where Les Dennis appears and all hell breaks loose, Julie the recetionist with a tic comes on to Les, Chris the bouncer legs it going; " I will do"
and Kinky John has a nervous breakdown.
the bit with the farmer 'lads' that help them standing around in a field, and when you look closely before they come over they're just taking in turns to kick each other up the arse in a field
The Graham Lister scene with the salmon pipe from the North Sea.
"You damn fool Reeves. The salmon will get caught in the pipe. The salmon will die. You a damn fool."
Judith Grant on Novelty Island. "She pulls down her trousers, farts into a goblet then clobbers plumber to death with it."
Mulligan and O Hare do Maya featuring the Tamperer "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, NAH" And the look on Bob's face and both their man tits in tight jumpers!
Pull up to a petrol station, Vic tries to put the petrol in but struggles. Then a car full of monkeys come along. It is the most pointless and therefore best sketch of comedy all-times.
It is on youtube but I can't track it down right now.
Masterchef
Seconded Masterchef
Monsieur Papin et Le Corbussier
The cookery one ("LOOK AT ME ROLL MY EYES", "GAS COOKER!")
The Michael Winner interview with The Stotts :D
Oh, and
"Now that I am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised"
That Michael Winner interview
has my crying with laughter every time.
^this^
and also, the George Michael appearance on Stars In Their Eyes.
:D
^ that one, definitely.
Noel Edmonds!
Without a doubt this!
It makes me cry with laughter every time
HOT DOGS FOR SALE
WHERE? WHERE?
STOTTS
The Club Sitcom/Whatever
segment they did is one of the most underrated televsion performances ever.
kinky john is just too funny...
part one of six is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewYiOYxDAQA
the rest follow
the club
where Les Dennis appears and all hell breaks loose, Julie the recetionist with a tic comes on to Les, Chris the bouncer legs it going; " I will do"
and Kinky John has a nervous breakdown.
With the
boy band 'Mandate'. Great name for a boy band.
Coxy and Evans
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_7isOlKnCag
http://youtube.com/watch?v=imOt19j8K4U
The Club was good as well
...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6T8FGN0lNLs&feature=related
not got YouTube at work
but: Tom Fun and his mate having fun in a back alley digging up cobbles and dancing with a cardboard cutout of Bryan Adams.
"passing my morning wine"
"morning toffee"
The Stotts
when vic cracks up pretty much every week, especially in the paul mckenna one
Cottage Cheese, cottage cheese
The only cheese guaranteed to please
It's not a cheese more a residue
But a residue that's good for you
VOODOO!
LOVEJOY
Masterchef and also the Noel Edmonds one
'I look slightly different' etc etc
and the Mulligan and O'Hare sketch when they go experimental
how can anyone think dross like Peep Show is better than this???
Yep!
"Shitty shotty!"
John Lovejoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrunPV6P1g
"What a delightful name for apple theft".
Slade on holiday
'Thank you cup-a-soup'
The wine tasting one,
where they pour wine on the table and note the colour ('brown').
I can't remember any others. :(
My Rose has left me
can't you see
she's gone to Kenya
with a man from Allied Carpets
Gerard Depardieu
I am me.
And you are you.
And you are I.
And I am too.
But, somebody obscures my view of you.
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu.
She wasn't immunised
AND THAT'S A LEGAL REQUIRMENT!
She's increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearth rug
Food and drink
I used to love everything off the 'Smell' series
maybe a bit too much.
But going back to them now, I think my favourite scene ever is Ship's Engine.
/car pulls past.
/car reverses back into view, with Vic's leering face.
"I'm having that."
"Is he sure he wants it?"
"He's going to put it in the attic. With the other.. things."
absolutely incredible.
the bit with the farmer 'lads' that help them standing around in a field, and when you look closely before they come over they're just taking in turns to kick each other up the arse in a field
"Lads. Lads."
"He definitely wants it."
They walk away in a line through the field; they turn, wave, and fade away.
Man, we've said most ot, but hell:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyK5CdZCaaE
Lucky Carpet
Sorry. I'm just going to reply to this incessantly.
The Graham Lister scene with the salmon pipe from the North Sea.
"You damn fool Reeves. The salmon will get caught in the pipe. The salmon will die. You a damn fool."
Judith Grant on Novelty Island. "She pulls down her trousers, farts into a goblet then clobbers plumber to death with it."
Morrissey the consumer monkey. Hiya love!
FOUND IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN_WqPnapjk&feature=related
Spin spin spin the wheel of justice,
see how fast the bastard turns.
Ohhh Mr Songwriter, write me a so-o-ong, on your trumpet. Make it a good song, so that all the children of the world can sing along.
Ohhh Mr Painter, do us a pi-icture, with your brush. Make it a good one, so that all the children of the world can have a look.
the one where
Mulligan and O Hare do Maya featuring the Tamperer "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, NAH" And the look on Bob's face and both their man tits in tight jumpers!
There's one where Vic & Bob
Pull up to a petrol station, Vic tries to put the petrol in but struggles. Then a car full of monkeys come along. It is the most pointless and therefore best sketch of comedy all-times.
It is on youtube but I can't track it down right now.
Found it!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Csrx6cKslNc
at the moment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pm0ziZ-DzY
if only for the chris bell falling down the hill scene. amazing.
Oh shit.
Should have looked before I posted innit?
DOES THIS MEAN I ATE A PAIR OF TROUSERS IN YOUR RESTAURANT LAST WEEK?
Not my favourite, but countryfile:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pm0ziZ-DzY
"It's an eeeeye"
Also the best John Craven ever.
join me next week, when i reckon i'll get that off
TITTYBISCUITS
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