i didn't have time to store all of that in the wank bank....
yeah m...
*abandon reply*
This is a pisstake... right?
^jealous
...a little
this is
brilliant.
I've had a shitty day at work
This is helping! :)
OH GOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS ONE
<3
I think I might just...cum....woahhhhh
I always thought Maxster would look more... Greek
Because he was always going on about living in Cyprus and then I was all LOL WUT maybe he lives in a place called Cyprus Hill and then I was all NO WAY, Cypress Hill is not a place and then I realised Cyprus is a place in London.
Madness.
are you insane in the membrane?
(deep voice)
"Insane in the braaaain"
i am so upset i never got to see that site
i wouldnt be
it was the internet version of one of those white dog poo's you see on the street.
I do not
Endorse this thread
hah
U love it MaX. pure sex innit
i hope
everyone else misread this as master.
Several times
Until you pointed it out.
"Maxi Pie Maxi Pie Maxi Pie"
Now, what would that be served with - chips, or mushy peas?
mice
Bit of a bellend though, right?
Pic of u as cpl plz
^ this
MAXSTER! MAXSTER!
Where's those dreams that I've been after?
wow
if anyone i was sleeping with made a fan site about me i would dump them so hard they would get whiplash.
:D
why?
because it's a really tacky thing to do!
i KNOW but still
grounds for divorce?
Maybe not divorce
but certainly domestic violence!
ha!
also LOL
i just clicked on the link to show reece and he said "is that claire roberts? ...or colin roberts?"
*deletes www.iloveclaireroberts.com*
What about celebrities who end up marrying the people who run their fan sites?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird.
This happens?
*runs off to register www.imtotallygayforthedrummerfromfoals.com*
some guy
from A1 ended up marrying a fan who found out where he lived and camped outside his house once. fucking weird.
It's not that weird, though
If I was in A1, I'd be pretty full of myself, and I'd want someone who worshipped me and told me how great I was all the time.
hahaha, ew.
one of my friend's cousins is Lee Ryan and she still gets his creepy stalkers trying to befriend her on facebook and emailing her.
lolsome.
didn't gary numan do this?
:)
o well! Dnt take life too seriously hunny. I bet u iz booooooring tehe
can't argue with that!
are you booooooring?
Noes
I is never boring:) life's great now that I know max! woot
I wasn't asking you.
Have you met him yet?
this suggests long distance
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/apps/photos/photo.jsp?photoID=6841425
The whole thing
suggests long-distance.
"I wanna be there too!!!!!!!! Next month. On ur lap YEP. Deal:)"
Dirty cow!
Grrrrrr, let me try it out sometime ja:)
"I think I might just...cum....woahhhhh"
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/apps/photos/photo.jsp?photoID=6841427
I hate this thread
How do i get someone 2 delete it?
Don't ask your girlfriend to start it.
;)
Ctrl + W
is that the shortcut
to wump?
you just closed my tab
dump your girlfriend
before she/... cums!!!!
EL OH EL!!!
:D
Helloooo
why delete such a beautiful thing!
Hey Maxster
has anyone ever told you that you look like the lead singer from Keane?
cold.
He has his own Asian backing singers
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/apps/photos/photo.jsp?photoID=6841137
What woman could resist?
a nice selection of scarfs too it would seem
*scarves
he's the new gwen stefani!
:D
Less Love-Angel-Baby-Music and more Loves-A-Big-Mac.
=D (ouch-centric)
I used to be a similar build, so I can't really comment.
gold.
Ja
so true
I love my Max as you can see!
This
is a good thread.
get it in the mailout-centric
good thinking
batman
i hope people
sensed the sarcasm in my earlier post.
Sarcasm on the internet?
NEVER!
If I get sacked for looking at sexymax
I'm going to hold you personally responsible
Surely worth it though?
Might as well go with a bang
I guess
...
Pure LOVE 0 Photos
:(
>
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/aboutme.htm
"Max is yummmmmmmmy nom nom nom"
it gets better
with the blog
Shame the guestbook doesn't work
i was hoping for guestbook fun
but you need an account :(
deserves a repost
Max is lovely
Max is cute
Max is sexeeeeeh
Max is HOT
Max has nice teeth!
Max has a nice ASS
Max melts Katrini's heart<3
Max has cute scarfs
Max has nice hands
Max has a sexy red nose
Max is a true CHARMER
Max has awesome music taste
Max has the most awesome humour XD
Max has nice clothes!!!
Max looks good in bed jajajaja
Max has lovely fluffy hair:D
Max has THE cutest smile ever, PROMISE!
Max has an awesome nice voiiiiiiiice eeeek
In other words............
...... MAX IS THE BEST
<3<3<3 :):):)
Max has
a real problem on his hands.
Max is
going to start finding his pets turned up on his doorstep stabbed or something in the near future.
it looks like
it's possible to post comments on it. I've refrained though - i wouldn't want to spoil something so beautiful
<3
Max has
my sympathies.
Max
is fucking someone else.
:O
My money's on
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/apps/photos/photo.jsp?photoID=6841137
he's trying to conceal them under his duvet.
http://www.freewebs.com/sexymax/apps/photos/photo.jsp?photoID=6841316
They've taken it
down! Does this mean they are history?
OH GOD NO
I hope not
i know
i didn't have time to store all of that in the wank bank....
yeah m...
*abandon reply*
This is a pisstake... right?
^jealous
...a little
this is
brilliant.
I've had a shitty day at work
This is helping! :)
OH GOD I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS ONE
<3
I think I might just...cum....woahhhhh
I always thought Maxster would look more... Greek
Because he was always going on about living in Cyprus and then I was all LOL WUT maybe he lives in a place called Cyprus Hill and then I was all NO WAY, Cypress Hill is not a place and then I realised Cyprus is a place in London.
Madness.
are you insane in the membrane?
(deep voice)
"Insane in the braaaain"
i am so upset i never got to see that site
i wouldnt be
it was the internet version of one of those white dog poo's you see on the street.