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will joey barton ever learn

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by SHANDYHOLMES

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7409943.stm

how do i make it clickable?for future reference.im shit on computers
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SHANDYHOLMES | 20 May '08, 12:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I don't know!


Ha. What a fucking idiot.

This isn't for the Dabo assault then, just for slapping that bird in Liverpool?

Sad thing is he'll probably be out in 6-8 weeks. Shame, if he wasn't an absolute cock he couldn've been one of the best midfielders in the country.


He's the Pete Doherty of football

A complete and utter waster.


What a dick


oh it is clickable

what a tard i am.


Why hasn't he been sectioned yet?

He's clearly mental, it's only a matter of time before he kills someone/


il section you

but yeah you are right


Although i think it's all forgivable for this.

"Apparently Frankie baby isnt happy about Joey being in the squad (Joey critisized him for releasing a book straight after the WC saying how he played crap, just to make money)and refuses to talk to him, won't pass the ball in training etc. Seems at the breakfast table yesterday, Joey sat at the same table as Frank but Frank chucked a fit ,got up and walked away. Joey yelled at him in front of the whole, staff etc "don't worry, I wasnt gonna pinch your breakfast you fat prick" to howls of laughter from players including Micah Richards & Aaron Lennon."


where did you get this from?

joey barton is my new hero


^ brilliant


He'll never learn

because I don't think he has the requisite cognitive mechanisms.


bit of a roll of honour:

- Stubs lit cigar into both eyes of a junior player.
- Hits a 15-yo Everton fan whilst on tour, then hits, kicks and bites his club captain for mediating.
- instiagates ten-man brawl at pre-season friendly at Doncaster, which involves him calling Leo-Fortune West some rather awful names.
- breaks a pedestrians leg after (allegedly) drink-driving in Liverpool.
- drunkenly drives a club car through the window of a car showroom, absconds, arrested in a taxi on the motorway
- questioned for assaulting taxi driver in Liverpool.
- sickenigly assaults Ousmane Dabo resulting in serious facial injuries for tackling him in training.
- attacks a woman in Liverpool city centre after a night out.

It's a shame, because believe it or not he's actually a pretty bright lad.


yeah he sounds it

pretty mediocre player as well


...

I've heard that. Because he's the first one in his family to have left school without a police escort.


despite the frank jibes

he is a complete waste of space

newcastle should get rid of him (not for this, but because of his general attitude)


he's been an excellent example

of professionalism, both on and off the field, since this incident

I hope he's allowed to do his time and return to action when able


That's because

he's been banged up in some clinic in Hampshire.


so he's clearly benefited

from receiving adequate support and guidance

awesome.


2,500 isn't nearly enough..........

these pricks earn that in about 3 hours.

I'm torn between the idea that all should be equal in the eyes of the law and the American concept that fines should be proportionate according to the money that the offender has available to them.


the amount of time it takes him to earn it

is probably proportional to the time taken for the person receiving it to 'earn' it

I'd let someone punch me in the mouth for two and a half grand. Easy money.


Despite all his problems,

I still really like him. I think it's great that he speaks completely openly and honestly in a sport overrun with PR teams and cliches. And he's a bright guy too. Just obviously has a serious anger problem, which he's shown a desire to get help with for some time. Good luck to him.


^this

Barton gets a hell of a lot of Daily Mail-esque "string him up" stances from the people on these boards. I'd expect a bit more of an understanding attitude to his obvious mental issues (which he seems to be trying to overcome) rather than all this demonisation

And lets be fair here - despite his obvious issues you can't say that the other people involved in the case were helpless puppies viciously attacked by a rabid mongrel. I seem to remember there being a strong case for provocation, something to do with them mentioning his murderer half brother, and even so it's fairly believable that the "attacked" were itching for a fight or were knowingly attempting to enrage him. Similiar cases for provocation were put forwards for the Dabo/cigar incident as well

He's no angel of course, but he does seem to be demonised by various sections of the public and press


what's happening about beating that guy up

during training at City?


He's on bail

for that I think he's due in court in June for that!


i thought so

I remember reading about the club lawyers trying to get it put back so it didn't mess up our season


This story's comedy gold...

apparently Barton drank 10 pints and five bottles of lager, then punched this guy 15-20 times in the face, then a 16-yo passer-by 4-8 times in the face. Lols.