for my one-man lo-fi noisy electric organ-based crappy pop songs project so I can have something to put as my name for the limited-edition split cassette single I'm going to be doing with Jam On Bread.
I liked the name 'Girl AIDS' but people (mostly, it was to be said, women pffft) have said that its either shit and/or offensive so, to that end: help me think of something good. I can usually come up with lots of band names but none seem quite right for this. Er... yeah.
Bring Back Borstal
Music For One
?
Rapehorse
I'm actually quite proud of this one.
You should be
Horse Borne Horse
err nah haha
Got it!
Call yourself 'Sigil Rad'.
It's an anagram of 'Girl Aids' but it won't offend. And it sounds pretty cool. There.
Sigil too!
Planescape:Torment reference!
Omgz!
Sigil = Rad would be both a Planescape:Torment and a Pavement reference.
there you are then
what do I win?
I dunno, I quite like Mega Ghost now...
that actually sounds like a band name. Or 'Dorktronics' (that sounds more like a genre name though).
But I will now almost definitely write a song called Sigil = Rad.
I suppose that's some consolation
I'm considering calling my lo-fi one man and his guitar effort 'roofscape' cos I like the word. Anyone want to shoot this down in flames for me? ta.
Rutger Hauer
Splish Splash
Shower Scene
Get Squirrely
Pokemon Gangbang
Dorktronics
Mega Ghost
Alligator Waltz
(These are all song names that are on my ipod, but good suggestions methinks).
Mega Ghost
That's a good one haha!
Professional Wanker.
:O
!
Oh My!
Barrymore Pool Party
Barry Fry
approve of Barry Fry
The Man is a cunt though
Esteemed Organ
Cockle Crisis?
.
Phake Phish Phingers
The Pregnancy Test
.
~She pranged me~
Rhino Rye roo rate me
The Boy That You Saw In The Heart Store
or ClunckleWeezle
or Lost Without A ChoonMap
"The Boy That You Saw In The Heart Store"
:D
I am tempted to call myself that now.
Days Like Television
AIDS Face
Twat Faced Larry
Happy Cancer Scare
Filthy Whore
Yer ma's yer da' with a wig on
So it isnae Ma's cock I've been chuggin oan all these years after all?
Just go with
"Tomm from Manchester"
Mommy Sees Helmet Lawn
(anagram of Tom Whyman Meles Meles)
Just..
Helmet Lawn is pretty cool.
Helmüt Lawn
New German pop sensation.
Yes.
Definitely.
Paedophilic Tendencies
Starving Rape Child
Diseased And Bereaved
Hanging Peter Stringfellow
scrot and the sad sacs
Squirmin' Herman the German
Organ Spaff Off?
with or without the ?question mark?
?QuestionMark?
I quite like that I dunno why?
Revolutionary Nihilist
Totally Radical Batman
Curved
School Fire
Tranquil Lobotomy
Castro Daire
Type 63
Niimi Domain
List of Argentine universities
House of Peoples of Bosnia and Herzegovina
João Ferreira de Almeida
Roosevelt Franklin
NWA World Tag Team Championship
totally radical batman is awesome!
.
Barry The Necrophile
Climax Mountain
HungryDog
Cash Cash Ram Raid
Twank
Mike's Dad is a Whore
Clunge Pirate
King King
This is all just mental vomit. Good fun though.
Mental Vomit.
The Gang Rape Gang
you see it's clever because it implies you're a gang of gang rapists
It's a tad worrying how often 'rape' crops up in these things
but anyway... I'd like to call a band 'RapeHatch' after the ground floor window my mate insisted on leaving open in Summer and which was universally known as 'the rape hatch'.
Gashwrecker
Flangeburner
Meles Furtado
Meles Clarkson
Wow the Women!
[Scare the Men]
call yourself 'Radiohead'
you'll get sued and told to cease after a while but until the fans work it out you'll sell out wherever you play. Hit and run cash scam. Which, in itself, would be a good name.
Radiohead Jr
Radiohead 1979
Jam Jar Cacophony
Bean Squeeler
Bean Squeeler is my fav I think
bumquatsch
is the name of my 'band'
Jalal Hosseini
Creston, Washington
Cursor
Vargas Guerra District
Archos Gmini series
West Bottoms
Melesvision in South Africa
Regular function
...
"Blank side"
Waggle My Organ
Ham'n'Organ
Electronoiseorgan
MelesMeles and his magic freak box
Nunmachine
robert downey jr?
!
Patrick Fitzmurphy and Murphey Fitzpatrick
*ignore that random e*
'ignore that random e'
best band name suggested thus far.
Mohammed and the Infidels
Tom Whyman and his Torn Hymen
^^^^^^^^^
plz.
Honestly?
Its on the shortlist.
guitar hero III
Papa and the New Guineas
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES
somethign to do with medicine
Squids Of Exeter
Fat Calves
My Soggy Nest
Taped Off The Learning Zone
...And There Goes My Turn
Spherical Pubes
Chris Farley's Liver
JJ73
The Pigfucker's Van
call yourself
'oh sod, I just can't bring myself to listen to this shit anymore'. And INSIST that your fans use the full name at all times. Should cause some awesome hilarity.
Fan: do you have the new album by 'oh sod, I just can't bring myself to listen to this shit anymore'
HMV assistant: whut?
Organ=Penis
One of these:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3391788
todd and albatross
Deanthehahahahahajollypoodildopostman
TOTAL COLOSTOMY
zachary proudfoot
the sphincter
BLACK GIRLS
was what i wanted to call my band before i'd heard black kids :(((((((
ATTEMPTED MOUSTACHE
^
Silly Tickets
Fresh Placenta
STOP REPLYING TO MY POST
GGRRRRRR
Anorexic Girls
i've got a headache
im not creative
Goat Wedder
They Went Insane And Swam To The Arctic To Become Eskimos
PHAZE
PHIVE
Cuntfisher
Aidsmongrel
Twatman Scoop
Herro Mr Wok
Analaddiction
Above A Wave Of Asian Babies
It's a win, win.
Deicide (act of killing a god)
Zebrorse
The Trial
Plughappy
Spicate (having spikes)
Odinga (surname of the Kenyan prime minister)
I was seriously leaning towards
'Tom Whyman & His Torn Hymen' for a while, but ultimately, I just ended up using a name I've had for various non-projects for a while:
http://www.myspace.com/illithids
Tell me what you think, YEH?
(oh and there's a song now called Sigil=Rad too)
I don't like it :(
It makes me feel like I have a lisp.
The name or the music?