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DISCLAIMER: This gig features new rules:

1) Tickets are priced at £4 before 9.30pm and then £8 thereafter. This is not a marketing ploy at all because if you do get caught short and end up having to pay £8, you'll be glad you did.

2) Any audience members found not clapping at all will be asked to leave the premises or face a £1 fine. Subsequent non-clappings will result in the doubling of this fine.

3) All audience members will enjoy themselves. Heavy petting shall be encouraged and petting booths will be available throughout the evening to be used at your convenience.

Thankyou for your kindness.

SO SO MODERN

In my humble opinion New Zealand is the best fucking continent on earth hands down and these guys are naturally one of the best bands around. With the oven glazed testicles of Foals around their necks their triumphant war cries of colour are what other bands think they have but after watching SO SO MODERN realise that they are but awkward midwives.

http://www.myspace.com/sosomodern

BEARDS

Beards I have only seen once but was immediately struck by how attracted I was to the guitarists nonchalant swagger and arse. Needless to say after he took off his alien suit to reveal a designer stubble I retreated back to Liverpool for a fortnight to mentally regroup.
It's a well known fact that Beards are the nations most loved support band and my how they support! Just listen and ingest.

http://www.myspace.com/beards2000