Phyllis sees what I am doing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBGRA6HHtY

a plastering firm, different personalities resulting in hilarious consequences.

Some Mothers Do Lathe Them

even going so far as growing his head a lot bigger, with hillarious results.

'Why you say it like a-that?'

who's life is so pathetic and meaningless that every little thing makes him want to write a sitcom.
the pilot is about him meeting a new italian guy and falling so deeply in love that only writing a sitcom can save his soul

who is afraid of black men and is super right wing. Hes goal in life is to keep the woman in the kitche, the blacks in uganda and the terrorists in 3rd world countries. The sub plot is about his son who constantly harrases and bullies gay kids in school whilst forceing himself onto girls in lower school years.

IT WILL BE MASSIVE

a pilot for a show called "Mario's Pizzeria"...it was truly truly terrible

Leonard Up and Jeff About share a flat together, in which they have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

The series is a ratings disaster, and years later I spend my days in the pub railing against the BBC to anyone who'll listen.

Steve High and his best mate Tony Dry share a studio flat, and whilst Steve is forever trying anything he has read in an attempt to get high (drying out banana skins, etc.) his best mate Tony can't stand getting wet at all. Funny AND coincidental, seeing as their surnames relate to what they like being/would rather remain.

Starring Adrian Edmondson and Martin Clunes.

Mick Cops is coming to terms with life as a retired policeman in a sleepy village in Wiltshire. Clancy Robbers is tired of his life of crime and is ready to settle down.

Hilarity ensues when it is revealed that the two are now neighbours. Further comedy is added with a plot twist in which Clancy steals Cops's identity and defrauds him of his entire life savings.

Gerry Planes is a retired actuary living with his life partner, Desmond Trains. Due to a mix-up at their local foster home, they end up adopting Cesar Autmobilés, a 19 year old Cuban who just loves pottery!

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Jeremy Freaking is gay and he's ready to come out of the closet. He's also mad.

Colin Ball and Barry Chain are retired boxing promoters; they're also neighbours, living with their respective wives - Cheryl and Beryl - in leafy Berkshire. With their double garages, uPVC fascias and dedicated utility rooms, Ball and Chain look to have it all; however, now they've both retired, their wives are filling their days with tedious DIY tasks - when all Colin and Barry want to do is go for a quiet mixed grill!

The sitcom follows our heroes' efforts to elude "the old ball and chain", and the ever-more elaborate stories they spin to escape endless afternoons of bird-table construction and flag-pole installation.

Starring him who played Onslow in 'Keeping Up Appearances', and, I don't know, Bill Nighy.

Jackie Spanner is the new girl on the block; she's the ambitious, go-getting Lead Inspector of Health and Safety at the McBastard Biscuit Works in Dumfries.
But Jackie's by-the-book, evidence-based approach alienates some of the biscuit top-brass - will she fight her corner, or will she crumble?

Wat Tyler falls into a time machine and emerges in a post-apocalyptic world controlled by Marvin Gaye.

Woman called Heather finds some money, with hilarious consequences

After Jeff About is killed in a hit and run accident. Leonard Up, in a pit of despair, decides to hit the bottle. He loses everything he has and he's so angry. He decides to avenge Leonard's death by hunting down his killers and brutally slaying them. With hilarious results.

I just need to get the rights from colonol_k.

Jane Foetus gets a job in the army conducting clandestine missions into Syria until one day she has to call a vital mission off. With hilarious consequences.

Tony Rape is fed up of getting picked on and decides to form his own gang. With hilarious consequences.

Colin Lemon is friendless. He overhears a conversation on the bus about someone having a party and making several new friends. He just might have an idea...

A fly on the wall mockumentary following a Blackburn midfielder's quest for the Premiership trophy.

Modern sex comedy, documenting the adventures of John Slap and Maggie Tickle, peripatetic sex therapists, as they address erectile dysfunction and penis envy in far-flung - and adorably 'colourful' - extremeties of this Great Britain.

