She never puts the toilet lid down. No matter how many times i tell her she forgot, she never remembers!! It annoys me sooo much! I hate the lid being up! It's the thing that gets to me the most even when i put a post-it on it last night, she could NOT remember! I mean, fucking hell! she put the post-it in the bin, used the toilet and still forgot!! ARGH, it drives me insane.
The reason, you wanna know the reason eh? Well i'll fucking tell you why it annoys me so....twice this year (whilst my sis was still living in Canada) i have dropped my toothpaste and it landed on the toilet, luckily for me I close the lid, therefore the toilet is always closed, she returns and I am so afraid of this happening again and the lid is always up.....i just don't know what to do.

you cleaned your teeth with
bog-water-paste?
ewwww
no if you look back
i said it landed on the toilet when the lid was down, hasnt happened yet with the seat up, but im scared it will.
god i thought she was an alcoholic or something for a moment.
relax! my flatmates never clean the bathroom, that's far worse.
cracking stuff, chris
You're right! Your sister has got a serious problem.
She's got a gaylord knob with OCD for a brother.
now now
how now brown cow
I was only kidding.
When i first read this i had visions of your sister constantly leaving the toilet seat up and pissing whilst standing up.
Can't you just be thankful that she's not doing that?
I always put it down
to stop minuscule bits of piss spraying up when I flush, but then you have to touch the seat kinda to get it back up. It's a lose-lose situation.
^This
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But my housemates just don't seem to get it. Then again, I haven't bothered telling all of them...
A week til my housemate moves out :D Par-tay
she's just doing it to annoy you
and it looks like it's working!
it's what you do
when you're a sister.
exactly
i dont show her my anger
she's still winning
I HATE THIS
I saw a TV show once in which it transpired that when you flush the toilet, MICROBES GO ALL OVER YOUR BATHROOM.
CLOSE THE FUCKING TOILET LID
that is all.
WHAT A SERIOUS PROBLEM SHE HAS, INDEED!!!
I never do that.
Unless I've done a really big sh *abandon reply*
EPIC
PROBLEM
This epic problem's
not a problem for me
And inside I know I'm broken,
but I'm working as far as you can see.
yeah
HER BROTHER!
LOLOLOL. Oh, me.
aaaand
someone already made that joke. Disaster.