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i feel sick and nervous

im about to tell the girl ive pined over for ages that i like her... or at least try to and i think i probably might to a stan from southpark on her.



  • Goodluck

    .

  • go get her, jack!

    • Just be

      BREEZY.

      and CONFIDENT

      so you'll be FINE.

      And if she blows you out (oo-er) just say you have to go and meet some people down the pub now and ERASE THE WHOLE EPISODE from your mind.

      Bonne chance.

    • the thought of me doing this has made me even more nervous

      looking at myself in the mirror, saying 'you're a tiger!' then running out and sweeping her off her feet. oh god

      • Wear that tigerprint number

        I know you own, She won't resist!

        • i have a green and grey jumper on

          not got quite the same appeal has it?

          • Upon closer inspection

            It wasn't tigerprint. Y'know the thing I mean, all in one, falling-out-a-possibility ;)

            • oh that

              was my friends. awful awful look. my mate actually did pop out of it when he put it on.

  • are you pregnant?

  • aww

    good luck! i'm keeping my fingers crossed for you. are you going out with her tonight then, what will you be doing when you tell her?

    • no im going to meet her in a little bit

      and shes coming to mine to watch alan partridge then im going to have to tell her. i think we might go out tonight too, but its the end of term so ive chickened out for too long and need to tell her. oh god i hate myself.

      • playa alert

        hit her with the alan partridge and shes putty in your hands mayte.

        • ive got her into it!

          she didnt like it before now she thinks its great. therefore she is now an acceptable ladyfriend :D

      • Alan Partridge: A Romantic Tribute

        you know your Onions

  • Carpe Diem!!!!

    Gaun yersel, and all the best!

  • :D

    do it do it do it

  • if you are nervous

    have a nice big swig of vodka

  • I miss feeling like this

    If it goes well, it'll be amazing.

    If it goes badly, it'll be awful.

    Brilliant!

  • Emmi?

  • good luck mate

    when i did this in november i downed two bottles of pear kopperberg for a bit of dutch courage

    • ive not drunk for 2 weeks

      i can see me breaking that if she doesnt like me. did it work for you?

  • aww, good luck trying not to vom on her.

    i'm sure you'll be FINE. :)

  • DO NOT

    down two bottles of pear kopperberg for a bit of dutch courage.

    no, no, no.

  • bonne chance

    :DDD

  • omg

    let me know how it goes!

    • i will!

    • Surely you should be the one telling him

      Eh? Eh? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

  • I wish I fancied someone.

    I haven't fancied anyone for fucking ages.

    • oh god. i fancy everything.

      it's awful.

      • everything you say?

        • :-D

          haha. things are a lot simpler when there's no one to fancy...

  • good luck!

  • Good luck!

  • Good luck!!!

  • me too.

    I'm supposed to be meeting a girl for dinner, and am having sudden nervousnes :(

    • its horrible isnt it?

      i just want to curl into a ball and never talk to another human person again.

      • It's not as dramatic or nailbiting as yours

        we like each other, but sometimes i just freakout a little on the inside :(

        This may also have something to do with only eating biscuits today.

      • also good luck

        • thank you

          hope it works out good for you too. yeahi just ate a load of milkybars, didnt help much.

    • good luck!

      go get her

  • And DiS holds their collective breath for an update!

    Good luck :)

  • This happened yet?

    It's been 10 minutes.

  • Go on son, slip it in

  • MTFU

    • not only are you 40 minutes late

      that reply went out of fashion a long time ago.

      • any update?

        • shes here now!

          ill update with any relevant news when i get a chance

          THANKS EVERYONE!

          • lets all hope

            he's shut this page down as if she accepts, he'll soon be ditched after she realises he's been internet posting about it..

            • oh ravey

              id love to go out with you...wait, whats this?...

              • hah

                "okay shush now, i need to update the people on this website about how this is going."

          • ^^ this was his last post

            considering the time now, what odds do you think it went well and fucktherave got to, you know, "fuck the rave"

  • get really drunk

    it's bound to help

  • How did he manage to tell us she'd arrived?

    • ^ see:

      Lars And The Real Girl.

  • Good luck!

    :)

  • good luck!

    Hope it all goes super super well. Is this girl that you've been talking about for ages?

  • i hope it goes well

    but it's not the end of the world if it doesn't work out.

    The two girls I've really liked in my short life thus far have rejected me when i built up the courage to ask them out. Looking back now it has made me a lot stronger and a lot more confident with the opposite sex, strangely enough.

    I'm sure you'll be fine, you're a nice boy, i can't see why a girl would turn you down. unless she doesn't appreciate your fucking of the rave.

  • Good luck mate. If you need any tips

    don't ask me.

    • it's her that'll be getting the tip

      FNAR FNAR

  • Jeez, all this tension and I'm feeling nervous for you.

    Good luck!

  • NEED UPDATE SOON

    • although

      the sooner he comes back on here, the more of a chance that it wasn't all that succesful probably? so i retract the above statement.

  • I tried to do this, but with The Big Lebowski

    not Alan Partridge. We didn't actually watch the Big Lebowski as she was late. I still maintain it would have been more successful if we'd have watched it.

    • I once did this watching the Office

      We watched the entire 1st series before I got the balls to say anything. It went quite well though

      • i would have

        slept with you the moment i heard:

        'i don't give shitty jobs'

  • a guy i liked also introduced me to alan partridge

    and i made him watch 24 hour party people. if this situation is anything to go by, i would stick with alan partridge and then weep a bit because 24hrpp is so great, but move quietly past it.

  • Take some penny chews with you...

    ...it may takes the edge off. I suggest cola cubes and sherbert flying saucers.

  • actually

    this is a really bad idea. a neutral location would have been much better, being in yr house might make her a bit nervous

  • If this were the F365 forum...

    Rule 1, you numpty! <angry smiley with pitchfork> <dancing badger>

    • :D

    • <that wanking smiley>

    • dear lord

      i hope he remembered to crack wood before she came over, as it could be a deal breker later on.

  • .

    • ^ good point

      • Except since posting '.'

        I notice Maxster pointlessly made a new 70-reply thread about it, making this one almost obsolete, especially as that one had the inside track from wrightylew's mobile.

  • wow

    must've gone REALLY well.

  • BUUUUUUUUUUMP