or threequels or whatever - in tribute to the mention of 2 Fast 2 Furious in another thread.
Bonus points if they're films that tarnish the memory of a much better original film, like Men in Black II did. In fact, that's my answer.
or threequels or whatever - in tribute to the mention of 2 Fast 2 Furious in another thread.
Bonus points if they're films that tarnish the memory of a much better original film, like Men in Black II did. In fact, that's my answer.
Saw IV
I hate all those torture porn 'films'.
I haven't seen it but the Godfather pt 3 is supposed to be awful.
G3 is good
but not a patch on 1 or 2 mind!
Sister Act 2 : Back in the Habit
.
Starship Troopers 2
see also: Wrong Turn 2
Bridget Jone's crapolarama in South-East Asia
SO bad
teen wolf too
Rocky VII: Adrian's Revenge
Batman and Robin
Oh god yes
...has Arnie in it
and is in fact therefore better than any other Batman film
Battle Royale II: Requiem
urgh
I was thinking about this one^
It's fun but completely ridiculous
i am still trying to repress those memories...
Dumb and Dumberer: when harry met lloyd
2 true
an awful, awful film. Not even ONE laugh
^
halloween 3
and all the others that came after it but especially that one
Dirty Dancing: havana nights
I remember watching that whilst high
set my secret urge to learn ballroom dancing back about 4 years. Then Strictly Come Dancing happened and it was brutally killed. :(
the cover of this film.
is enough to put me off from ever watching it.
Is that not technically a remake?
/gay geek
Speed II: cruise control
i quite enjoyed that, quilty pleasure?
replace guilty pleasure
with masochistic
Grease II
worse than Grease?
made Grease look amazing in comparison
in that case i might see it
me and my friend had this game in maths where we listed everyone in the class in order of how much we thought they enjoyed Grease. We were scarilty accurate - the girl at number one made a yearbook video with a Grease medlay as the music.
scarily*
my friend and i*
that's awful
i hate grease so much. i used to go to my mum's friend's house after school, until my mum came home from work. her daughter put grease on all the time and i wanted to stab myself in the ears and eyes with a pencil. a truly shit film.
i don't think i've ever seen it in full
but it's the film i deem most horrible. a boy in my class also once came in sporting a new look which included a leather jacket, and his name is Sandy :(
My mum seen Grease fifteen times
when it was out in the cinema..
awww mate
i'm really sorry
They were all singing and dancing to it as well
I hope the rest of Scotland wasn't like this in 1978! :(
yes, to ABBA
:|
Home Alone 3
even though i've never seen it. i can just tell.
yeah it is pretty shit
OH LOOK! A HARMLESS CHAIR! OH NO IVE GOT ELECTROCUTED!
OH LOOK! A HARMLESS DOOR! OH NO IVE JUST BEEN PUNCHED!
THIS KIDS GOT BALLS
OH NO THE BAD WOMAN TIED THE OLD WOMAN UP AND SHE'S OLD
THE KID HATED HER BUT NOW SHE LIKES HIM BECAUSE HE FREED HER
*sob*
WHY did this have to come into existence????!?!??!
home alone 1 & 2 are probably in my top ten all time favourite films. ha ha.
I've been to the future and back
I'm going to nominate S. Darko
As much as I feel guilty to admit it,
the idea of an apocalyptic roadtrip ala Donnie Darko intrigues me.
But yes, it will be crap and the studio should be ashamed of themselves.
on current impressions
2 fast 2 furious looks like it is up there
the first one was pretty bad.
how is it worse?
it is
like Stereotype central
What about FF: Tokyo Drift?
Not really any redeeming features. And the ending is too cheesy if i remember
Short Circuit 2
was fucking awful.Even worse, my date didnt turn up so i watched it all alone
Isn't that
pretty much the last Hollywood film where a white actor was 'blacked up' to play someone of another skin colour?
Terrible sequel either way.
i m pretty sure
it was just a robot dude
It's A Wonderful Life
The follow-up to It's A Good Life
does Saved by the Bell the New Class count?
No
But the series where the original cast worked on some Holiday resort does.
with Stacey and her comedically fat Daddy?
i can't believe i watched that when it was on Trouble than again when it was on Nickleodeon.
haha
YES! Also Saved By the bell : the college years
i quite liked that
it almost entered the modern world. Also, the movie in Las Vegas where they got married <3
Perhaps we should meet up and talk about this
Dinner : The College Years?
as long as
you don't DiScuss dirty Dustin Diamond at the dinner table.
I wont
...Just Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski
and Mr. Belding
...that is a given
..
Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows
Yeah that was
piss poor, even though the original one gets a bit of a slating it isnt that bad, the last few scenes are still scary
Batman & Robin
aka "the Arnie one"
You're not sending ME to the COOLER!
I'm afraid I'm cold to your pleas of mercy!
The mention of Alicia Silverstone's (someone for the 'where are they now?' category) character being from 'Oxbridge University' is worth it a place in this thread alone.
AGREED
I couldn't help but feel sorry for Michael Gough as Alfred ....just not dignified.
Wow.
Can't believe no-ones brought up the two Matrix sequels yet. Second one was just almost special effects overkill and the third was just stupid, although arguable better.
*arguable better than the second.
*arguably
Pure fuckwittery there.
the third matrix is much better than the second
if only because the giant robo-squid vs that walker thing from aliens but with guns battle is a neat distraction from all the neo/one twattery
And the third one
has no Zion Rave scene.
They should have
put that on the poster
The third is better
but it's still nothing compared to the original!
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3
Spiderman 3 (especially the jazz flute scene)
Son of the Mask!
American Pie: 3 and beyond
Starship Troopers 2 (the winner by a fucking mile!)
AvP1/2 (if they count)
Agree with you on most of them...
...but Pirates 2 and 3 were reasonably entertaining but way too reliant on Johnny Depp.
Spiderman 3 is ok in places.
The rest are, indeed, horrendous.
3 reasonably entertaining?!
The girl who took me, who was a huge fan of the series, was so sorry for taking me she sat through an entire cricket match the next time we met jsut to make up for it.
indiana jones and the phantom menace
??????????????????????
These also reeeeek
Jaws 2, Jaws 3-D and PARTICULARLY Jaws: The Revenge
ANY CHUCKY SEQUEL.
even the one
with one of s club 7 in it?
oh aye, and
Jurassic Park: The Lost World
Jurassic Park III
Can you believe they are...
making a sequel to point break
http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36753
How pointless.
these are both fairly acceptable though
Nothing on the first one but certainly no 'worst sequel ever' contenders
The Lost World
is much more than acceptable.
OI!
The Lost World, I really enjoy that despite it being over long
Fantastic Four 2
not that I saw the first one, but it was shocking. Also Pirates of the Carribean 3, and pretty much any sequel which came out last summer. Can't believe Pixar is making Cars 2 - it was no good the first time! However, Toy Story 3 will be awesome...
Jack Frost 2
Terminator 3
My geek rage goes into new levels when thinking about this film.
See also; Aliens vs Predator
^good call on T3.
X-Men 3 or whatever it was called
way to ruin a perfectly good trilogy bret ratner
Vinnie jones as the juggernaut??? what were they thinking??
reservoir dogs 2
dunno what tarantino was thinking casting rik moranis as mr mauve
ice age 2
Jaws IV
Is the worst movie ever made, the concept was so silly 'A SHARKS LONG LOST MOTHER... or ERRM COUSIN! Follows the family to another island... for ummmm REVENGE! YAH!' who the fuck comissoned this?
Speed 2
End of thread.