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tell me a useless statistic.

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by twee_loser

I read somewhere that 1 in 3 people will get cancer. Then i saw a guy on the tele say that 1 in 4 smokers get cancer. Wouldn't that mean that smoking healthier than not smoking?

twee_loser | 19 May '08, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Gibbo's Dad went to his first ATP this weekend.

He hugged one pokemon character.


Useless eh?

James Burgess has played 200 games for Hendon FC. He's not scored in any of them.


Hendon?

Why not. We're DiS' unofficial Non-League team of choice. Remind me/ht27 next season and we'll give you a tour or something.


i never got a tour!

i didn't even get acknowledged when i came to watch Hendon!


I will do! I'll still be at the Alty matches too much

to become more than an 'interested party' though...


Remind me next time

I must admit our hospitality was lacking on that occasion. In my defense, I wasn't sure if you were you though and didn't want to scare any travelling fans unnecessarily!


it's too late

the damage is done

:(


Wouldn't have happened

on my watch...


If you'd been there like you promised

it'd not have happened this time either.


i want to marry

someone called "paradise"


more people commit suicide

on tuesdays than on any other day of the week.


Celia Imrie

once ate 14% of the entire world supply of cocoa in one sitting.


8% of my posts today

have been about teachers. As soon as I press 'Post Reply' that percentage will fall to 7.69%.


>_

The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic lights to change.


900 out 901 people

find statistics fucking shite.


Rounded up to the nearest

whole number - the average person only knows 1% or the world's population.


That's 60,000,000 people

Or the population of Britain - only?!

Useless statistic, not lie.


Please re-read

and then retract your accusation...or learn what round up means.


And

I will learn where to reply.


Re-write your statement

1% is not a number. The nearest number would be something like 63,534,187.


That's ludicrous -

no-one can know that many people! You are a fool.


Yes

Not only was I "sucked in", but I also failed to spot your error.
What an idiot I am.


12 out of 17 DiSers

prefer the official Friday afternoon STATATTACK to any random Monday version.


i can do 100% of guitar hero 2 on expert

but only 95% of guitar hero 3 :(


you need a life

can you play an actual guitar well?


30% of food in the UK

is thrown away.


um

105 % of statistics are exaggerated to make them more effective