having just spent the evening with my dad and his bourgeoise, permatanned, pinkshirted, Porsche driving buddies, i can safely say that women LOVE fucking douchebags. And when i say "women" i mean "crazily beautiful 20 year olds who are actually quite intelligent but still love middle aged douchebags who play squash and have amazing apartments in the city centre with pin sharp HD tvs and numerous bottles of quality rose"
it kind of makes me want to stop being such a poor ass douchebag
also, mad props to the Man U fan who gave me the knuckles after my epic knee drumming to RATM on the way home. To be fair, i was killing it
i don't
but then i don't fit into that category of girl.
you're hot
wanna marry me?
sorry, taken.
but if it's any consolation my boyfriend is unemployed right now...
i see where you're coming from though, it's mainly rahs who're like that in all fairness. they're shallow and boring, you want a nice girl!
i'm totally employed
in fact i have a meeting tomorrow. A MOTHERFUCKING MEETING FERCHRISSSAKES. Lets marry
basically, i'd take a rah. i'd take anything which wasn't too horrendous to look at (although i can handle "a bit horrendous")
i dont understand
surely you would be just as unhappy settling for someone you didnt really like?
^
DEEEEEEP
seriously, that's way deep
in other news, i'd take a woman who wouldn't laugh at my hideous visage and would listen intently when i talked about the rhythmic dexterity of Kool G Rap and would watch me fretwank to Purple Rain for several hours every night and would make me cups of tea when i asked nicely and would occasionally perform sexual acts on me and would sometimes leave me alone
any takers?
If you find this girl and she has a friend or twin, let me know
i wanna
hear more about the Knee-Drumming
Bonham vs Cobham in a naked streetfight to the death
with added de la Rocha
I was listening to Om on the way to Finsbury Park
today.
Walking up the street with my iPod on loud, and it's playing 'Unified Knowledge of the Godhead' back loud through my Shure e2c headphones, and I stop of in a Kurdish shop to buy a Twirl by Cadburys and the shopkeeper is wearing his usual red and green plaid and he says 'alright boss, how is your mother?' as usual, and, as usual, I wonder if he is fucking her and I don't care and I leave the shop fast and continue walking to the overground station, where the train is two minutes late.
I am playing the ride bell with my right arm which is flaying, perhaps, one half-foot to the right of me, and hitting the splash with my right arm which I have mapped about one foot left and one half-foot up. I have the snare directly infront of me, using my left hand, which doubles as the kick. I signal the kick motion with my left arm's elbow which thrusts downwards, and hits a distinct point, no follow through, and I get all the way to Finsbury Park before the tune ends and as I walk out of the station the iPod chooses a nice instrumental track by dntel, which I quickly skip, and it chooses an AFX track from Anarlord 1-11, which I continue to drum alongside, more frantically, and using fill sounds I hadn't previously mapped to my arms, perhaps using my mouth for open AND closed hi-hats, anyway, I see a girl wearing H&M, and she looks nice, cheap, and hardbody.
Fake drumming is cool.
<3
:D
Kill me now
^ jaded
Ja-ja-JADED!
What of it?
:D
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705LEH3j2g0
Okay
Now I'm just watching Aerosmith videos on YouTube.
glad to be of service.
I have an exam on Friday :'(
Now I'm listening to Billy Talent
(})
REVISE
Too late now!
I'll do it tomorrow. Between getting up at 4 and going out at 9.
this reminded me of Less Than Zero
fenton used the word 'hardbody'
yeh
i was adding to the Brett-effect, yo.
i want to marry him
i've met him
he was a nice guy.
I'm the closest you can get though.
I think you're wrong with this
cos im a MASSIVE douchebag and yet still the girls hate me
well im about as far from a douchebag as you can get
and the chicks dig my ass
they mine your bumhole?!
FOR GOLD
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
?
im sorry to say
that i think over 80% of women fall into this category *ducks*. Im serious thou, power and ego are part of a mans appeal to the majority of women and they confuse loving who a person is with loving what a person is.
honest opinion. Im sure people will dissagree strongly thou.
^ definition if chauvinist
ok i googled that word soo
now i can say i dont hate women im just aware that good ones (non douches) are rare in my humble opinion.
80% of women are ducks?
Thats quackers!
yeah they only come for the bread then fuck off again
.
which would be less annoying
if they wernt so preachy about love in the first place.
put ur focus where ur mouth is! hehehe
nope
he's right. maybe not 80% but still.
I think in general, its a lot easier to be in love with being in love than it is to actully find love.
And that prob goes for some guys as well as girls.
But i do sympathise here. Probably cos im a no hoper.
tv has taught me women respond to intimidation and bullying
thats the best way to get them interested i hear. like hairpulling, late night threats etc