I was doing great 'till I got to the Child Molesters bit
Sports Fans?!?!?!?
SPORTS FANS?!?!?!?
What the HELL can u do?
O well I can take hardcore drugs n be okay, not pot or alcohol though, shame.
O and I can murder as well
but cant lie
i've got at least 11 on that list
I have 11 as well
:(
I'm a solid 13.
Haha Porn-Lovers
Those of you who watch porn on a casual basis are fine.
I'm fine.
I'm none of those things, proof:
Drunkards: I'm teetotal.
Liars: Honesty is the best policy.
Thieves: I'm an honest man, I've never stolen a damn thing.
Sports Fans: Sport r gay.
Blasphemers: Praise ALLAH!
Money-lovers: You can't love something you've never had right?
Pagans: People don't even know what this word means.
Homosexuals: I hate the cock.
Prostitutes: No one would be silly enough to pay me for the horizontal dance.
Witches: I don't even have a cat.
Atheists: 'mon the Jesus.
Gamblers: I'm a man of science.
Porn-lovers: Porn is degrading and offensive.
Whoremongers: I wish.
Child Molesters: I fucking hate kids.
Evolutionists: I ain't no monkey.
Pot Smokers: Drugs r gay.
Lesbians: There's no such thing as a lesbian.
Fornicators: That would imply I have sex.
Masturbators: I've never layed a finger on my wang.
Hypocrites: Oh the irony!
Psychics: Not on my watch.
Hurrah! I have a clean soul.
Does these mean I get past the pearly gates?
wait a second...
you think porn is degrading and offensive but you wish you were a whoremonger?
i would love it if it said
urban freewheelers and
armchair masturbators
I'm fucked
What is a whoremongerer?
i dont even know
they probably don't even know, i bet they just made it up
A pimp, I assume
or that
Bugger
thats the full collection then
Not really
Drunkards: Once or twice
Liars: I've never lied in my life. Oh fuck...
Thieves: I stole a pen from school at the age of 7. It still haunts me to this day.
Sports Fans: Is football a sport?
Blasphemers: Jesus fucking christ, god no.
Money-lovers: I'd love to fucking have some eh?
Pagans: Don't know what it means
Homosexuals: I love the cock.
Prostitutes: I met one in the pub once. I didn't buy her a drink
Witches: I've met a few. I even dated one
Atheists: I don't like to pigeonhole myself
Gamblers: I won £140 during the last world cup.
Porn-lovers: Er... No?
Whoremongers: Like a fish mongers .
Child Molesters: I fucking hate kids.
Evolutionists: Darwin. Shit happens, get over it.
Pot Smokers: NO. It fucks me up. I prefer crystal meth.
Lesbians: I wish.
Fornicators: Once or twice.
Masturbators: Once or twice.
Hypocrites: Aren't we all?
Psychics: Libra.
7 isn't too bad
I reckon I've still got a shot.
yeah so i'm definately going to hell
12
im a few of those
but im a caring person!
this isnt fair :(
why would we repent and go to jesus...
if we've already done half these things and we're going to hell anyways? hmmm.... although their fatal flaws lies in that hell doesn't exist for those external to their cult. only jesusmongers can go to hell.
I've committed about 12 of these so called offences.
I was doing great 'till I got to the Child Molesters bit
Sports Fans?!?!?!?
SPORTS FANS?!?!?!?
What the HELL can u do?
O well I can take hardcore drugs n be okay, not pot or alcohol though, shame.
O and I can murder as well
but cant lie
i've got at least 11 on that list
I have 11 as well
:(
I'm a solid 13.
Haha Porn-Lovers
Those of you who watch porn on a casual basis are fine.
I'm fine.
I'm none of those things, proof:
Drunkards: I'm teetotal.
Liars: Honesty is the best policy.
Thieves: I'm an honest man, I've never stolen a damn thing.
Sports Fans: Sport r gay.
Blasphemers: Praise ALLAH!
Money-lovers: You can't love something you've never had right?
Pagans: People don't even know what this word means.
Homosexuals: I hate the cock.
Prostitutes: No one would be silly enough to pay me for the horizontal dance.
Witches: I don't even have a cat.
Atheists: 'mon the Jesus.
Gamblers: I'm a man of science.
Porn-lovers: Porn is degrading and offensive.
Whoremongers: I wish.
Child Molesters: I fucking hate kids.
Evolutionists: I ain't no monkey.
Pot Smokers: Drugs r gay.
Lesbians: There's no such thing as a lesbian.
Fornicators: That would imply I have sex.
Masturbators: I've never layed a finger on my wang.
Hypocrites: Oh the irony!
Psychics: Not on my watch.
Hurrah! I have a clean soul.
Does these mean I get past the pearly gates?
wait a second...
you think porn is degrading and offensive but you wish you were a whoremonger?
i would love it if it said
urban freewheelers and
armchair masturbators
I'm fucked
What is a whoremongerer?
i dont even know
they probably don't even know, i bet they just made it up
A pimp, I assume
or that
Bugger
thats the full collection then
Not really
Drunkards: Once or twice
Liars: I've never lied in my life. Oh fuck...
Thieves: I stole a pen from school at the age of 7. It still haunts me to this day.
Sports Fans: Is football a sport?
Blasphemers: Jesus fucking christ, god no.
Money-lovers: I'd love to fucking have some eh?
Pagans: Don't know what it means
Homosexuals: I love the cock.
Prostitutes: I met one in the pub once. I didn't buy her a drink
Witches: I've met a few. I even dated one
Atheists: I don't like to pigeonhole myself
Gamblers: I won £140 during the last world cup.
Porn-lovers: Er... No?
Whoremongers: Like a fish mongers .
Child Molesters: I fucking hate kids.
Evolutionists: Darwin. Shit happens, get over it.
Pot Smokers: NO. It fucks me up. I prefer crystal meth.
Lesbians: I wish.
Fornicators: Once or twice.
Masturbators: Once or twice.
Hypocrites: Aren't we all?
Psychics: Libra.
7 isn't too bad
I reckon I've still got a shot.
yeah so i'm definately going to hell
12
im a few of those
but im a caring person!
this isnt fair :(
why would we repent and go to jesus...
if we've already done half these things and we're going to hell anyways? hmmm.... although their fatal flaws lies in that hell doesn't exist for those external to their cult. only jesusmongers can go to hell.
I've committed about 12 of these so called offences.
"Sport fans", What the hell?
The Hell
is the place you are going, you fucking heathen
seven out of twenty-two
not bad for a 15 year-old.