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Never send a Turkey to do an Irishman's job

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by DanielKelly

Dustin didn't make it past the semi-finals. Ireland weeps.

DanielKelly | 21 May '08, 09:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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What?

Do you mean you don't watch Eurovision? Why are you on here?


Don't Ireland put shit entries in on purpose

because having to host the Eurovision Song Contest loads of times was draining their economy so much?


:D

I want to shower you with sugarlumps


Is that Britain's excuse too?

"Look, we don't want to host it so we're sending Daz Sampson"


They did

But that was in the days before the Celtic Tiger, now they can pay Polish people to put it on for them. Unfortunately when you try to win Eurovision you'll probably fail.


I watched the first half of the semi-final last night.

Somebody, it might be Slovenia, have a sexy lady with a tattoo on her boob.

There was also some more exciting rock from Finland and a brilliant song that may have been Bosnia that featured some guy dressed like a marionette and his sister hanging out some washing.

Pretty powerful stuff.


Those 3 old dudes singing that strange song

was excellent but got booed by the crowd :(


They got cheered by me though!

Were they the ones in the coloured suits?

Did you see the heaven/hell dudes? They were pretty incredible.


They were amazing

the marionette one sounded like it could be a Get Up Kids song :D


From upstairs

I thought the Bosnian (maybe) one was something that had somehow worked it's way into my music collection. I swear it wasn't far off sounding like <generic twee band>

Strangely enough, seeing it made it seem even more so.


Was that last night?

Aww fuck. :(


semi final number 1.

the second semi final is tomorrow.

Eurovision is on BBC1, saturday, at 8pm.


Dustin is out

IT DOESNT MATTER ANYMORE


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I was outvoted 2:1 - so I ended up watching some of this last.

My personal badge of honour would have to go to the Russian entry. It was very mature cheddar. And the phrase "This song can't get any worse--oh." was uttered at least three times during.


BELGIUM ARE SINGING IN A MADE UP LANGUAGE

WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE, ENYA?

FUCK OFF


they may as well have been singing in Icelandic though,

no one would be any wiser.


I think the people of Iceland might disagree with you

but point taken. Is the Belgian entry obviously gibberish then?


not really,

i mean, it could be any weirdo slavic language basically. it's just obviously not german/french.


Belgium's a made-up country though.

It's not real. They can do whatever the hell they like, the crazy Belgies.


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Do they even have a government yet?


I can't wait.

Isn't our representative Andy Binman?


My wife

once paid a turkey to tarmac our drive. What we didn't expect was for the turkey to subcontract the work out to a herd of chickens. The mess they made of it.


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...a herd of chickens? -10 points.


It really is

the true-life "My Lovely Horse" though isn't it?

RTE = obviously skint at the mo.


shoal?


Azerbaijan?

what. the FUCK

IT'S A EUNUCH FROM HELL


Are you watching this in a different time zone?

How big is Europe these days?


iplayer

i missed it last night.


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What the fuck, indeed. How is Azerbaijan a European country? It's barely a country in itself.


On the other hand

.....Israel quite clearly is? It stopped being European long ago.


again

i suspect the Azeris might disagree about that. though...who gives a fuck about them. and the Armenians hate them, so fuck em


i just watched the irish entry

and, even having seen it before, god it's shameful.

fucking hell, there are boos!

amusing MAYBE for some kind of gash sketch show, but not for real life.

i can just imagine people voting for it during Eurosong.

'ah man dis'll be 'larious dustinzafukin lej man he's savig'

ugh