I have one contact lens in.
I can't find my keys, and there's no-one else in.
I have to meet a friend to view a house.
What stupid things have you done today?
I have one contact lens in.
I can't find my keys, and there's no-one else in.
I have to meet a friend to view a house.
What stupid things have you done today?
That's unfortunate
I bogged a tractor and trailer today.
what is bogging?
Staring?
got it caught in some mud im guessing
oh no!
How long were you caught in mud for?!
abut half an hour or so
It was worse because there was a trailer and it had a full load on :(
lol staring??
it's an essex term
"What you bogging at me for?"
"What she bogging at?"
I'd have thought the people of Essex could come up with nicer words than that
LOL
Not being able to find your contact lenses/glasses -
the ultimate irony?!
...
Today has actually been an unadulterated strean of pure success.
Sorry.
I swear, I'll tell you the first dumbass thing I do.
*stream
Well, all winning streaks must end!
I went to Barnsley.
that is pretty stupid.
^
I went to the pub and wrote a song, then realised it was rubbish so threw it away. Then i stole a Stephen Fretwell record from a shop, then i came home. Good times.