how do you grow a beard like that ? and then how do you keep it in such tip top condition ? i am very envious i have tried 14 times to grow a beard but failed miserably each time
I was round a friend's house. He eagerly showed me a glass panel/window above his bathroom door and said that it was perfect for watching his mum when she was in the bath. I remember thinking, "am I a weirdo for not wanting to fuck my own mother?".
...
she didn;t notice, I live in a hard water area.
:@
SHUT UP
youre horrible
but everyone loves meatmannequin threads
i dont enjoy ones about wanking over your mum
not MY mum!
my mum doesn't mind
as long as I don't make a mess she's pretty cool about it, she's a total minger though I really could do a hell of a lot better
Now come on now
I've already sent you a PM regarding your behaviour. If you don't want another one, I seriously suggest you stop. Now.
hehe
im amonster. AMONSTER!
nah
i was gonna say "No? You must be real good at it then"
no
you must be really sneaky then to never get caught
wahey!
my hero
yeah
living in a different country helps
I hate crude posts.
yet you decide to post a reply on them
thus keeping the thread alive, I used the word 'thus' how clever am I?
rather clever one might say.
thanks
i appreciate your admiration and respect
delighted to hear it, old chap.
you have a good beard
how do you grow a beard like that ? and then how do you keep it in such tip top condition ? i am very envious i have tried 14 times to grow a beard but failed miserably each time
that picture on your profile
is hideous. but awesome
its my mum so i don't appreciate you calling her hideous
its not gonna stop me printing out 100 copies
and posting them all over my toilet so i can see her when i have a poo
It just grew naturally.
I dont sit at home and will it to grow or anything. Its not a very good picture for beard pervage though, surely?
you right these are far better
http://www.twadzilla.com/fun/images/beard.jpg
http://hem.hj.se/~lsj/lsj-beard.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_04/circleBeardBM_468x407.jpg
http://www.fearthebeard.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bum_beard.jpg
agreed, except the last one,
It won't show it at work, and I'm guessing by the name that I dont want it to.
At about the age of 8
I was round a friend's house. He eagerly showed me a glass panel/window above his bathroom door and said that it was perfect for watching his mum when she was in the bath. I remember thinking, "am I a weirdo for not wanting to fuck my own mother?".
he said watch
maybe she was an epilectic and needed to be watched in case she had a fit and drowned in the bath
Was he 111ft tall?
*11, rather
No. He was quite small...
but there was all manner of junk in his house, loads of clutter and a hole in his bedroom floor. It was like the house from Overboard.
Still, I stole some good bits of Lego from him.
LEGO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_9KleCswrGk
and....?
Perhaps
he was his mother's pimp
You aren't amusing, just making a fool of yourself.
if im amusing myself then i am amusing
and yes, i am finding this amusing
Thank god this website's here as your personal playground
yeh
im really glad, now you mention it. cos otherwise id just be on some other site
or you'd be out murdering children
I think you're funny :D