1. It's advisable not to drink it in really hot weather.
2. When consuming in large quantities, stay off the internet.
3. Wear shoes. You're likely to drop a glass and cut up your feet. It's not likely to be fatal but it will leave you with a large bleeding 'gash'.
4. Do not, under any circumstances, drink half a bottle in, like, an hour.
5. Find someone to blame. You know who you are.
Now, can anyone tell me what an oven-bottom muffin is and how do I make it taste edible?
Ta.
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<insert joke about the 'bleeding gash' here>
i strongly disagree with point 1
see point 5
most women end up with a large bleeding gash
once a month anyway. so this isnt a problem!
*Shivers with disgust.*
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3257978
I know.
There's no other way to describe it though :(
*limps*
I don't mind it when in the context of wound or injury.
But in the sentance inside-outside used it in, it makes me feel queesy. Mostly I think, because it has connotations of bleeding.
6. be a sailor
7. Only drink...
Sailor Jerry's.
Its well yum.
troof!
wrong!
Sailor Jerry's IS well yum but so is a lot of other yummy dark golden rums
...
I've tried them all and I'm yet to find a superior one.
I've never heard of it.
Which is probably for the best. All rum tastes pretty much the same to me anyway.
you'd do well to investigate.
dash of coke and a bit o' lime.
lovely.
i feel a bit foolish, i admit
if i go into a bar and ask for a "Mount Gay and coke"
....
you want to mount a gay?
always
always humourous, when I worked in the pub.
Got bum raped once by doing it, unfunny.
but rum is from the hot places
8. Don't drink rum if unstable
Or bored
and procrastinating. For sure.
^
Gimmie 5 brother
I'm talkimg physically "You're likely to drop a glass and cut up your feet." and mentally "DiS".
^5
there you go
Half a bottle in a hour
Woah, slow down you're crazy
You're telling me
the trouble is, with diet coke it's just like drinking a fizzy drink. That sort of stuff is lethal to my system. I don't think I ever want to go anywhere near rum ever again.
Then don't
Mix it with sprite
then it doesnt taste like arse
yesterday night is all explained then
I knew it!
How is your head today?
I think I probs deserved worse.
I had to skive work, but a pint of orange juice and sparkling water seems to have sorted me out.
The bleeding foot isn't too pretty though!
hope ya all right
loopy lady.
what the hell is an oven-bottom muffin?
I don't know.
And does it explode if you cook it in the top half?
I wouldn't risk it
maybe the middle shelf on a lower heat but not the top damn it.
my nan makes them
and...
http://www.ovenbottommuffins.co.uk/
they look good
Damn.
I thought I could toast them. No?
_vikrams done WHAT???????
i'm as bad as her 'clinically insane' husband
that's what i've done apparently!
I'm going to ignore you today.
after this reply, but, actually, you are on a par with him.
oh really, i'm on par? we haven't even met you utter freak
you really are a nutjob. get help please. for your own sake.
OH GREAT, THIS AGAIN
Honestly, you two are starting to make me look like God's gift to DiS
iyt's okay
she's gonna ignore me today apparently, so there won't be a row!
SHE SAID WHAT????!!!!
I like the rows.
then please for pete's sake don't antagonise things
what's pete got to do with anything?
pieces has him tied up in the basement
and will hurt him if provoked
pete loves it though.
I asked him.
oh, for pete's sake
okay sorry you are right
Only drink dark rum
And play "The Rum Diary - Hunter S Thompson" drinking game. Get a group together, read through a chapter together, and drink a shot of rum every time the main protagonist has a shot of rum. Extra fun as most participants' reading will become slurred by the end of the chapter.
this is a good idea
but may hurt my head pretty soon. I like that book havent read it in ages
not in hot weather?
it's not the Jamaican national drink for nothing, yknow.
's true
But *I* will never drink it in hot weather again cos it goes straight to my head.
I had a rum espresso
in Brindisa (Spanish place) in London Bridge and it was superb. Yep.