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by doctornovocalcords

Please let them back on the TV. Here is one of mine:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Rc5dNDB2M

doctornovocalcords | 21 May '08, 16:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Masterchef


Seconded Masterchef

Monsieur Papin et Le Corbussier

The cookery one ("LOOK AT ME ROLL MY EYES", "GAS COOKER!")

The Michael Winner interview with The Stotts :D


Oh, and

"Now that I am gone, who will take my precious monkeys to be baptised"


That Michael Winner interview

has my crying with laughter every time.


^this^

and also, the George Michael appearance on Stars In Their Eyes.


:D


Noel Edmonds!


Without a doubt this!

It makes me cry with laughter every time


STOTTS


The Club Sitcom/Whatever

segment they did is one of the most underrated televsion performances ever.

kinky john is just too funny...


the club

where Les Dennis appears and all hell breaks loose, Julie the recetionist with a tic comes on to Les, Chris the bouncer legs it going; " I will do"
and Kinky John has a nervous breakdown.


With the

boy band 'Mandate'. Great name for a boy band.


not got YouTube at work

but: Tom Fun and his mate having fun in a back alley digging up cobbles and dancing with a cardboard cutout of Bryan Adams.


The Stotts

when vic cracks up pretty much every week, especially in the paul mckenna one


Cottage Cheese, cottage cheese

The only cheese guaranteed to please
It's not a cheese more a residue
But a residue that's good for you

VOODOO!


LOVEJOY


Masterchef and also the Noel Edmonds one

'I look slightly different' etc etc


and the Mulligan and O'Hare sketch when they go experimental

how can anyone think dross like Peep Show is better than this???


Yep!

"Shitty shotty!"


John Lovejoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyrunPV6P1g
"What a delightful name for apple theft".


Slade on holiday

'Thank you cup-a-soup'


The wine tasting one,

where they pour wine on the table and note the colour ('brown').

I can't remember any others. :(


My Rose has left me

can't you see
she's gone to Kenya
with a man from Allied Carpets


Gerard Depardieu

I am me.
And you are you.
And you are I.
And I am too.
But, somebody obscures my view of you.
Really, who?
Gérard Depardieu.


She wasn't immunised

AND THAT'S A LEGAL REQUIRMENT!
She's increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearth rug


I used to love everything off the 'Smell' series

maybe a bit too much.

But going back to them now, I think my favourite scene ever is Ship's Engine.

/car pulls past.

/car reverses back into view, with Vic's leering face.

"I'm having that."

"Is he sure he wants it?"

"He's going to put it in the attic. With the other.. things."


absolutely incredible.

the bit with the farmer 'lads' that help them standing around in a field, and when you look closely before they come over they're just taking in turns to kick each other up the arse in a field


"Lads. Lads."

"He definitely wants it."

They walk away in a line through the field; they turn, wave, and fade away.


Sorry. I'm just going to reply to this incessantly.

The Graham Lister scene with the salmon pipe from the North Sea.
"You damn fool Reeves. The salmon will get caught in the pipe. The salmon will die. You a damn fool."

Judith Grant on Novelty Island. "She pulls down her trousers, farts into a goblet then clobbers plumber to death with it."

Morrissey the consumer monkey. Hiya love!


Spin spin spin the wheel of justice,

see how fast the bastard turns.

Ohhh Mr Songwriter, write me a so-o-ong, on your trumpet. Make it a good song, so that all the children of the world can sing along.

Ohhh Mr Painter, do us a pi-icture, with your brush. Make it a good one, so that all the children of the world can have a look.


the one where

Mulligan and O Hare do Maya featuring the Tamperer "What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her, NAH" And the look on Bob's face and both their man tits in tight jumpers!


There's one where Vic & Bob

Pull up to a petrol station, Vic tries to put the petrol in but struggles. Then a car full of monkeys come along. It is the most pointless and therefore best sketch of comedy all-times.

It is on youtube but I can't track it down right now.


at the moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pm0ziZ-DzY

if only for the chris bell falling down the hill scene. amazing.


Oh shit.

Should have looked before I posted innit?