I'm not on facebook, but if I was I would join this group:
http://www.facebook.com/p.php?i=61009934&k=Z3EX46TX442MXCCBYDV2U
and I will certainly join the party.
New London Mayor, Buffoon Boris, is taking away the right of Londoners to enjoy a nice cool lager on the tubes, trains and buses of London. The ban comes in on the 1st June 2008, just in time for the sweltering season.
This is quite obviously a dumb idea, and sends London back into the dark ages. We are swiftly becoming the laughing stock of partying nations worldwide.
On SATURDAY 31st MAY 2008, we propose that as many hedonist Londoners as possible should descend on to train, bus or tube between 6-8pm, and have a party. Share your alcoholic beverages with your friends and strangers. bring music, love and fancy dress.
Join us my friends, for this could be huge! together we can make a difference.
I personally will donate £5 to anyone who can get Ken Livingstone swigging 'what might be whisky' at their "TFL HAPPY HOUR PARTY".
Post your photos to this group after the event, or even now!!
whats the date today?
is it wrong for me to
wish for some kind of bomb on this date
..........yes
fair enough
what about a minor collision?
better
cool
no one gets hurt but a few people get shaken up
Shaken, not stirred?
something about Bond St
which frankly I can't bothered to make into a pithy throwaway not that funny gag
Oh My God
I am so spending the whole day on the tube and getting utterly shitfaced.
yup
centrallinecentric!
also
i can't wait to see how many doors you get your head stuck in :)
I predict 30
noted
i look forward to trying to keep count
Brooner is like your spooter
at the Gym of Ale
Let's do it
Circle line can crawl!
Nah
Picadilly all the way. Get off at Heathrow!
Maybe Northern Line?
I don't wanna see daylight
Edgware to Golders Green
is all outside.
....
the Circle Line Drinking Game is definitely the way forward.
One can between each stop, 24 stops. We'd be shittered.
A nice cool lager?
Anything that enters a tube station between the months of June and September immediately becomes the hottest thing ever.
your mum coming down again?
Nope
She's going down.
On my dad.
And then on you.
Then you have to go down on my dad.
did you feel a little nauseous typing that?
not as much
as when I drew the diagram and sent it to my mum for her approval.
what was the feedback?
BONERS ALL ROUND
We'd explode!
Way to
prove Boris' point for him.
INGERLAND
INGERLAND
INGERLAND
*collapses*
LETS GET FUCKING MANGLED
and so forth
I'm going to get off at Terminal 5
and withdraw £150
Why?
Sorry
it was an in joke between me and LLB
I hear Metro have opened a subsiduary in T5
£150, nothing, I'm taking out £200
I'll show you
*withdraws £250 to spend on £1.50 house spirit and mixers*
As colinzealuk says
This kind of action is EXACTLY WHY Boris is introducing the new rules.
BUT, I can't help thinking that as a one off event it would be quite funny. Especially if they get Ken involved!
I want to see Ken and Boris
do the every colour reef challenge on a District line train to Olympia with Paddick officiating
How many colours of Reef are there?!
Who do you think would win?
I'm saying Boris, I think his Bullingdon days would have prepared him quite nicely for this kind of challenge.
It would be Boris all the way
I reckon Ken would stand there and let Bozza neck them
Then when he falls over to chunder psychadelic colour vom, Ken will start kicking him in the head and Paddick will say "I'm going to allow this" and then Dave Cameron will come in in a referee's shirt and DQ Ken. But Ken won't stop, even though they keep ringing the bell. Then the parlimentary Conservative party coming running in and start putting a beat down on Ken. BUT WHAT'S THIS?! It's Brown, Milliband et al and they come in and there's punches and bumps all over the place. GOOD GAWD KING IT'S A SLOBBERKNOCKER! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK ON PMQs?
5
We used to do this back in the day. I had a mate who did it in 2 minutes. That was the quickest anyone did it whilst also keeping it down
5 in 2 minutes?
Hmmmmmmmm
I saw it down faster
But it came back at a pace
I reckon I can do it in under 2 minutes
I'll do it as a birthday gift
...
I didn't even know it was a problem. And anyway, how are you going to enforce this rule? As far as I know, TFL staff cannot inspect bags and you don't see them on trains... so what the fuck?
Refer to..
...argh cannae be bothered.
If you need a rep for the Victoria Line BTW, I'm your girl.
Red Stripe ahoy.
Victoria Line is well easy
Yeah
PUSSY-0
sounds like fun
but what happens if you need a piss? no, really.
^^^ VERY GOOD POINT
piss in the empty bottles
^^^ problem solved
Baker St's got loos
We'll use that as base camp
which actually brings me to something we were discussing last night
and you, olegrich, should be able to answer.
When & how do tube drivers go to the toilet?
facebooks groups
like this are the gayest thing ever invented.
when the journey
has got to the end or terminated.
How? Well they piss out through their nostrils into the toilet.