The evidence all points to Pinballfortress's 'death' being a sad and worrying hoax:
1. His last post on DiS was about 9.30am sunday morning saying "I'm really depressed. Leaving Dis. Bye". According to the 'parents' statement' his body was discovered on sunday lunchtime having OD'd on painkillers. This is simply just not possible - a painkiller OD is a very slow, agonising process that can last up to 3days, it isn't even possible that he could have been dead so quickly.
2. Within 24 hours his 'family' had made an internet-wide statement - This doesnt seem plausible for one, and for two they would not have had the autopsy results back at such an early stage.
3. All the other posthumous evidence of him posting online seems to be fairly conclusive - a dead guy doesnt write on myspace!
apologies if this is insensitive, but the truth's gotta come out
4. No-one really gives a shit.
5. Johnny 5
.
^ This
No way of really knowing, so I don't care
^this
^ just about to say it should be forgotten about
You know what I haven't had in a while,
Tizer. Does it still taste like fizzy Benylin?
I haven't seen Tizer Ice anywhere in yonks
That stuff was weird
It unsettled my senses no end.
apparently it didn't sell well
so they binned it.
thats because
tizer ice is the devils drink. it tasted minty. Minty!
Wasn't there menthol in it?
Apparently mint feels cold or some such amazing logic.
heh,
that sounds plausable. so it would taste cold even if it wasnt. pity it tasted like sugary mouthwash.
at least 3 yonks
I heard that the bald man on the can actually grew some hair.
na, tastes like fruity lemonade
but lemons ARE a fruit!!!
^best new user ever.
^ Pinballfortress
I just stubbed my finger on a rapidly closing door.
Hurts a bit.
you shouldn't play finger sports with doors
*any sports
what about the how many people you can fit in one segment of a revolving dorr game?
^ HOAX
YOUR FINGER IS HURTING ALOT
*ME
well i give a shit
cos it got me real down hearing that someone had killed themself, even tho i only vaguely knew him. So when i was thinking about it and concluded that the story we had been presented with was a clear lie (since it was not even POSSIBLE) i was pretty pissed off.
Sounds really cuntish
but people I don't know die all the time. It doesn't please me, but I wouldn't be able to do much if I let it really affect me
jeez, there have been more threads on this than there have been on the natural disasters of late
i'm glad we have priorities
Of course.
People we know > thousands of foreigners.
If this thread gets 'serious' and goes on for hundreds of replies now because of you
I'm going to hunt you down and sing the Belgian Eurovision entry through your letterbox all week.
was it a good song?
if its a good song i dont think he would mind
It was terrible. And my Belgish is a bit rusty.
So I'd be mis-pronouncing things all over the place. Oh, THE PAIN.
BELGISH!
Sounds like a load of WAFFLE to me
Whoever bought the land of Belgium in to this conversation is AnTwerp
it's pretty standard (liege) behaviour for him!
I don't think I am respnsible.
well try taking some responsibility and maybe people would stop being shot
CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP GETTING SHOT?!?
LOL
GTAIV
MAURICE CHAVEZ!
BOUND 4 DA RELOAD
death i can handle,
its people who do weird, horrible shit like pretend to have killed themselves that gets me - the fact is, it is impossible for PF to have died from a painkiller overdose in 6hours. Therefore this whole thing was a cruel hoax, perpetrated on US. designed to hurt US. so yeh, it sucks balls
^ These are the consequences of living a double-life as an MI5 hitman, Daniel, did they not teach yo
u that?
* you twat.
* you love scat.
man john
BEE BA BA BADA BOP!!
IMA TWAT MAN
IMA FAT MAN
WITH HORNS AND A BIG ROCKET LAUNCHER AND BIG BIG PECKS THAT ARE RIPPED AND SCARY
is this shucks?
nope.
also
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2049/2507621165_91cbf721a4.jpg?v=0
whats that from?
A VERY EMOTIONAL POSTCARD
atp EITS message board
whats it mean?
he put it there? after he died? i dont understand
yes he got a family member
to take it there, it was so sad
so........
he asked his friend to put it there and pretend he was dead?
or he asked someone to take it and out it there knowing he would be dead at the time?
or what?
what does it say?