over breakfast (seriuosly)

Me (Drunkenly): Les, can I have your autograph?

LF: Sure.

Me: Thanks.

David Jason, Cedric Bixler-Zavala (albeit a short one), Chino Moreno

Glasgow, my step-mum and empire biscuits.

:(

was with johnathan davies, the welsh rugby midget.

we were on the golf course, playing golf. he was playing behind us. We met at one of the tees, and he asked us "hi lads, what are you up to? playing golf?"

us: "ummm, yes."

Me, aged 13: "Erm erm, excuse me sir, but are you in White Rose Movement?"

The guitarist with a dyed blonde streak in his hair: "Yes."

Me: "Oh, erm, thanks."

[He walks off]

Me: "WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

Patricia Arquette about horses, power rangers and forests.

Keanu Reeves about daniel bedingfield and drink driving.

I AM COOOOOOOOOOL

Kevin Shields and Dean Wareham...also Lenny Henry who gave me a ballbustingly long lecture about "the biz". It made me want to tear my skin off.

He was in a commercial I did for the South African elections. He made us all pray before the shoot - that was weird.
I've also spoken to Magic Johnson, he was doing an AIDS campaign and I got to throw a basketball with him.

richard ashcroft
hi can i speak to jazz please
yes who is calling
richard ashcroft
ok

or roger daltrey
hi can i speak to jazz please
yes who is calling
roger daltrey
ok

or bob geldof
hi can i speak to jazz please
yes who is calling
bob gedlof
he's not in can i take your number and get him to call you back
sure it's -----------
thanks, bye
bye

Getting off the Eurostar at St Pancras in March, talking about being able to take a good photo with a cameraphone...

about jerry springer, 50 sexiest women according to the daily record, and pepsi. Good times.

he was very sweet, I was very drunk

Mike Patton
Tony Blair (seriously)

he was very pleasant as well. I was about 12 though and easily impressed..

David Gower or Bryan Ferry.
you decide.

david cross and phil elvrum (coincidentaly a conversation about david cross)
bith pretty short

We talked about how good The Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy is.

probbably

About: you

He wasn't a fan.

Jonny Lee Miller, about how good the Libs were. At a Libs gig.

We spoke for an hour about the RSC and Mike Leigh.

also...I knocked David Walliam's on his arse in Soho.

at a Stop the War demo in London back in September. The conversation was about how important it is that people keep protesting, and then moved on to the weather.

On a slightly less impressive note, I've also met Anthea Turner.

Bob Mills on the phone - he called in to our offices, following working at one of our award ceremonies. Think he was chasing his payment, lol.

Oi Millsy, don't you have a PA, son?!

Dashboard Confessional last month! FamEMOus.

arthur lee (sort of, he didnt talk much)
erlend oye

but the best for me was pete fowler

Or Mick Jagger.

get me.

.

over the phone, live on the Disney Chanel. They sent me a signed box of valentines day chocolates

He was running through Roundhay Park where he lives. I was sat drinking beer and reading the paper. 'Oi Saville!' quoth I. 'Hi Lads' replied the fixer.

Cricket's own Chris Lewis, dressed as an 'npower globe'.

Me: 'Oi Clairmonte, careful you don't get too close to the electricity, it might burn your head.'

Him: 'Haha. No one calls me Clairmonte, not even my Mum!'

Me: 'I do, and so does he (points at mate), how do you feel about that?'

Cricket's own Chris Lewis departs.

My favourite ever:

To Ashley Giles, in the field, by a bloke I know:

'Gilo you fat wheelie bin! Gilo! Oi Gilo, tell Nass he's shit and bald and tell him its from Barney Scarff.'

Still laugh at that, the bloke is a weapon.

Michael Moorcock.

I've been sworn at by both Jasper Carrot and siobahn (bananarama/shakespeares sister) fahey

with the former prime minister of Norway.

Music related it would have to be Eddie Argos but I'm not sure that would count as a proper conversation, so next on the list would be Lupen Crook.

our local waitrose-
me: 'i always see you buying eggs'
him:'i like eggs'

thats been my favourite ever

This beats every other answer.

either David Gedge or John Kettley.

Asked me for a light when I was walking back from Primrose hill one evening.

A few months later I saw him outside The Enterprise and he asked me ,again, if I had a light.
I clearly must have some sort of sign posted somewhere only Rhys can see.

gwyneth paltrow
rachel stevens
shaun ryder

on Ladbroke Grove in Notting Hill, London. She and her sister had just arrived at her sister's flat, in a mini - an old type mini not one of those awful new ones. (I was staying at my then girlfriend's sister's flat - next door.) According to my then girlfriend, Geraldine was checking me out during the conversation - I was younger then.