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I want to keep bees

Someone give me £350



  • Here's one for free

    b

  • I'm not getting stung like that again

    hey? hey?

  • Well you know what?

    I won't be coming near you: YOU'RE COVERED IN BEES!!!!

    • :D

      I like my women like i like my coffee...ALL COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!

      • Hey honey.

        BEE MINE

      • eddie izzard heyday quoting meets with my approval

  • no

    keep them in your pockets.

  • in a jelly mould?

  • mo' honey, mo' problems

  • me too!

    I'd love to have a little hive, I reckon I'd be ace at it.

    • *joke about miniature Pelle Almqvxkkvvwqist*

  • Would you rather be or a wasp?

  • AAAHHH TEH BEES!

    MA EYESSS!

  • its only as you lack testosterone

  • I would love to keep bees as well.

    Infact, i have a friend that keeps bees. I regulary attend 'bee time'.

    • what happens during

      'bee time'?

      it sounds exciting.

      • Oh, it is exciting!

        I get to slip on the bee suit and say hi to lots of bees! and they're all like bzzzzzzzzzzz, and im like, "hi!". And then we get honey <3

        • :D

          i want some bee time in my life now, for sure.

        • omgz

          this is what i would killer to do. Oh bees...how I love them

        • See!

          I want this in my life so bad

        • :D

          I'm jealous.

        • Oh man

          I want to do this. Rob, I'll give you £50 towards this if I get honey and occasional bee time

  • furry little shit bags

  • Anyone else singing the

    thread title in their head to the tune of 'I want to break free', over and over, and over again?

    How about now?

    • I hate you

    • :(

    • Bastard

    • I've just spent ten minutes hating you

      God knows, I want to keep bees :(

    • OOoh I am now.

      But never fear! I have The Jesus Lizard to sort that out.

      And I want to...to keep bees.

      (to the chorus of Fly on the Wall)

  • To qualify this:

    I read a piece in the newspaper a few weeks ago about how good keeping bees was. It looked ace, and apparently urban honey is dead desireable because the pollution makes the honey taste great! I'd call it Old Ford Honey or St James' Honey after where it comes from, or Crazy Rob's Crazy Pollen Based Jellatinous Bee Spaff.

    ButI need £350. And I can't be bothered to save up. I'll pay you back in honey, or the profits from honey. And blow jobs

    • Though I imagine after one stings me I'll be like

      MOTHERFUCKERS FROM HELL and get the flamethrower up and get Geneva Convention on their asses

    • Blow jobs eh?

      Mmmm. Bee-stung lips.

      • £3 extra if you break a pus bubble

        as it counts as extra lube

    • if you try and sell urban honey

      I will do everything in my power to stop you.

    • Kept by bees

      in a glass case
      Next to Atlantis, rendered badly by my oil paints

  • I really want a bee-fur jacket.

    • i reckon it would feel all fbuzzy

  • if you weren't in london you massive lame

    I'd totally bee up for for this. Unlimited honey and your own fuzzy army to take on the haterz

    • I want to keep bees

      I want to keep bees
      I want to keep bees in a hive
      You're so self satisfied I don't need you
      I want to keep bees
      God knows, God knows I want to keep bees

  • I used to keep bees

    "true story that"

  • why on earth would you want to do that

  • my mum had this idea a few years ago

    unfortunately it actually came to fruition and now I have to endure endless bee conversation at dinner ALL THE TIME.

    the free honey's pretty sweet, though.

  • beads?!

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