My friend had a one-night stand recently with a man that dried his balls post-shower with a HAIRDRYER.
He squatted on the floor of the bathroom in full view (it was a 'studio flat') of the sofa and used a hairdryer to dry erm, them. A few minutes earlier she had asked him how come he had so many high-end hair products AND a hairdryer (a 'new man' obvs) and he said he used the hairdryer to prevent fungal infections between his toes.
She's not thinking of meeting up again.
It's not normal, is it? Is it?
its not normal at all
AT ALL
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no, no no no no.
that could hurt.
That bitch
she said she'd call.
It's not even normal for a man to use a hairdryer on his head
I HAVE VERY THICK HAIR
IT IS A NECESSITY
rubbish
did you really think there was a chance that this was normal?
reassuranceis what keeps the site going.
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Mwahahaha. Brilliant.
wouldn't that damage the spermies?
i bet he's proper infertile. nutjob. haha get it, NUTjob. that wasn't even intentional.
I saw a man at ATP
using straightening tongs on his (head) hair the big ponce
its the 2000's grandad
Yes
I mean, no
Look on the bright side
at least the hairdryer is killing all his sperm on a regular basis and he's never going to be given the chance for his weird ball-drying habits to breed and infect or normal, damp-balled gene pool.
How did they come about in the first place then?
EH? I own you on all things pseudoscience.
Did you know I am having a "Pseudoscience" section as part of my nerdzine?
Only it's not a regular section, just an occasional section whenever there is pseudoscience writing to be had to go in. Like with all the sections. Doomed to fail? NON.
This isn't a PM, Alex.
ball drying is a recessive allele
like cystic fibrosis.
<333
so what's the deal with you and meles meles?
LOL.
Haha
i don't get it
alley and meles
up a tree
T-Y-P-I-N-G!
oh, i thought it was meant to be speicifically about
alleles, or my enthusiasm at millionaire's pseudoscience or something
specifically*
christ.
Don't worry your sweet little head about it
darling.
More creepy old man-y than joke boyfriend-y?
Yer I think so.
no, i read it as being in a boyfriend-y tone
but now i see the creepy old man angle. :\
Hi, cjn I get involved here?
i love gumbo
go on then
gumbo?
Isn't that american stew?
CAJUN stew.
It's alright, alley. I laughed.
mwah
And I thought you were DiS's #2 Americanophile, lemon.
what's actually the proper word for this?
because somehow i doubt it's "americanophile"
Alley's Crush?
i'd be all over guntrip then
He's adorable
I would. He looks like Lou Barlow.
I thought everyone did this.
We're a dying breed
*drying
:D
Joe 'Hot Cock' Mahon.
AHOY SKIPPER!
Ken Hom's suing my ass off.
I always knew I'd find the occasion that was right for this picture
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v79/181/71/504790366/n504790366_459454_8160.jpg
:{D
Nightmare Before Christmas, yes?
nah, that was at ATP vs the Fans
You'd remember if I'd had a daft 'stash at NBC.
I meant are you coming to NBC, douchebag?
wrong username
Seriously, it didn't cross my mind that you were asking that question, because y'know... it's a stupid question. I'm so much there I think part of me is already at Taunton station scowling at a bus driver.
Awesome.
I'm back in London in a few weeks. Going to get me to that Rolo/Dananana double header, will you be there?
Possibly
although that's my grandfather's 80th birthday, so I have a feeling the clan celebrations will go on long into the night. I might see if I can slip away.
ah well, I'm in London all next year
So no fear.
Also, you never mentioned your old man was a white supremacist?
(in the spirit of this thread, I had to)
Did she say what he was like?
I can't imagine a normal person drying their bollocks like that.
apparently, he was slightly autie
Would go into dull, extensive detail about unnecessary things. Pedant.
Maybe it makes sense that he would try to prevent 'infections'.
But do people EVEN get fungal infections in that area?
Yeah
I need to pop down Boots to get something for this athlete's bollock I've got.
Don't ask me where I got it from
Suffice to say Duane Chambers is in a lot of pain right now.
Which athlete? Fatima Whitbread?
i sense a yeast pun somewhere
it's a fair question
surely the type of man with a massive array of hair products and who dries his balls with a hairdryer would be fairly obviously someone to be avoided
its far far more disturbing than anything I posted yesterday
imho
That's disgusting.
1. He's a tart, hence your friend was a one night stand, and he has so many expensive hair products.
2. Due to the fact that he's such a tart, he's suffered some minging downstairs infections in the past, probably including some fungal ones - he's probably ultra paranoid that his bits may smell "damp" too. Due to his being such a tart.
LOLOL. :D
can balls smell damp?
My balls can't smell anything at the moment.
thats because of the overpowering scent of cheese.
There's being clean
then there's just being plain obsessive. I'd steer clear, he's far too open at such an early stage of knowing each other. God knows what else he might reveal as you get to know each other?!
He uses a hairdryer during sex?
He hoovers mid-foreplay?
He got his knob stuck in the fridge?
He pretends he's a washing machine and spins his girlfriends round and round for an hour at 40 degrees?
The last bit
reminds me of that dawrf thread.
I'm in fucking tears man.
40 degress not hot enuf bam bam
defo 90 for the good luuuurvin.
'it's getting hot in here
take off all your clothes
(check the washing instructions first)'
That's just weird!
like, ho w weird?
Kooky weird or on a sliding scale of insanity?
I mean, don't we all have some strange habits?
Not in front of girls I've just slept with I don't.
and other times?
I'd rather not say.
Suffice to say I keep some warmed nutrigrain bars by my bed at all times.
Nutrigrain bars!?
if you'd said scotch eggs or pepperami I'd have believed you!
It's all a cover up! I'm sorry!
I'm balls-deep in a pork pie as we speak!
Melting Mowbray?
Doesn't work.
Nice try though!
I was trying to think of something around Pork Farms.
You always were the classiest one of the group.
Spunky, they're not for EATING...
oh,,,
*shudder*
*shudder thunk a bit harder*
YOU IDIOT.
*shudder wudda cudda*
If Snoop were a farmer, his fake language would look like that.
shudder wudder cudder
was the last thing on his mind.
If Snoop were a farmer, his fake language would look like that
SOMETHING ABOUT A RED HOUSE
i shudder to think
I know, it's just not Rite (s of Spring).
warm?
gaross
Roland Gaross?
New balls, please.
I think the temperature is the least concerning thing!
i thought they were for eating
now that i know the truth, i would think they should be warm
Not like that though, its plain odd.
No, like compulsive obsessive weird.
In five year's time he'll be a serial killer.
errrm
no. its very odd.
*hides hairdryer
can I add
She started laughing at him, in disbelief. As in 'You're a bit weird, but erm, is this supposed to be funny?'
He gave her an odd look and then carried on drying his balls, with a dreamy, distracted expression on his face.