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  • you been resting ya head on some scales again

  • Is this Rob Bloomfield's side project?

    • you just beat me to

      "is this the new Liars record"?

  • Worst Morrissey b-side ever

  • Go on then

    ...

    • ok...

      limp - 3.5"
      hard - 7.3"

      circumference when hard - 4.8"

      weight of testicles - 0.67kg
      weight of testicles and penis - 1.02kg

      • ...fantastic

        ...

      • Are these in inches

        or Pitchfork ratings?

        • pitchfork gave my cock 8.3

          ryan screiber loved the way it felt inside his asshole

  • I'm quite curious to know

    how you manage to weigh them precisely without cutting them...

  • anyone want to know how many fingers?

    • Wait til I send Tony over

      and then I'll guess zero

  • gash

  • NO

    keep it to yourself

  • MY COCK AND BALLS!;

    limp - 2.9"
    hard - 6.2"

    circumference when hard - 3.7"

    dunno about weight, but they feel pretty hefty!

    you hairy meat mannequin?