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Fuck, there's someone parked in front of my garage.

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? by justanothersheeldz

Can I phone the police to get them to move it?

justanothersheeldz | 20 May '08, 19:58 | Send note | Report this | Reply

No. Simply paint "garage in constant use"

on their bonnet, and sit back and wait for the fun.

MirriLondon | 20 May '08, 20:01 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^

I was going to suggest taking a dump on the bonnet but this is much betabandonreply

hand_shandy | 20 May '08, 20:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i was going to say this

aswell or pour salt on his bonnet, then water, or cut his brakes...or take pictures of his wife in your bed then selotape the photos o his cats face then set up an elaborate cat walk that you have said his wife has been on Gok Whans show but intead of his wife parade the cat with the photos on it....then exploderise his house.....WITH A VENGANCE

craigfoley2000 | 20 May '08, 20:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

This is how it begins

..one day you cant get out your garage, the next you are a agrophobe

craigfoley2000 | 20 May '08, 20:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

nah -

just post about it on here and wait for something exciting to happen.

Emmi_London_Girl | 20 May '08, 20:03 | Send note | Report this | Reply