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by ATHENETHEGREAT

whats the point?

ATHENETHEGREAT | 12 May '08, 21:44 | Send note | Report this | Reply

anti-friction


Yeah, why not just drink at home?

I hate myself.


Bwahaha

I find this far too amusing.


I hate myself.


its ok

god loves you.

he made pubes


and phones

mobile phones


my mum says

god made everything. even garden gnomes.

she must be lieing


:D

This made me grin alot.


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

KTHANXBYE


I think they may keep your crotch warm

I might be wrong though.


to keep dirt from entering your private bits

from back when we didn't wear clothes. plus some people still don't.


see: the flintstones

driving those bottomless cars.


And Donald Duck

Especially when chasing those pesky nephews of his!


but donald duck isn't a person

and he has no pubes


Have you ever seen his junk?

He has human fingers, so anything's possible.


I'm with ally on this one

he might have some downey fluff but not a pube in sight.


YOU DON'T KNOW, DAMMIT!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW NUTTIN'!!!!


thats it lets go to DiSney Land

and tip over donald duck.


I'll restrain him

and you pry his legs apart.


we are gona need some duck tape

and pond weed for bait.


or i could just dress up as daisy

and that's ALL we'll need


We could steal his little sailor cap

and make him chase us into the big pink castle.


I think a plan is fourmulating

he doesnt even ware pants so we should be able to get a good look in. just dont catch him when he comes out of the shower as he puts a towel around his waist.


But, if we did end up catching him in the shower

we could solve the long-troubling puzzle of whether or not Donald Duck has nipples.


now that is a good point

who knows hay I think only Daisy and Walt know that answer.


I reckon Goofy knows.

He's shifty. Very shifty indeed.


Then why don't I have a hairy bell end?

I feel sure that if this were the real evolutionary purpose my bell end would be hairy.


^

this wins

fanks. my life is compleat.


they feel good.

and look good.

i love gazing down at my own mighty bush.


there you go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhdasfadgadg

Oh god, that picture has ruined my shit forever.


freakin mad aint it

hehehhehe


probably evolutionary

so you can tell when a mate is ready to carry your seed


dental floss

wanna try it out?


:(

It's a wig! It's gotta be!


i saw a program once

about a man in LA who styles pubes for fashion shows.

for sho


madness

I know a friend of a friend who says he is the keeper of the royal curly, as he once used a toilet after the queen and picked up a stray pude... I really want to beleave him.


what a bush!

That buttock hair is disgusting!


whereas

some buttock hair is awesome?


hahaha

I seriously hope that was a self-portrait.
Just imagining the krazy shapes that guy would have pulled to get the money shot...


5 ALTERNATIVE USES OF PUBES

1) Fashion a bandito moustache out of them
2) Fashion some Rockabilly Ted sideboards out of them
3) Fashion a handlebar moustache out of them
4) Fashion a goatee out of them
5) Use them as chewing tobacco

*BONUS*

6) Show them to your Mum's friends just to be naughty


Acts as a little beard

for when you've drawn an imaginary face upside-down your lover's private parts so you can pretend to converse during oral sex.


what does...

...one of them look like. I've never been aquainted to someone else's private parts.


To seperate the men from the boys

and the women from the girls...

Not literally, but intellectually and emotionally.

Adults who shave (beyond an attempt at art) are attempting to regress to childhood.