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A gay predicament?

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by dove_from_above

A couple of years back, I was introduced to a friend of a friend. Nice lass, we got on well and still do. But I'm a judgemental beast, and more often than that jump to assumptions that tend to stand the test of time

My first thought when I met her was 'lesbian'. Not in a derogatory way, I just got the impression that she was a homosexual. She's undoubtedly a tom boy, but it went a little further than that

I met her as she lives with a girl I'm good friends with, and they both went to uni together. So they've been mates for... five years or so? I've since introduced my friend to another (male)friend, and it looks like they might be bumping uglies before long. It's a beautiful thing when two friends are introduced and reach the stage where they'd like to see each other naked

But this other girl right, the 'gay' one, has started to act strange. She takes every opportunity to put my mate down, and manages to cause tension/an argument whenever we're all together. Just the other night she stormed off because my two friends were flirting, and 'ignoring her'

The plot got quite juicy recently with an alleged 'incident' when these two girls were alone together (in their front room) watching tele. Apparently a hand wandered, was promptly brushed aside, and ever since the awkwardness levels have risen a thousand fold

Basically, should my male friend kick on and get further into this bizarre love triangle? They both seem to genuinely like each other, after all. Or should he do the manly thing, back off and let this weird jealous lesbian/concerned friend thing play out by itself?

And no, the 'male friend' isn't me. If it was, I'd clearly be pushing the threesome angle

dove_from_above | 08 May '08, 13:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I don't know. The screen on my laptop is at an odd angle and halfway through the story became too hard to read, so I just sort of zoned out.

Hope it works out for you though.


Thanks man

Although, this doesn't directly concern me

But thanks man


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I read it. The guy has nothing whatsoever to lose and many wonderful things to gain. He should hit that shit. Your lesbian friend needs to step off. There are many lesbians out there to awkward brush against. I meet dozens every day.


Can I make the same joke

two days in a row?


Well I say "the universe"..

..I ment everwhere accept Omocron Persieye 8, you get sentenced to death if you do it there.

And yes I've checked thoroughly.


*except


nah mate.


DENIED


Your response should have been.

*Galactic Star Eruption

But you lacked the understanding necessary.

EPIC FAIL


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"Girls who won't sleep with [...] aren't necessarily lesbian, Stealthy"

...I'm going to go with... a) "Men from Cós".


it might be a clever greek island

joke or it might not be.


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Excellent.


i thought it said C6s

still - i don't get the kos ref


lesbos, kos, crete

santorini. etc


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Okay.


is kos known as a gay island?

i wasn't aware of this


despite being mayor of there

you big gay mayor


oh penny drops. duh me

very good stealthy!

9/10


I don't know.

Lesbians... *swoon*


if he bones her then the likelyhood is the dyke one will get mad

and might colour her hair or something worse like have a big gay orgy, or go insane and kill them both, or she might be happy for them. as such i don't know what to do at all.

ps is it your birthday todday?


Certainly is

33 today


I don't really understand the problem

It's a love triangle that isn't really a triangle but just a predatory lesbian and a girl and fella who like each other?


Yes

But the straight girl and possibly gay girl live together, so it's not quite as simple as just shunning her. If she angers this beast, there could be GAY HELL TO PAY


then I will have to look

into my stock responses file.

Throw a burning seagull at her. Et voila.


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It's made into a threesome by virtue of the fact that any man who hears his girlfriend might possibly be the object of another woman's fancy immediately starts planning how to broach the subject of a threesome.


but once the 15 minute

freeview ends you're inevitably left with your girlfriend being pummelled by a stocky troll with a buzzcut who has a bigger packet than you


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Love is... letting your bird gradually at first, and then violently fall out of love with the concept of lesbianism as you watch.


Yeah.


This is probably a pretty common situation...

disregarding the gender and sexuality part, housemates fancy each other then get jealous of any action the object of their desire might be getting.

I say go for it, but he should try and be sensitive to the other girl and not be too in her face about it all.


seeing how "the 'gay' one" is acting

your friend will have to choose someday between countinuing to live with her and having a boyfriend...


He should nob the straight one

Then run away before the lezza stalks and murders him


threesome opportunity

game on


Lesbinims

The couple who lives a few doors up from me have an insanely violent relationship. Lesbians can beat the shit out of each other when they feel aggrieved. Not all of them of course, but if this one has a crazy fixation...

Lesbain street fights have made it worth living in my shithole street for sure though. Maybe you'll get to see one.


Your friend should

feign death.

This solves all problems eventually.





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