Would you rather:
Sleep nude on a bed of nails for 2 days or be annally probed with barbed wire for 2 minutes?
(This is not my suggestion, I would not dream of being so crude - it came from www.wouldyourather.co.uk)
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the former
i would sleep in a bed of fingernails for 2 days
(you didn't specify)
^this
Damn you
clever clogs.
Bed of nails for 2 days.
That would mean that I could still shit properly.
unless a nail misplaced itself during the night...
"WHOOPS, WHERE'S THAT GOING?"
We better be back onto steel nails and
not finger nails mister.
Ah...
that sounded like a pleasurable 'whoops'.
surely
if i'm asleep on the bed of nails it can't be THAT uncomfortable. I'll pick that.
Nails.
I'd make sure they were placed horizontical and not vertical.
Mirri wins!
Anyone got a better 'would you rather' dilemma?
her grammar doesn't though
horizontical? wtf?
ha ha
I'm going to start using that instead everytime I need to use the word 'horizontal'. Which is a lot, obviously.
haha
Mine doesn't make for a very good game.
Would you rather:
Live in Europe
OR
America
FYI Europe is currently winning with 51%
but this one is quite in fitting with the boards today
Would you rather:
drink a cup of your best friend's blood
OR
chew a mole off their neck
?
^ I feel sick
how big is the cup? Thimble-sized?
would you rather:
have to make love to a pile of horse shit for a year
OR
have to make love to Vanessa Feltz for a month??
Um
elaborate on the physical practicalities of this please?
of Feltz or the horse shit?
Haha very good,
but horse shirt is the one I was confused about.
*shit
a big pile of poo
that you have sex with. Or Vanessa Feltz.
yes but how does that work?
I could understand the whole apple pie thing from American Pie but for a girl?
So what would you choose?
you could mould
phallic shapes from it. Indeed, you would have to.
Personally i'd choose the poo, because vaginas disgust me enough as it is
But surely,
SURELY you'd make an exception for Vanessa F? She's so, you know, delightful....
Europe:
better health / gun laws, for starts
no contest.
unless you have taking it up the bum so much the the barbed wire won't touch the sides.
that surely depends upon
the size of what's going up the buum, not necessarily the frequency of it
ok i'll revise my statement
unless you have taken (corrected the grammar) it up the bum with a massive cock with an 8 inch diameter so much that (more bad grammar correction) the barbed wire won't touch the sides.
If you were repeated fucked up the ass
your arse would probably get tighter since you would exercising the muscle, surely?
why is everyone choosing the bed of nails?
it would kill you, surely? and TWO WHOLE DAYS.
i'd think i'd choose number two first.
but i'd *abandons rest of reply*
Such as Mirri awnserd
you can have the nails verticle or horizontal :)
first?
It's one or the other, you don't get probed and then think 'pah that probing has knackered me out, best go for a lie down on that bed o nails'
Jimmy Nails?
oops
would you rather listen to
scouting for girls (she's so lovely) for 24 hours solid or crazy frog?
Scouting for Girls.
would you rather:
Be a scout
Be a girl
Be a scouse?
yes
but on that website theres a question 'would you rather find out that your best friend used to be a serial killer or find out they're homosexual'
MURDERER or GAY!!!? CAN'T DECIDE
you are kidding?
they must be real nice people them ones that make those ones up.
What a bunch of freaks!
another pleaser
'find out your of iraqi origin OR be the love slave of richard whitely' OH NOS SOMEONE WAS ONCE SLIGHTLY IRAQI.
although ' have 3 bits of hair that always blew in the wind OR have a face like a crescent moon' is very hilarious
or
'eat a church made of cheese or a football stadium made of ham'
What????!
Bed of nails
I'm sure i've slept in more uncomfortable places before.
Anally probed
And the ham football stadium... mmmm