill
Phenomenal venue and if Zonino 3.0 was anything to go by, outrageously good soundtrack! Therapy?, Andrew WK and JEW in close succession slayed me last time round.
MAYBE.
Depends.
Will confirm soon.
I'll go if you go!
i would like to
as i haven't met anyone from this site, despite writing (albeit briefly) for it and laughing loudly at many poor jokes in inappropriate places. how much are tickets and are they sold out? what are the hostels like around Brixton - if there any that is.
We're all friendly
I now have money to go. I just need a place to stay.
I'll go if you go!
Tickets aren't much -
a fiver? You can buy on the door. Don't know about hostels though, sorry.
Here
i want to play cricket
the next day. make it happen please :)
I might come
Will the line up be amazing?
I'm sadly at Glastonbury
So I won't be there to bump moobs with bamos or drink smirnoff ice through my eye. I do apologise to all.
Me sir!
I will be in attendance!
With bells on
no
because you smell funny
boo
me
its my birthday the day before so lots of presetns please xxxxxxxxxx
I'm bringing Boursin
If I come.
:D
I add the caveat
that this is looking increasingly unlikely.
i imagine so
but i'll need a ticket
Not me :(
Don't have any fun.
shouldn't be a problem
don't get married
I might come
I'll bring marble rye if i do
You knobfeatures.
I'm going to make a cardboard cut-out of your face and take that along.
You better
I'll be there for a bit.
yeh
LOL
It's too far to walk
I need an incentive.
sometimes
there are good Onion Rings available at the Windmill
I heard Bamos has got Charlotte Hatherly, Rilo Kiley bitch and the girls from The Subways, Johnny Fo
to do a special striptease.
GIRLS from The Subways?
good lord...
*Girls from Subway
Make me a sandwich, bitch!
Maybe.
I've quit drinking though.
is this like your one post a day thing?
Slightly less believable.
i need to rescale my graph
me
it's my birthday party, woo!
DON'T TELL SOPHIA
the little lamb
yes dont tell me
pretened its not and lavish all the attention on ME, ME ME ME
^ Her super sweet 21st
it only is because I say it is!
we can share :)
aww
:)
I'm going to do a birthday party
in your face.
pink flash?
yes
but no Jagerbombing with Bamos this time round
How about tequila in the eye?
I will if you will, roomie
I'm securing Mad Dog as we speak.
Word.
It's the salt in the nose that really kills.
Last time I couldn't see or smell for 20 minutes.
It was great.
The last line may or may not be true.
maybe
although I think the only person who would talk to me would be guntrip, and I'm quite scared of some of you. And I might want to save my money for either the brainlove thing the night before or the one the night after.
i'll talk with you
i don't really do small talk well though, we'll just have to talk about brighton bands or peel sessions straight away.
I actually never listened to john peel
don't tell anyone!
do you Know Stuff about the eighties matchbox b-line disaster? Because if you do we could have a really really really long conversation that might be quite good.
yeah let's do that
i've seen them live a few times, does that count?
I can't come
because I'm allergic to people
Fucking amateur
Which Converge date are you going to? Bring mini Jacob Bannon
I'm going to the Friday one
I'm bringing my quadruple life size Kurt Ballou pinata
c u there.
:'(
truthfully, it's because I have a
'family thing'
I would but
I've got a wedding in dorset.
shame really as I live just down the road. maybe next time.
i found a skeletal last fm event
so i updated it with the details from the Windmill's website, which i assume are correct...
http://www.last.fm/event/658163
yes
this time I will be norovirus free hopefully. I am also hoping for a "bad impression" competition.
Its a fairly terrifying prospect
so I doubt it very much. I mean that in a meeting largely quantities of people is overwhelming and generally unenjoyable way, obviously you're all wonderful people.
I hear you
feel the same
I'd rather meet people in very small numbers
rather than basically getting DiS-Nagasaki'd.
Sorry I didn't make it to YMO (nae cash + unexpected family committments) - how was it?
I got some tickets for it
They didn't play any old material! They said they would play songs that they hadn't played in 30 years. They might have been talking about stuff from the BGM album which I don't know so well (or like that much) but it all sounded rather like Cornelius to me. Fennesz played with them as well. Lots of adulation in the room.
Paul Morley was across the aisle from us. He joined in with the standing ovation.
Totally get you about the Hiroshima'dness of large meetings. I might go because a friend who is going is staying at mine, but would rather go to some other things that weekend.
sorry, 'I got some tickets at the last minute'
I meant to add, but not sure how great it was, so dunno if you missed out. Pivot played. The music isn't great, but the drummer is awesome. Hynotising.
I still wish I'd been able to go
but you're making me feel less bad about it. Fennesz is ossum too. I missed Jandek last night too, bloody hell. Double whammy.
Christ, my sentence construcion and spelling is woeful tonight, I've got the dumb pretty bad.
Meh.
I don't know whether i'll be in attendence. Financial constraints and exam hindrances are suffocating my attempts to attend. I'll persevere, but temporary emigrations from Bournemouth to whole-numbered Zoninos are cemented for the future.
Does anybody want to give lodgings for the night
to me? I'm clean and quiet but I have been known to snore...
I'll be in London
so you can stay at mine if you want!
yes very good
i might have to punch you later. Or at least wade into your work and cast infamy upon your credit record.
Don't do that!
They'll cast me out and never speak to me again!
They're tolerant to a point
but getting punched by an emo is crossing the line! ;)
MEGALOLZ
oh you've done it now...
don't worry
they can probably sense my blacklisting from over here, there's no way they'd let me past the doors. It was a hollow threat.
Physical violence it is... :)
my housemates band are now playing
so ILL BE THERE, BABY