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Pop stars/artists you know will be totally dishawater if you went out drinking with them

no votes
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by prole-art-threat

Easy really and also they'd be really uptight and rather rude

Henry Rollins
Nick Cave
Paul Weller
Morrissey (and this coming from a fan)
Julian Cope
iggy Pop
Marc Riley
David Gedge
J Mascis
the bloke from Weezer Rivers something Cuomo
GG Allin*
Jimmy White's Brother**

*Yes yes I know he's dead
** Ditto

prole-art-threat | 20 May '08, 13:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

erm

Carl Barat


:D


PROLE ART THREAT

SLAYING SACRED COWS SINCE 1997


Marc Riley but not Mark E Smith?

Yes, he'd have opinions to share, but he'd also try to set you on fire.


...

I can't pretend to understand why Rollins is on this list considering that before he started his career of TELLING AWESOME STORIES IN PUBLIC and CHATTING WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE FOR MONEY, his main claim to fame was BEING AWESOME in BLACK FLAG.

All of which suggests he'd be a laugh down any drinking establishment.


Henry Rollins

is one of the few people I'd actually feel honoured to be insulted by.


Hi!


is there a story here?

please tell me there's a story here.


...

And he was in Bad Boys 2. That's one pint's worth of story right there.


That would be a really shit thing to imagine

Take some LSD and check out a few magic eye pictures or something dude


:D


I bet neither of them would be willing to get a round in

unless they were going to get the exact amount of drinks back - there's a bit of YOrkshire in every 'artist' I reckon.


Kevin Shield looks a bit dull

and Bobby Gillespie - seeing I used to see him in Islngton wearing socks under sandals sort of gives it a way don't you think?


Kevin Sheild -

so dull they had to de-pluralise him.


^ wag


It would have worked better

were I able to spell


Lou Reed as well

the world's most uptight man - so strung up about being gay he married a woman who looks like a man


I would expect Bobby Gillespie

to be the dullest man alive.


yeah probably a lightweight who doens't like people staying over too late

and really 'fussy' about people looking through his 'stuff'.


i was talking to a Nick Cave lookalike

in the pub the other night. He kept making Frank Zappa references and weird sound effects and stuff. Probably better than actual Nick Cave.


^ POTY

brilliant - would have been funnier if it was Nick Cave pretending to be how people think Nick Cave should be.


i think all of those people are self-described as "shy"

like Iggy. he says he may be a crazy wildman on stage, but if he goes out to a pub, club or party, he says he's always on the edge of the action just watching what's happening.


It's like he's deliberately trying to rile people!!!!!!

Jarvis Cocker
Mark E Smith
Joe Meek
Loz from Kingmaker


Miles Hunt


Dish a water!


Hey-a, you-a dull-a

as-a dish-a-water!

Mama mia!


what about Miles Hunt?

I bet Jarvis Cocker would be dull -t he second time I 'met' him he was distinctly rude I thought.

Thom Yorke - another person I've 'met' whow as also a bit yawnie. But he nhad just played a gig to 7 people.

Oh its just a bit of fun - lighten up ATP'ers!


it doesn't matter to me

i'd get a shyness attack anyway and have to get drunk.


all my heros would be cunts i reckon

bob dylan
john lennon
david byrne

muddy waters would probably try and fuck my girlfriend


isn't bamos one of your heroes>?

What's Vikram like in real life? Good DJ>?


Boff Whalley


You're all very funny.

And you KNOW he'd be funny as fuck.


I think Bamosfishing is my new favourite sport

You're right, though. I'd definitely go for a pint with Boff.


Take Rollins off the list

He's a very nice man.


I second Bobby Gillespie

and I'd hazard William Reid would probably be a so laid back he'd be comatose too.

Those two and Jason Peirce from Spacemen 3.

But I'm sure Sonic Boom would be a laugh. He'd drink Blue WKD and everything.


Simon Commonknowledge

(I had to wiki that one)