because even though he's a slimy diving cuntish crybaby who isn't actually that fit, he's actually quite fit.

if he was transferred to a club in a country where the majority of people are Muslims?

Your deliberate offensiveness is tiresome

but i'm just saying no.

lionel messi is better anyway.
if you don't agree with me then you haven't watched one barca league game this season.

I'd actively encourage them to cut off his toes on Al Jazeera.

Given Islamic Extremists would tend towards being anti-democracy, and anti-the West and would kidnap him with the express intention of upsetting as many people as possible and pressurising the government or whoever to act in whatever manner necessary, why the fuck would they release him just 'cos people went on a march?

You can be pretty sure if Cristiano Ronaldo got kidnapped the UK government, the Portuguese government, all major football bodies and probably the EU as a whole would do everything they could to get him released. I wouldn't object to going on a march but it'd be the most blatant case of "doing something pointless to feel like you're doing something" ever.