I read somewhere that 1 in 3 people will get cancer. Then i saw a guy on the tele say that 1 in 4 smokers get cancer. Wouldn't that mean that smoking healthier than not smoking?
I read somewhere that 1 in 3 people will get cancer. Then i saw a guy on the tele say that 1 in 4 smokers get cancer. Wouldn't that mean that smoking healthier than not smoking?
*is
nine out of ten people love gang rape...
No, because even smokers are people
Gibbo's Dad went to his first ATP this weekend.
He hugged one pokemon character.
1in 6 people have an identical twin they dont know about
Useless eh?
James Burgess has played 200 games for Hendon FC. He's not scored in any of them.
I'm moving to london, you reckon I should watch these?
Hendon?
Why not. We're DiS' unofficial Non-League team of choice. Remind me/ht27 next season and we'll give you a tour or something.
i never got a tour!
i didn't even get acknowledged when i came to watch Hendon!
I will do! I'll still be at the Alty matches too much
to become more than an 'interested party' though...
Remind me next time
I must admit our hospitality was lacking on that occasion. In my defense, I wasn't sure if you were you though and didn't want to scare any travelling fans unnecessarily!
it's too late
the damage is done
:(
Wouldn't have happened
on my watch...
If you'd been there like you promised
it'd not have happened this time either.
Yeah, well, y'know...
i want to marry
someone called "paradise"
100% of your posts R gay
99% of non-smokers die
^ I was going to say this!
MES
74% of statistics are made up
^ This is clearly made up
13 people a year are killed by vending machines falling on them.
But those who survive envy the dead
98% of Gibbo's Dad is beard.
more people commit suicide
on tuesdays than on any other day of the week.
It Only Tuesday?
http://tinyurl.com/2fjqh2
Celia Imrie
once ate 14% of the entire world supply of cocoa in one sitting.
whenever i shake the vending machine at work i always get polos
10% of StarTrek fans replace the lenses on their glasses every 5 years whether they need to or not.
my left foot is 8% bigger than my right foot
8% of my posts today
have been about teachers. As soon as I press 'Post Reply' that percentage will fall to 7.69%.
Alain Robidoux is good at trick shots
>_
The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic lights to change.
maybe he meant that
1 in 4 smokers get lung cancer
^ piss off with your well-reasoned reposts.
^ piss off with your piss off posts
900 out 901 people
find statistics fucking shite.
Rounded up to the nearest
whole number - the average person only knows 1% or the world's population.
That's 60,000,000 people
Or the population of Britain - only?!
Useless statistic, not lie.
Please re-read
and then retract your accusation...or learn what round up means.
And
I will learn where to reply.
Re-write your statement
1% is not a number. The nearest number would be something like 63,534,187.
That's ludicrous -
no-one can know that many people! You are a fool.
Yes
Not only was I "sucked in", but I also failed to spot your error.
What an idiot I am.
12 out of 17 DiSers
prefer the official Friday afternoon STATATTACK to any random Monday version.
here
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_nearly_80_percent_of_0
100% of people will die
^this may be my worst post ever
ever so far
;)
oh this day gets worse
Can it really?
I am fucking boooored.
but do they really die
<sinster music>
i can do 100% of guitar hero 2 on expert
but only 95% of guitar hero 3 :(
you need a life
can you play an actual guitar well?
define "well"
i play alright i guess.
"well" as in you can play the songs on an actual guitar that you can play on guitar hero?
i haven't tried
but i could play most of them yeah.
well then id say you can play the guitar well :)
30% of food in the UK
is thrown away.
thats disgusting
um
105 % of statistics are exaggerated to make them more effective