Bizarrely, does not contain nudity.

Donald Knife-Crime loses his job, family and friends and descends into a downward spiral of poorly cut drugs and Lithuanian smut. With hilarious consequences.

Susan Duchess is a hard-as-nails traffic cop who plays by the rules, much to the annoyance of her inept and corrupt superiors. When out one day on patrol a gang of youths undertake her on the motorway - pulling them over sets off a chain reaction, with hilarious consequences! Starring Zoe Wanamaker.

Hugh Violence is an officeworker but when his wife gives birth to twins, her superior salary dictates that she must quickly get back to work and Hugh decides to stay home and look after the children. With hilarious consequences.

Donald Laser has cataracts. There's only one solution. With hilarious consequences.

Fly-on-the-wall comic-documentary following everyone's favourite Japanese bondage fan as he plays pranks on unsuspecting patrons of Tokyo's seedier strip joints.

Joan Chest-Pain is a world renowned 3 day eventer until a stray dread from Oliver Skeet causes her to fall off her horse. She ends up in a wheelchair with hilarious consequences.

Miguel Buck and LeBron Pass are two accident prone losers who are always trying to pin the blame on each other for their mistakes.

Starring Eamonn Holmes and Fred Dineage.

Feeble career-revival attempt by 80s throwback wit-deserts Hale and Pace, as they sit in a painfully white room and post bulletins.

Father Seamus O'Genocide is new to the Parish. Attendances are falling and it's his job to get the congregation back into church. With hilarious consequences.

Retired shop-steward and erstwhile scab-baiter Mike Paradise has prostate cancer.

Dave Vasectomy is bored. His job at Prontaprint is just not fulfilling him. One day he has a brainwave and decides to become a private detective. With hilarious consequences.

Roger Indemnity discovers he was separated from his twin brother at birth. They team up to fight the construction of a new Tesco Express that will drastically lower house prices in their Buckinghamshire village - with hilarious consequences.

Clark Keep has huge feet. He also loves live music but arrives late and insists on watching the gig from the front row. With hilarious consequences.

Chris Meatball accidentally confuses talcum powder with chilli powder in this utterly implausible sit-com.

Bill Crunch is out of luck and has no money but embarks on a rollercoaster ride involving setting up various shell companies in order to purchase goods or services on credit and to sell them at a lower price leaving his creditors without payment and a few quid in his pocket. With hilarious consequences.

Craig Shock discovers valuable mineral deposits on the outskirts of his village - but they've also been spotted by a cell of Islamo-fundamentalist miners, bent on raising funds for an unpopular new MegaMosque on the site of the village's historic Wilko's.

It's a race against time to marginalise the land's owner, pressurise him into selling and then exploit the precious ore - with hilarious consequences!

Tania Equity wakes up one morning and every colour she sees is reversed. With hilarious consequences.

Don Carne, a serial murderer, breaks out of prison in Alaska. He must make his way south, battling outrageous natives, the feds and the natural habitat. Naturally, hilarity ensues.

Ron Ethnic is filthy dirty. He hasn't washed for weeks. Whilst at Lidl, he meets the girl of his dreams. He decides to have a shower to impress her. With hilarious consequences.

Carl Devil is an out-of-work carpenter who always manages to show up when someone is talking about him. Filmed in front of a live studio audience, who shout "speak of the devil!" whenever he appears.

Without hilarious consequences.

Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) becomes caddy to octegenarian golf legend Arnold Palmer, with hilarious results.

Ted Sturm and Jonty Drang are goths with a difference - they're also pensioners, and WW2 veterans! Ted and Jonty challenge preconceptions and address prejudice in this tedious, right-on borefest. Avoid.

Cheryl Sentence temporarily loses her hearing after her 17th Mogwai concert. Can she keep her job as conductor of the London Philharmonic? There's only one way to find out.

Dave Web is lonely, miserable and depressed. But most of all lonely. He decides to re-invent himself and attempts to woo a variety of different females.
With hilarious consequences.