"I just had a conversation with a girl at work about her bum hole. As you do. It was a struggle not to get a hard-on! It was also a struggle I didn't win..."
Isn't it great when friends share things with you?
but is starting with textspeak. Which I loathe and can't understand. It's so flipping impersonal and just what-mother you're 50+ not a teenager so stop it.
the funniest ones though.. are when they're clearly twatted.. and saying stuff along the lines of 'i wish i was with you right now..i miss you.. blah blah blah..'
and then i don't reply. and then they freak out and panic, and send another txt saying 'oh sorry that was meant for someone else, my mate who's in NZ and haven't seen her for ages..'
if anyone has the audacity to 'txt spk' me, i generally get pissed off and won't reply. i don't understand all this abbreviated nonsense. type properly! we all practically get unlimited messages on our phone contracts these days anyways, it's not like we can't afford to lengthen our messages to grammatical accuracy! ARGHHHHHHH
Me and my mother
often ask each other 'are you on crack?' if something is odd/awry.
Such a shame my 15-year-old younger brother actually is.
...
sort of sucks the jollity out of it.
I got the following from a friend yesterday:
"I just had a conversation with a girl at work about her bum hole. As you do. It was a struggle not to get a hard-on! It was also a struggle I didn't win..."
Isn't it great when friends share things with you?
a hard on...
...over bum-holes?
It your friend a scatologist, by any chance? The sort of perv who's gobbles his own shit, and defecates on pedestrians from a balcony?
I've decided not to ask.
Although if he was he'd probably tell me...
my dad's texts are awesome
they're brutal and straight to the point.
e.g.
"yes"
or
"ok"
^ this.
"thanks"
"yup"
"fine"
same :(
I'll send him one which I've signed off with 'LOTS OF LOVE FROM FIONAXXXXXXXXXXXXX' or something, and his reply will just be 'Okay. Fine.'
or..
K
gee, thanks dad
My dad still thinks "lol" means "lots of love"
And signs off all his texts with it.
"How are your exams going? lol"
"The dog's had an accident lol"
"Okay lol"
lol
that's adorable
:D
hahaha at the dog one
'your nana's died. lol'
oh thats just an accident waiting to happen!
HAHA
actuaLOL
^ Yep
I get 'Great' and 'Good' a lot
yep this so much
and because hes spanish he still spells mobile "movile".
mine's just learning to text
but is starting with textspeak. Which I loathe and can't understand. It's so flipping impersonal and just what-mother you're 50+ not a teenager so stop it.
My mum spells all her texts properly.
Except for 2, 4, b, things like that. That would probably annoy me if she tried full-on text language.
my dad informed me my grandad was dead
via txt speak
...
Grndad ded. <3 dun a woopsie. Pie 4 t.
seriously though
sorry to hear it.
:(
My Mum said LOL
the other day, I was like WTF etc
My mum texts me things such as:
CORRR, THOM YORKE'S LOOKING GOOD ON JOOLS HOLLAND, INNE? LOL LUV YOU X
She's great.
creepy one from a boy...
i got this last week;
'hope you got in safe claire. turns out i do fancy you, but if thats a problem just let me know and i'll disappear like some kind of wonderful cloud'
i think said boy forgot i used to date his FLAT MATE
x
'turns out i do fancy you'
that's all kinds of funny.
i haven't told you what the second text said either...
SCARED.
go on. SPILL
haha
it was along the lines of;
'oh fuck....sorry for being a drunken mess blahblahblah'
die.
i love getting embarassing drunken txts....followed by the inevitable:
'oh shit i'm sorry i was wasted last night'
the funniest ones though.. are when they're clearly twatted.. and saying stuff along the lines of 'i wish i was with you right now..i miss you.. blah blah blah..'
and then i don't reply. and then they freak out and panic, and send another txt saying 'oh sorry that was meant for someone else, my mate who's in NZ and haven't seen her for ages..'
yeah right. cringe.
oh god yes.
one 'friend' of mine claims to have switched off his sent messages.
wah!
girls are teh rubbish
boys*
aw, that's not creepy
it's cute! a WONDERFUL CLOUD!
seriously, you don't know creepy. i KNOW creepy.
its not cute for a 28 year old man
:D
a plague of locusts on anyone
who ends a text with
txt bck
why?
its the only way to attempt to get inconsiderate people to reply quickly to texts
it's kind of pathetic though.
demanding they txt you back. makes me NOT want to txt back, out of spite. bastards.
i don't txt bck
if i don't want to. or can't. or was asleep. or at work. or hate them.
Then, these clingy weirdoes, are [probably thinking] "BUT I SAID TXT BCK, THAT FENTON IS A RIGHT PRICK".
I might end all my texts with 'r u a prk?'
yes
txt bck
ok then
please reply
x
apologies, i'm just being a stbbrn cnt.
:D
i pretty much am a complete snob about 'txt spk' too.
if anyone has the audacity to 'txt spk' me, i generally get pissed off and won't reply. i don't understand all this abbreviated nonsense. type properly! we all practically get unlimited messages on our phone contracts these days anyways, it's not like we can't afford to lengthen our messages to grammatical accuracy! ARGHHHHHHH
fortunately.
my mum has NO idea how to txt. she can barely figure out the 'call' button.
i see this as a personal convenience.
my mum txt my sis
'have a good night out hope you have fun Spaff Whammers'
As I tought her the words and she loved the sound of them.