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My sister has a serious problem

She never puts the toilet lid down. No matter how many times i tell her she forgot, she never remembers!! It annoys me sooo much! I hate the lid being up! It's the thing that gets to me the most even when i put a post-it on it last night, she could NOT remember! I mean, fucking hell! she put the post-it in the bin, used the toilet and still forgot!! ARGH, it drives me insane.

The reason, you wanna know the reason eh? Well i'll fucking tell you why it annoys me so....twice this year (whilst my sis was still living in Canada) i have dropped my toothpaste and it landed on the toilet, luckily for me I close the lid, therefore the toilet is always closed, she returns and I am so afraid of this happening again and the lid is always up.....i just don't know what to do.



  • you cleaned your teeth with

    bog-water-paste?

    ewwww

    • no if you look back

      i said it landed on the toilet when the lid was down, hasnt happened yet with the seat up, but im scared it will.

  • god i thought she was an alcoholic or something for a moment.

    relax! my flatmates never clean the bathroom, that's far worse.

  • cracking stuff, chris

    • You're right! Your sister has got a serious problem.

      She's got a gaylord knob with OCD for a brother.

      • now now

        • how now brown cow

        • I was only kidding.

          When i first read this i had visions of your sister constantly leaving the toilet seat up and pissing whilst standing up.

          Can't you just be thankful that she's not doing that?

  • I always put it down

    to stop minuscule bits of piss spraying up when I flush, but then you have to touch the seat kinda to get it back up. It's a lose-lose situation.

    • ^This

      x173758573837585768589473728294856967928171737586979584383

      But my housemates just don't seem to get it. Then again, I haven't bothered telling all of them...

      A week til my housemate moves out :D Par-tay

  • she's just doing it to annoy you

    and it looks like it's working!

  • I HATE THIS

    I saw a TV show once in which it transpired that when you flush the toilet, MICROBES GO ALL OVER YOUR BATHROOM.

  • WHAT A SERIOUS PROBLEM SHE HAS, INDEED!!!

  • I never do that.

    Unless I've done a really big sh *abandon reply*

  • EPIC

    PROBLEM

    • This epic problem's

      not a problem for me

      • And inside I know I'm broken,

        but I'm working as far as you can see.

  • yeah

    HER BROTHER!

    LOLOLOL. Oh, me.

    • aaaand

      someone already made that joke. Disaster.