Two days ago I noticed my groin felt a bit sore if I touched it, then yesterday it felt a bit more sore. The pain seems to have all but disappeared now, but it still feels and looks a bit raised compared to the opposite groin.
My life consists of zero strenuous activity and I'm great at pooing. What's your medical opinion?
Looking in up on the internet will make it better
http://www.hernia.org/ tis the rules.
(Probably not, more likely a muscle strain, hernias are agony apparently)
so much lol.
Do you have a
HERNIA?
If you do, then this award-winning* web site will explain what hernias are, and the different ways they can be repaired.
...
"Tell your friends"
"hey guys, have you seen this AWESOME new hernia website? it's award-winning!"
YES!
when I was like 4 so I dont remember, sorry
^ Me too
It's a hernia
What if it doesn't hurt at all tomorrow though?
And what if I get a woman doctor? I might get an erection when she's fondling my inner thigh.
Then they're legally obliged to suck you off
My hernia didn't hurt at all - I only went to the doctor after my dad noticed my groin was swollen. DON'T ASK.
You can specify a doctor of you own gender
but the receptionist will think you've got VD.
No.
but when i was circumcised my mum told me to tell people at school that i'd had a hernia.
you can also...
get a hernia in your chest!! for all the pop pickers out there.
i had one and it hurt and was weird indeed, rather than your groin your lungs pop out past your diaphragm and you get a big lump on your torso of just basically lungs escaping the ribcage and pushing your body out.... i cacked myself.
scary stuff i tell thee!
so i would go to the doctor anyway, the groin is a no danger zone... make sure it's okay.
Hmmm.
Shooting Stars Hernia Hotline sketch sums it up.
^
youtube.com/watch?v=oizYpTckDZ8 - 58k
I went to the doctor with a lump in my lower stomach when I was about 11.
He said it was a hernia, and to come back if it got any bigger. Since that moment, I've grown a monumental beer belly to hide it.
I recommend this course of action. In your case, a monumental beer groin.
I'll show you a monumental beer groin