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has your mum ever....

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by rancidmeatmannequin

caught you masturbating over her in the shower?

rancidmeatmannequin | 21 May '08, 16:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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she didn;t notice, I live in a hard water area.


:@

SHUT UP


my mum doesn't mind

as long as I don't make a mess she's pretty cool about it, she's a total minger though I really could do a hell of a lot better


Now come on now

I've already sent you a PM regarding your behaviour. If you don't want another one, I seriously suggest you stop. Now.


hehe

im amonster. AMONSTER!


nah

i was gonna say "No? You must be real good at it then"


no


wahey!

my hero


yeah

living in a different country helps


yet you decide to post a reply on them

thus keeping the thread alive, I used the word 'thus' how clever am I?


thanks

i appreciate your admiration and respect


you have a good beard

how do you grow a beard like that ? and then how do you keep it in such tip top condition ? i am very envious i have tried 14 times to grow a beard but failed miserably each time


that picture on your profile

is hideous. but awesome


its not gonna stop me printing out 100 copies

and posting them all over my toilet so i can see her when i have a poo


It just grew naturally.

I dont sit at home and will it to grow or anything. Its not a very good picture for beard pervage though, surely?


At about the age of 8

I was round a friend's house. He eagerly showed me a glass panel/window above his bathroom door and said that it was perfect for watching his mum when she was in the bath. I remember thinking, "am I a weirdo for not wanting to fuck my own mother?".


he said watch

maybe she was an epilectic and needed to be watched in case she had a fit and drowned in the bath


*11, rather


No. He was quite small...

but there was all manner of junk in his house, loads of clutter and a hole in his bedroom floor. It was like the house from Overboard.

Still, I stole some good bits of Lego from him.


Perhaps

he was his mother's pimp


if im amusing myself then i am amusing

and yes, i am finding this amusing


yeh

im really glad, now you mention it. cos otherwise id just be on some other site